And the guy who came up with the “Watch My Ass, Not Hers” bumper sticker finds himself in an ironic situation.
“Well, if Bob Lutz can do it with such class, so can I!”
There is something about Naomi – guys just flip over her.
Winner!
Or this . . .
Sarah was extremely choosy in men, and financial independence was a non-negotiable. For example, as soon as she learned that Nigel was upside down in his Jaguar, she walked away without a backwards glance.
you’re on a roll…. both great.
NEXT.
Being a British-Leyland product of the 1970s, the XJ now ran just as well as before it was overturned, i.e. not at all.
Bonus: early Blondie publicity photo on a similar theme.
CROSSWALK, lady! CROSSWALK!
Q “listen here Bond, The head airbag may need modifying”…
“My cat just lost his nine lives!”
“Good tires,” Alice mused, casually looking down the street, “but certainly not great tires. Are you coming, Bob?”
I always remember this PS from Road and Track.
Peter Egan wrote that, I believe. He’s the best.
I brake for super models.
“See, Hubert? Parallel parking isn’t as easy as it looks.”
Her curves are not nearly perilous enough to make me do that!
“I’m too sexy for my car”
(If the Jaguar is a RHD UK-market car, the man is in the passenger seat, making her the driver.)
Huh, I opened the sunroof…Why can’t I get out?
Laura Marrs tours Europe.
Convention just got flipped on it’s head!
So it’s true! Redheads are far more dangerous than blondes!
The only proven way to stop a Jag leaking oil ;o)
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And the guy who came up with the “Watch My Ass, Not Hers” bumper sticker finds himself in an ironic situation.
“Well, if Bob Lutz can do it with such class, so can I!”
There is something about Naomi – guys just flip over her.
Winner!
Or this . . .
Sarah was extremely choosy in men, and financial independence was a non-negotiable. For example, as soon as she learned that Nigel was upside down in his Jaguar, she walked away without a backwards glance.
you’re on a roll…. both great.
NEXT.
Being a British-Leyland product of the 1970s, the XJ now ran just as well as before it was overturned, i.e. not at all.
Bonus: early Blondie publicity photo on a similar theme.
CROSSWALK, lady! CROSSWALK!
Q “listen here Bond, The head airbag may need modifying”…
“My cat just lost his nine lives!”
“Good tires,” Alice mused, casually looking down the street, “but certainly not great tires. Are you coming, Bob?”
I always remember this PS from Road and Track.
Peter Egan wrote that, I believe. He’s the best.
I brake for super models.
“See, Hubert? Parallel parking isn’t as easy as it looks.”
Her curves are not nearly perilous enough to make me do that!
“I’m too sexy for my car”
(If the Jaguar is a RHD UK-market car, the man is in the passenger seat, making her the driver.)
Huh, I opened the sunroof…Why can’t I get out?
Laura Marrs tours Europe.
Convention just got flipped on it’s head!
So it’s true! Redheads are far more dangerous than blondes!
The only proven way to stop a Jag leaking oil ;o)