Red Flag⚑ for protective parents. Reminds me of the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
“They’re all free today: cherry pie, cream puffs, ice cream, treacle tart.”
And I’m sure coulrophobes love that front-door art, too.
This is a “Photoshop” joke, If you zoom in, The badge that’s supposed to read “Heavy Duty” actually reads “Heavy Dude” It’s well done and funny as hell though.
Putter around the suburbs and see if anyone takes it seriously. If they do, hey, at least you made the dispatch report a little more entertaining, since everything there is printed verbatim. “Complainant reported an old van with a scary clown on it.”
Maybe there was a fleet of these somewhere ’cause it looks like they pulled the doors off of another one that was a different color with the same lettering!
In the Netflix season of Arrested Development there were a bunch of vans like this running around the Bluth’s Sudden Valley development when it was discovered that it was the only place in the county that registered sex offenders weren’t banned from living in.
None exactly like this one, but you get the idea. Over-the-top parody of a creepy van.
posted by Perry Curtis
Red Flag⚑ for protective parents. Reminds me of the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
“They’re all free today: cherry pie, cream puffs, ice cream, treacle tart.”
And I’m sure coulrophobes love that front-door art, too.
What’s “Wordless?”
“Puppies! Free Candy!”
That’s three, right there! 🙂
+ Creepy clown. This thing would be the terror of suburbia.
Where did you find this interesting vehicle?
This is a “Photoshop” joke, If you zoom in, The badge that’s supposed to read “Heavy Duty” actually reads “Heavy Dude” It’s well done and funny as hell though.
1 former owner….John Wayne Gacy.
+1
Putter around the suburbs and see if anyone takes it seriously. If they do, hey, at least you made the dispatch report a little more entertaining, since everything there is printed verbatim. “Complainant reported an old van with a scary clown on it.”
As seen in true Crime magazine. There’s something very sinister about clowns, I never liked them.
Maybe there was a fleet of these somewhere ’cause it looks like they pulled the doors off of another one that was a different color with the same lettering!
My guess is someone more recently added the “Puppies” and other creepy items to an already mismatched van.
Appropriate colors for those doors….Penn State blue and white!
LOL, and with “Jered” serving sandwiches!
I love this but then I have a warped sense of humour .
-Nate
Paging Stephen King…
Famous TV vehicle for sale! As seen on; “To Catch a Predator”,”Criminal Minds” AND “S.V.U.”!!!
This looks like the shuttle bus for Camp Funny Uncle. Run away while you can kids.
In the Netflix season of Arrested Development there were a bunch of vans like this running around the Bluth’s Sudden Valley development when it was discovered that it was the only place in the county that registered sex offenders weren’t banned from living in.
None exactly like this one, but you get the idea. Over-the-top parody of a creepy van.
This is utterly tasteless.
Funny, but tasteless 🙂
My sister already calls window-less vans “Serial Killer Vans;” this one would really scare the bejeebers out of her!
Your sister’s discomfort zone.
I always wondered what had happened to my van….I kinda lost track of it when I got hauled back in for parole violations a few years back.
Absolutely hilarious! I wonder who would be brave enough (or clueless enough) to drive this thing around. Personally, I wouldn’t do it on a bet!
Only if you have a death wish. In the UK there’s a pretty good chance of being lynched
Uhhh, No.
Did Curtis actually snap this creeper van, in person?
Because I remember seeing this on Bing images as far as a year or two ago.
My Sister asked me to find this and burn it .
-Nate