CC Outtake: A-Body Needs A-Nicer Body

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Some cars just don’t look as good in coupe form as they do sedans. The GM FWD A-Bodies are one such example: the sedans were generally handsome, while the coupes, in my opinion, looked unresolved. Even a revised roofline couldn’t save these stylistically.

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This Cutlass Ciera I spotted in Greenpoint, Brooklyn would appear to be a 1986 model, based on the sealed beam headlights and the more rakish roofline that debuted for that year.

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From 1982 until 1985, the Cutlass Ciera coupe had one of GM’s ubiquitous upright C-pillar rooflines that looked even frumpier. Really, it was more a two-door sedan than anything.

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The full wheel covers and white paint don’t help the featured Ciera. GM must have realized they had a dud on their hands, or they didn’t want to eat into RWD G-Body sales, because the coupes were neither huge sellers nor publicized as prominently as, say, the Cutlass Supreme coupe had been. If you wanted a 6000 STE coupe, forget it. You could get a Ciera ES or GT or Century T-Type in coupe form, but the sedans were vastly more popular.

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For 1986, Oldsmobile shifted 49,273 Ciera coupes, around 10k more than the wagon. That wasn’t too shabby, given the showroom competition from the G-Body Supreme and the new N-Body Calais, but the sedan left it in the shade with 267,493 units.

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The W-Body was a vastly better looking coupe, although as I’ve mentioned before, it is baffling that GM launched them as a coupe and the sedan came 2-3 years later. And that GM kept the A-Body around. The A coupes didn’t last, though. The 6000 coupe’s last year was 1987, the Celebrity coupe 1988, the Ciera coupe 1990 and the longest-lived was the Century coupe which lasted until 1993.

If you’re going to sacrifice practicality, you probably want a car that looks sporty or imposing. The A-Body coupes didn’t satisfy either criterion.