These Metros are such jokers; you never know what disguise they’re going to be in. The other day, we saw a multi-colored Metro imitating a flower in bloom. Today, it’s a Metro disguised as a clown. What’s next; a Metro-fish? Oh right, we already saw one of those.
So how would you feel about driving around in this? Silly?
It seems to have a giant Bossche Bol on its roof….delicious !
I’ve seen several trucks and SUVs painted with various camo paint schemes: jungle, forest, and desert. If I owned a Metro sedan (I actually like the hatchback and convertible) I think I would go with a camo paint job so that folks might not notice my car.
I worked at the local Chevrolet dealer when these cars were new. I remember feeling a little on the silly side driving them at that time, but this one I would feel like a real Bozo.
If I cut someone off in this car, I could imagine a one finger salute along with the words “Cram it, clown!” which would be a Bozo no no.
In the same way I think the Metro hatchback is rather endearing, I dislike the four-door equally as much. If there’s a car that screams “I’m a loser!”, the Metro four-door is it (even more so than those cockroaches of the road, Cavaliers and Cobalts).
I sure would especially if it is a slush box since it is a 4 door. The spots I can live with, but not the Bowler or red nose.