Curbside Recycling: 1997 Geo Metro LSi – Clearly Gasoline Prices Are Coming Down

1997 Geo Metro LSi

What else would explain the reason to scrap what appears to be a perfectly usable gas-sipper?  Well, this is the LSi model which features the gas-swilling 1.3 liter that has 33.3% more cylinders than the base version and was only rated at 39mpg city and 43mpg highway, so maybe that’s it.  Some people ditch their Escalades and Navigators, others get rid of the wasteful version of the Metro.

No, but seriously, gas prices are coming down.  Yet they’ll likely eventually go back up again so we might as well take this interlude to cast a jaundiced side-eye at this Geo Metro in the junkyard, one never knows if it might be the last one ever to end up here.  (Spoiler, it isn’t, there’s another one four rows over but I like this color…). 

1997 Geo Metro LSi

This is also an opportunity to point out that 1997 was the last year for the daft idea of having a whole line of cars named Geo.  Yes, it’s supposed to represent the world of cars available to GM that weren’t actually built by GM here in the US and sold by the Chevrolet division.  Maybe that makes them better and GM didn’t want to tarnish them with the Chevy name?  I don’t know.  At least they got a decent looking logo although it reminds me of a squished basketball rather than a squished globe.  Or is it a Pumpkin with lap bands?

1997 Geo Metro LSi

But c’mon, how could you not fall for that doe-eyed face with the pouty little smile?  It’s practically Audrey Hepburn on wheels!  Alright, maybe not, but it doesn’t weigh much more than she did and if you dress it in the available black…then it’d still just be a little semi-import shitbox with black paint to most Americans.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

I gleefully admit to liking this car.  Of course when it was new I was in the middle of my “career” and could never be seen in something this cheap, small, and kind of domestic.  That’s unfortunate as I do think I missed out.  I look at every one of these that I see, and really like the styling of the three-door like this one.  I even like this color!  Big lights, big windows, small body, big small engine (yes that was intentional), steelies! (although I think this LSi originally came with plastic hubcaps), and even side protection for those door dings that bothered me so when parking in San Francisco with my Audis and Volvos and whatever.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

There it is, bone simple in its four cylinder, 1300cc (that’s 79 cubes to those raised on numbers like 318, 350, 392, and 454 etc) or something more appropriate in a riding lawnmower to some.  In 1997  it didn’t  even have 16 valves, making do with the base minimum of eight (the other eight would appear the next year).  It produced just under 1hp per cubic inch for a total of 70.  (The extra eight valves did actually raise it to 1 full hp per cube).  But it weighed under 2,000 pounds so for getting the groceries how long does the burnout really need to be?

1997 Geo Metro LSi

See?  It’s a semi-import since it was built at CAMI in Ingersoll, Ontario, originally a joint venture of Suzuki and GM.  The same car was also built and sold as the Suzuki Swift for the US market as well as the Pontiac Firefly for Canada.  There are 50 states in the Union plus 2 more if you count our neighbors to the north and the south as they sort of are counted in the auto industry political mish-mash that somehow allows cars built in completely foreign sovereign nations to be classed as domestics (more or less, depending on how you look at it or the point you are trying to make.)  To say it’s confusing…doesn’t make it less so.  Watch the hand, watch the hand, oh, sorry, you were watching the wrong hand.  Sucker.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

This one is a little crispy around the rear wheel arches but otherwise I think this angle is its best one, the hind flank.  It looks modern and dare I say, even a little…sleek!  It has a lot of non-GM design in my estimation, but a lot of european influence, I see some Peugeot in this angle as well as maybe a touch of southern Italian spice too.  But then again, I’m not a fan of chrome and generally prefer my trim blacked out and with a minimum of it.  A little dark eyeliner can lead a long way if you catch my drift.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

On the fancy LSi you did get rub strips all the way around, but you still also got weight saving stickers for the badging in the back.  A manual trunk latch too, not too many electronics on board this one, you have to use your muscle tone to get things done.  Alas there was no key and the weight savings extended to the deletion of my favorite import car accoutrement, the trunk popper lever so we won’t be gazing into the trunk cavity today.  Just imagine enough space for your groceries and a little more.  The back seat folds down too for all those larger couches you really never carry yourself anyway.

