COAL: 2017 Chev SS – See The USA In A Chevrolet, er, Holden

I drive a dinosaur – the sub-$50K, naturally-aspirated V8, rear-wheel-drive, manual transmission Sport Sedan is officially extinct. By happy circumstance, I acquired one of the last living specimens exactly one year ago today – a lightly rebadged Holden Commodore SS-V Redline, of which a mere 12,856 were sold in the US as the captive import Chevrolet SS over four model years with zero (zilch, nada) marketing whatsoever. Many of these were purchased with an eye to future resale and see few miles and absolutely no inclement weather. I, on the other hand, bought mine to drive…

After a six-week wait for the car to be transported from the port in Benicia, CA, I took delivery April 19, 2017 with 9 miles on the odometer. Given the car’s 415hp/415tq ratings, I treated it with kid gloves until I got through the break-in period and really started to get a feel for the car.

One thing I quickly had to get used to was folks complimenting me on my ‘Impalibu’ SS.

That changed once I rebadged the car to its Holden source brand; “What is it?” is the question I now get most often, with guesses ranging from a Jaguar to a Peugeot.

Prior to the SS, we would typically take my wife’s ’12 Routan or its predecessors on road trips – she never liked the diesel smell of my ’00 New Beetle TDI and its successor ’13 Beetle TDi convertible simply lacked room for more than an overnight stay’s worth of luggage. We did do a couple trips in my next-in-line ’15 Honda Fit, but it rode every bit like the sub-compact that it is and made for pretty close traveling quarters.

The SS, on the other hand, is an excellent road trip car, and in “Tour” mode, it really soaks up the bumps. Put it in “Sport” mode, and the ride gets taut and the bimodal exhaust opens up with a nice growl and delicious pops and crackles on deceleration. It was high praise, indeed, when my wife said the car “was comfortable.” She was less thrilled after an afternoon’s jaunt through the North Georgia mountains – the car just begs to be pushed in the curves!

Mechanically, the car has been flawless, with zero issues at all during the first year. The only mechanical foible I could really rumble about is the notchy 2nd gear in the Tremec TR-6060 that gets worse in cold weather, something pretty much everyone rowing this unit complains about. The biggest complaint I have with the car is that the technology is quite outdated – essentially equivalent to what Chevrolet was using in 2012. Sure, it has advanced features like a lane departure and front/side/rear obstacle warning system, but I quickly got tired of all the bleeping and false alarms, so I turned those systems off.

The built-in 8″ display is great, but nav is linked to an active OnStar account, which I declined to renew after the trial period, so I use an iPad mini instead. I also activate the onboard wifi hot spot on longer trips, both to avoid having to tether to my phone as well as to take advantage of a more consistent signal in parts of the country where cell coverage is spotty. The head unit is underpowered for what it’s asked to do and occasionally crashes, but on a positive note, an owner on the SS forums has successfully hacked an aftermarket CarPlay-compatible HU to work in the SS, so there’s hope. The overall audio quality is “okay,” but my ’15 RAM 2500 actually sounds better to my ears. Visibility ahead and to the sides is good, but the high trunk and its ducktail spoiler make rear visibility a challenge – a backup camera is integrated, and is almost mandatory for safe reversing. I also find it necessary to angle the side mirrors down when backing into a space so I can see the striping.

As I said, I bought the car to drive, and in our first full year, we covered 34,284 miles in twenty States, averaging a hand-calculated 20.3 MPG. Our best tank was 25.7 MPG on a perfectly flat stretch through Kansas with no wind, not too shabby for a two-ton LS3-powered beast. The trip computer says we averaged 48.5 MPH during the first year, which translates to roughly 700 hours behind the wheel. I have yet to test the upper speed limit of the car (governed to 160 MPH), but did rename third gear “Reheat,” because, “Wow this car really accelerates when I need to pass someone!” If you don’t keep an eye on things, third will very quickly have you pushing triple digits.

The longest trip we made was to the Grand Canyon and surrounding areas, including a trip through four States in under two minutes! Lots of beautiful scenery out that way …

… including the Painted Desert,

… and the famous 1932 Studebaker on Route 66 in the Petrified Forest National Park (speaking of dinosaurs).

The SS makes for a very effective bug killer…

In addition to the long road trips, I also made some new friends (that’s a coworker’s G8 with a genuine HSV nose) …

… Including some really old ones!

And of course, I had to do Cars & Coffee Cars & Coffee Cars & Coffee a bunch of times, where I saw some more of my G8 cousins.

We also took time to shoot the breeze …

Disturb the peace …

And hang out with a movie star …

As well as TV commercial star …

Or just hang out at the theater itself …

I unfortunately missed out on the Great Pumpkin, again 

But did collect some other orange objects.

The SS did great during our snowier-than-average Middle West winter (Michelin X-Ices FTW!) – we were still getting snow showers as of last night, in fact …

And we enjoyed visiting our grandkids in Tennessee, even if it rained the whole trip.

The rest of the time, the SS simply shuttled me back and forth to work. “One of these things is not like the other…”

So my ‘Year One’ report has actually turned into a bit of a Postcard Picture Set, but at the end of the day, isn’t this why many of us drive? While I won’t argue with folks who buy a car as an investment, I’m more of the mind to collect a series of pleasant memories in a great vehicle (and as someone wisely said, “Every car has a story”). On that count, the SS has delivered, and in spades.

And now if you’ll excuse me, the road beckons …