[ED: Jim Cavanaugh not only covered for me during my week off, but even left one or two things in the can, including this Curbside Caption. That’s the equivalent of this crane driver buddy offering to lift your car out of the pool for free, and leave you a blow dryer. Or something like that. Thanks, Jim!]
I burst out laughing when I saw the image! LOL!
“Bert tried to make the man understand that his fiancee was underwater in her Highlander in more than just the financial sense.”
“Bert tried to make the man understand that his fiancee was underwater in her Highlander in more than just the financial sense.”
I’m really going to have to work to top that one!
“When they told me to go grab a car out of motorpool, I never expected this!”
I think you may have done it.
“Maam, the problem might be water in your gas tank.”
After the Sonoma Typhoon, the Explorer and his Sidekick made a startling Discovery: They must Venture out of their Element and Rendezvous for a Suburban fishing Expedition.
Maybe they should hire an Aztek guide.
“Thanks for the help. I’d like to see the bank just TRY to repossess it now!”
Car pooling taken to the extreme.
I thought about trading it for something smaller, but thanks to the depreciation, it’s basically a sunk cost.
Bob’s dreams of being a Youtube superstar ended abruptly after a slight trajectory miscalculation with his wife’s car.
Oh great, and I just dropped my Triple A account.
“My car won’t start”
“You’ve flooded it”
After owning several reliable 4Rrunners, Fred took the plunge with a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee.
“Oh, you wanted the car towed? The new gal in the office doesn’t write very well…”
“Jerry, is your car in the pool again?”
“SHALLOW POOL – NO DRIVING”
Took the GD Viagra and all it gave me was a stiff leg.
Um, yes, I would like the Deluxe Wash today.
You want the interior cleaned out too?
Yes, and make sure you don’t miss any spots…
The Deluxe package also includes and engine flush!
“I said it was dependable – I didn’t say, deep-endable” . . .
Regretfully, Bob’s decision to teach the dog to drive ended in disaster.
Should’ve bought the DUKW.
“We took the ‘plunge’ and bought a new Highlander!”
Instead of car pooling, we’re pool-car-ing!!
. . . equipped with Super-Fluid-Drive!