While the base model with the 1.0 3-cylinder started at $8,580, the slightly more profligate LSi asked for a whopping $9,850.  Of course the fun-sponge automatic likely then added a fair percentage more to that along with the optional A/C (that this one didn’t have and wouldn’t need on this surprisingly cold and wet day).   So let’s call it $11,000 in 1997 dollars which is about $20k today.  Back in 1997 surely you’d get a hefty discount, today people would likely be happy to pay $20k for an economical car without many microchips, in other words, in inventory!

1997 Geo Metro LSi

This particular Metro is trying to channel a ’78 Malibu methinks, what with its color changing plastic dashboard here.  I have no idea what occurred.  Still, the seats are velooooouuuuuurrrrrr and look fairly comfortable even if not tufted, pantyclothed, or even pillowed.  Or would have looked it in the showroom, on this damp day not so much.  I spy at least two airbags for the quick warm embrace of a soft plastic bag in the event of a frontal collision before that lifted F-250’s steel bumper drives right through it, you, and your groceries in the luggage area.  But let’s think happy thoughts!

1997 Geo Metro LSi

Chevy (and GM) was right, many of their cars really didn’t need more than a speedometer, a fuel gauge and a temp gauge.  But the Dashboard of Sadness in many prior GM-branded cars looked horrible due to having about a dozen other blank spaces.  Actually some didn’t even have a temperature gauge.  This one has just what you need, or at least think you need, presented logically, cleanly, and attractively.  Being plain is fine.  Being blank is not.  I also have to point out the 85 (or 90?) mph speedometer.  While I’m pretty sure with a slight tailwind and a downhill slope this car could break 100 and thus be well off the scale there’s no pretense of it being able to get anywhere near 160mph as such prosaic stuff as a Toyota Highlander’s speedometer might have you think but just leaves you squinting to see if you are going 38 in a 35 or whatever.

There is sadness to be seen here though.  Yes, the odometer number.  120,102 miles on this.  That’s just not enough to be tossed out like a sack of trash.  There has to be more where those came from.  Two of my own cars have done far more than that and that’s with both of them having far more bits available to go wrong on them.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

You can spot the firefly in the ointment here, I extremely carefully used all my skills and training and spent an extra nanosecond composing my picture so it’s right in the middle.  Yes, the three speed automatic transmission.  It’s probably what broke and called for the end of this world, er, Geo.  With the standard and money saver’s choice of 5-speed manual this would probably be a fun little rig while you careen about near wherever you imagine redline to be, slamming through the gears and barely breaking the speed limit but all the while grinning like a monkey flinging feces at the tourists with their gleaming white New Balance sneakers.

From this angle the dashboard almost looks like it has a sueded finish, no?  Well, no, it does not, I really can’t describe what it is doing.  It’s not mold either though, just a color change like a chameleon.  But curiously the airbag cover is not affected, a solitary island in this stream of dashboard.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

The luxury that our distant forefathers on their wooden wagons behind oxen could only dream of continues in the back seat with a plushly molded rear bench that doesn’t pretend to seat three abreast.  Just two, and tuck your legs back, please.  You have a cutout with a soft-ish pad for one elbow, and maybe use the other arm to hold your head upright should the lifted F-250 intrude from the rear instead.  It was 1997, necks were built of sterner stuff back then apparently.

1997 Geo Metro LSi

Oh Geo, I’m not ashamed to admit I would have liked to get to know you a little more, changing your name to Chevy for ’98 didn’t help though.  Will I go down that path sometime in the future?  Honestly, it’s likely doubtful.  But you never know, I’ve been known to do some crazy shit. 43mpg would be nice, even if gas is dirt cheap again – as our gas has always been, even very recently, compared to most other places that many of our readers hail from.  Still it’s more likely that someone is eventually going to regret getting rid of this gas guzzling big block of a 1.3l Metro.