The last Picture Caption Contest was a winner all the way around, and there was no way I could pick an actual single winner. Sorry, if that disappoints anyone. So let’s do it again! The key is finding the right picture, and somehow, this one speaks to me; there’s some genuine mystery here that we need to explain
Ok, I know this one might will tend to go in a certain direction, so let’s keep in mind that we don’t want to offend anyone (or any self-defined group) too badly. We wouldn’t want to lose our hard-earned and coveted PG13 rating, you know.
Luuuuuucille, Luuuuuucille Luuuuucille!
This is a CoolHand Luke reference, BTW.
Anybody who didn’t guess that was from Cool Hand Luke spends a night in the box!
What we have heah, is . . .fail’ah ta communicate!
Me Mini and me bird . . . . She’s a real go-er, eh mate? Know wot I mean??
say no more . . . say no more, eh? Nudge nudge – wink wink, eh mate??
She sometimes goes, yes.
The Mini is not dead, it’s merely stunned.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and (snow) chains excite me!
“I had to sell the clothes off my back to fix this stupid car, and then it gets stuck! That’s it, I’m getting a VW!”
Had to take that mouthy American Bird all the way to the northern tip of Scotland just to prove to her that just cause it was bathing suit weather on the Channel didn’t mean it was that way on the whole bloody island.
my vote.
“Hi, my name’s Minnie. What’s yours?”
Back when I had a Mini, I went out a few times with a girl named Minnie. Just as background information. No idea what ever happened to her.
“Ma’am, I would like you to step away from the car, then stand up straight and walk a straight line for me, please.”
It’s funny, it doesn’t move at all when I push from this side, but at least my pretty legs don’t get all full of snow and cinders.
“Are you SURE this is what a training bra is for?”
Excellent!
Emily first started to have suspicions about her driving instructor just after Christmas…
CHASTITY”S efforts to push it over the SLIPPERY BITS MADE FOR MUCH FUN. So it was ESPECIALLY fun to watch HER try to get the MINI free. Regarding such matters, staying aBREAST Sometimes becomes difficult and pictures must be taken.
I knew I should have worn boots
No silly girl…..you drive it from the inside.
Oh Austin! Beeehaave!
If that Disgruntled Old Coot can live inside one i can, also.
Paul, you should call these Curbside Caption if you plan on doing them regularly.
Of course!
It MUST be new, my hands don’t go through it.
I hope it has a rear window defroster to keep my hands warm.
MOM?!
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They’re small, flat and not very showy but somehow still attractive, in context.
What?! I’m talking about the car’s hubcaps!
Do you like my realistic prop snow?
In case it gets hot, I can roll down the window.
While you’re outside, could you bring me a beer? I set some out by the steps to chill. What are you mad at me for??
My boy Lucas, heah can eat 50 eggs . . . .
You crazy. Ain’t nobody can eat fitty eggs.
I’m shakin’ it, boss!!
Yeah, Dragline, take it off.
Next time I’ll get the self parking option.
I think Paul’s version is best… “Curbside Classic, Minimalist Edition”. It’s just minimalist in so many ways!
Pushing a Mini out of the snow? You’ve got the legs for it!
Julaine lost her innocence last night and was ready for more experimentation.
She performed an e-brake 90 degree turn in the snow and was ready to try a 360.
What do you mean ‘turn the other cheek’?
Can you give me a hand here? we just need to roll it over a few times to make a really big snowball and use it for the base of a snowman.
“Should I put the chains on the front or rear tires?”
Funny, how this CC sparked “Cool Hand Luke” refereces.
Of course, if you have rabbit blood in ‘ya, we goin’ put two sets o’ chains on ‘ya!