Remember print advertisements? I know, I know; they still crop up from time to time in a … whaddayacallit? …magazine. Anyhow, the ads were filled with all the Plush, Powerful, and Personal goodies that could be yours if you’d just be kind enough to step into the nearest showroom. Today’s case in point: The 1979 Finster Fireburner.
Oh yes, each important item would be addressed, pointing out the myriad possibilities for your satisfaction. It’s just that, sometimes, things could be left open to interpretation.
Thankfully, the folks at MAD pointed out how to read between the lines of these ancient come-ons so we could feel confident behind the wheel of our idyllic new pleasuremobiles.