COAL Update: Wolfie on Steroids

Who doesn’t like a Q-ship?  I have always liked a good sleeper and Wolfie (2018 Golf) certainly fulfills that role. Yes, he is not a GTI, but he is a stealth GTI- A GTSI as it were. I wonder if anyone will ever get what that means?

When I bought my VW three and a half years ago, I was well aware of what was under the hood-the fabled EA888. This motor is capable of some serious power with its grey iron block, six bolt main bearings and girdle. At the time, I really wanted a GTI, but I couldn’t justify spending an extra $7000+ for an extra gear, extra power and cool plaid seats. I fully intended to add a performance tune, and as a Christmas present to myself, now I have it. It transforms the car and really changes its character.

Here is the nitty-gritty:

Firstly, it’s well known that VW underrated the EA888 1.8 litre. It started with 191 hp and the tune increases it to 238 HP. The torque stock is 204 lb/ft at 1500 RPM. Now it is 283 lb/ft at 2460 RPM. In a car that weighs 1500 kg with the driver in it, it makes for a pretty fun drive.

Here is a little disclaimer: I am not rich. Teachers don’t get rich. Wolfie is the most powerful car I have ever owned. To me, he seems fast, because I can’t afford, or want, a 400 HP car. The new tune transforms the way the car drives. The power after 2000 RPM is simply ferocious. The big torque rating gives very strong acceleration but also the ability to shred the front tires. Wheel spin limits the 0-100 km/h times so off the line acceleration isn’t any faster than the stock tune. Get up to 30 km/h or so and it really takes off. This table is off APR’s website:

2014 JETTA 5MT 0-60
MPH
0-62
MPH
0-100
KPH
0-100
MPH
60-120
MPH
62-124
MPH
100-200
KPH
60-130
MPH
30-130
MPH
Stock 7.445 7.983 8.011 18.575 24.001 27.314 28.130
APR Stage 1 (93 AKI) 6.789 7.280 7.311 14.942 16.507 18.180 18.294 22.158 25.554
Seconds Faster 0.657 0.702 0.700 3.633 7.494 9.134 9.845
Percent Faster 8.82% 8.80% 8.74% 19.56% 31.22% 33.44%

 

Of course, numbers don’t tell the real story, how the car feels when driving it-and it is really fun. Yes, the extra power is not necessary and there is only like one time a year I will use it, on my annual Rocky Mountain Romp. I just wanted it. I am going to turn 58 this year and not a single Peters man has lasted past 63 and most don’t even get there. It is all about me having what I want now. APR includes a powertrain warranty on the tune because the VW powertrain warranty is now void. There have been no problems with the car whatsoever so I am willing to take the risk. In fact, I don’t remotely care.

The cost of this tune was C$840 taxes in, which I consider a screaming deal for the extra power it delivers. Fuel economy seems the same or a bit less, although may factors are in play. The latest tank in 100% horrible Vancouver traffic driving shows 8.2L/100km. The car now requires at least 91 octane but I have always used Chevron 94 Supreme.

There is another reason for the APR tune. Anyone who has read any of my COAL series will know how I can’t stand success and tend to sell cars that are really cool. I was actually thinking of replacing Wolfie with an EV since used car prices are so high at the moment. Doing so would cost me an extra $20,000 to save $1000 a year of fuel. Doing little upgrades to Wolfie keeps me interested. Next is window tinting.

The Golf VII is a really nice car and the reviews I am seeing state it is better than the Golf VIII. I am certainly happy I bought Wolfie when I did. He’ll most probably be my last car.