OK, maybe we were a bit too ambitious in pricing the Vega. So if the 1974 Vega Kammback’s price was the only thing holding you back from reclaiming your wasted lost youth, here’s your second chance at the CC Official Sales Lot. The price of this splendid seventies time machine has been slashed, from $1495 to a mere $995. And those Vega girls are still waiting for you just down Hwy 99 at the Kozy Kourt Trailer Park. The decades have been even a bit harsher on them then the Vega, but they’re going to make a real effort (to actually fit inside the Vega). But just in case they can’t be torn away from their soaps, we have a fallback plan: two other guaranteed seventies pick-up mobiles . What better than a gen-u-ine exotic sports car, or two?
Your choice: a red vintage Porsche (only $2995), or an orange Ferrari “Mille Grande” bruschetta, at a mere $6995. Just look at that exotic European styling, especially those bumpers. You just can’t get that on a domestic like the Vega, and the girls can spot them blocks away. But drive slowly, (guaranteed!), because the girls around here aren’t quite as fast on their feet (or electric scooters) as they once were. Shall we take a walk to my office?