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Hack saw time!
“As he lay on the ground in pain, Nigel determined that he would never climb a ladder to wax the roof of his car ever again.”
Never again would the Corsa suffer door and shopping cart dings.
Would make a good ad for Citroen. “If only you’d bought a DS19….”
This is the equivalent of a Denver boot.
That’s only house arrest; this is automobile jail.
We don’t need no bloody alarm system!
Yauxhall? What’s a Yauxhall? Could somebody please explain the joke to me? Am I not getting this because I’m a stupid uncultured American?
I’m assuming Roger meant “Vauxhall”. I’ve changed it to reflect that assumption. Unless it’s some Brit joke too obscure for us yanks.
So I’m a born proofreader then!
Not an obscure joke, just fat fingers….
Same thing as an Upel.
“Junkyard Wars” aka “Scrapheap Challenge” always cracked me up because again and again, that yard seemed to have an inexhaustible supply of clean, straight, long, scaffold poles.
Cirque du Corsa
“The current model Corsa now features a TUBE FRAME”…..or so the ad copy read.
Usually the rollcage goes inside the car
Congrats… The best comment,..
You win an Internet
Seems like an extreme way of eliminating parking lot door dings, but very effective.
When Dolores showed up with her attorney to pick up the Vauxhall, per the divorce papers, things started to get ugly.
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Hack saw time!
“As he lay on the ground in pain, Nigel determined that he would never climb a ladder to wax the roof of his car ever again.”
Never again would the Corsa suffer door and shopping cart dings.
Would make a good ad for Citroen. “If only you’d bought a DS19….”
This is the equivalent of a Denver boot.
That’s only house arrest; this is automobile jail.
We don’t need no bloody alarm system!
Yauxhall? What’s a Yauxhall? Could somebody please explain the joke to me? Am I not getting this because I’m a stupid uncultured American?
I’m assuming Roger meant “Vauxhall”. I’ve changed it to reflect that assumption. Unless it’s some Brit joke too obscure for us yanks.
So I’m a born proofreader then!
Not an obscure joke, just fat fingers….
Same thing as an Upel.
“Junkyard Wars” aka “Scrapheap Challenge” always cracked me up because again and again, that yard seemed to have an inexhaustible supply of clean, straight, long, scaffold poles.
Cirque du Corsa
“The current model Corsa now features a TUBE FRAME”…..or so the ad copy read.
Usually the rollcage goes inside the car
Congrats… The best comment,..
You win an Internet
Seems like an extreme way of eliminating parking lot door dings, but very effective.
When Dolores showed up with her attorney to pick up the Vauxhall, per the divorce papers, things started to get ugly.