Geez, talk about holding on for dear life.
I’d say the head isn’t the part that needs more protection.
Wiley E Coyote goes after Road Runner… with the usual results.
+1. Cue the oncoming tractor-trailer with the Roadrunner at the wheel.
A home-made go-kart for grownups. What could go wrong?
Crack kills!
I’m assuming you mean his ‘butt crack’ kills?
Yup, that looks painful.
“When men were men.”
When sex was safe and hot rods dangerous.
When run what you brung meant just that.
“Are you sure you’ve taken every precautio….”
“For the last time, yes! You have your cardboard helmet and we hot-glued in the roll bar like you asked. Now get out there and race, you big whiner. In my day we didn’t even use lug nuts. Or a steering wheel.”
It may appear sketchy at first, but rest assured the axle/center section clamp the legs and crotch firmly down to keep you in place!
Pulled groins are injuries we usually associate with football or hockey.
“Does this thing have crumple zones?”
“Yes. You.”
Weight saving wheelie bar just use you, its gotta have a driver so why not combine the two
more ba!!s than brains, definitely or “Here, hold my beer.”
Famous last words: “Hey, y’all, watch this!”.
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Geez, talk about holding on for dear life.
I’d say the head isn’t the part that needs more protection.
Wiley E Coyote goes after Road Runner… with the usual results.
+1. Cue the oncoming tractor-trailer with the Roadrunner at the wheel.
A home-made go-kart for grownups. What could go wrong?
Crack kills!
I’m assuming you mean his ‘butt crack’ kills?
Yup, that looks painful.
“When men were men.”
When sex was safe and hot rods dangerous.
When run what you brung meant just that.
“Are you sure you’ve taken every precautio….”
“For the last time, yes! You have your cardboard helmet and we hot-glued in the roll bar like you asked. Now get out there and race, you big whiner. In my day we didn’t even use lug nuts. Or a steering wheel.”
It may appear sketchy at first, but rest assured the axle/center section clamp the legs and crotch firmly down to keep you in place!
Pulled groins are injuries we usually associate with football or hockey.
“Does this thing have crumple zones?”
“Yes. You.”
Weight saving wheelie bar just use you, its gotta have a driver so why not combine the two
more ba!!s than brains, definitely or “Here, hold my beer.”
Famous last words: “Hey, y’all, watch this!”.