Car Show Classic: 1971 Ford Thunderbird Landau – Diamonds Are Forever

Through natural predilection or mere opportunity (those movie marathons on TBS, perhaps?), I’ve been a fan of the James Bond series of movies (and books) my whole life. The reality, however, is that a lot of those films aren’t ever going to make anyone’s top-ten lists, and 1971’s Diamonds Are Forever could be ranked in that file. Most fans and critics consider it to be one of Sean Connery’s weakest entries in the canon, but I still watched it many, many times as a kid. Therefore, upon seeing this virtually pristine ’71 Thunderbird at Greenfield Village’s “Motor Muster” car show in Dearborn, Michigan, I thought of nothing but Diamonds.

Everyone knows that a suspension of disbelief can help any moviegoer (and their friends and family) enjoy a movie; after all, nobody likes a nitpicker (I’m guilty, especially when a car’s involved). In the case of Diamonds, you might as well accept that everyone drives a Ford in the 1971 world of cops and robbers, because manufacturers would make deals with producers and everyone would drive that brand in that film.

Fundamentally, the movie itself is about diamond smuggling, and the plot was borderline incomprehensible to me as a 13-year-old (especially the revenge angle, as I hadn’t watched On Her Majesty’s Secret Service yet, and the actor wasn’t even the same guy anyway). What I did know is that although the movie wasn’t great, it had moments of greatness. The assassins were a couple of menacing wisecrackers named Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint, and they drove this gleaming Thunderbird Landau to deposit an unconscious James Bond in a desert tunnel outside of Las Vegas. (Side note: Why just leave him for dead? He’s just going to escape and kill you later! More suspension of disbelief). Although the thugs were well-drawn in some cases, and their depiction is dated and borderline offensive in at least one scene, they and the Thunderbird were not the main reasons I watched the film so many times.

Maybe it was beautiful redhead Jill St. John as Tiffany Case, who just happened to drive one of my favorite Mustangs of all time, a Bright Red 1971 Mach 1. A redheaded Bond girl certainly didn’t hurt my enjoyment of this campy film, but in reality, Ms. Case was a very pleasant diversion from an OK car chase with a famous continuity error and a bunch of stunts involving the Mach 1. I was a car kid first and foremost.

The Thunderbird itself only showed up in a few scenes, but I knew that it wasn’t a Thunderbird I was accustomed to seeing. I was already in love with two-seat ‘Birds and early four-seaters, too, but this? I wasn’t alone; only 36,055 T-Birds were sold in 1971, the last year for this body style, and 20,356 were two-door Landaus like our feature car and the bad guys’ film T-Bird. As a matter of comparison, you could still buy a standard hardtop in 1971 with a completely different roofline (looks chopped, doesn’t it?). Only 9,146 were sold. The poor four-door Landau, in its final year? Only 6,553.

Like Diamonds Are Forever, I’m not here to argue that the ’71 Thunderbird was the best in that legendary canon; it’s probably not even in the top half. What I am here to do is argue that this particular ’71 Thunderbird is gorgeous. The paint color looks like “Green Fire,” a metallic color that was shared with Lincoln and Mercury as “Ivory Bronze Moondust.” Speaking of the moon, there was a goofball getaway scene in Diamonds involving a moon landing on a movie set that conspiracy theorists might be enthusiastic about.

The green interior is immaculate, and those fabrics, those door panels: It was a harbinger of 1970s extravagance, and anyone who can’t appreciate the sheer kitsch of this Fordiest of luxury Ford interiors needs to mine for their childish sense of levity. On the other hand, is this where the Thunderbird stopped really being special? The interior is very much in the Ford vein, unlike the fantastically styled passenger compartments of earlier T-Birds.

The wheel covers also reminded me of something, but it wasn’t a film.

Ah, yes, it was a Corvette. I’ve always liked the finned “turbine” wheel covers on early C3 Corvettes, and while I’m not generally a booster of the C3, I’d gladly drive this comparatively tasteful red roadster.

No, the 1971 Thunderbird is not one you’d call particularly tasteful, and it didn’t sell particularly well, and it didn’t age particularly well, sort of like Diamonds Are Forever. But like a suspension of disbelief at the movie theater, it’s helpful to have a sense of context when you’re looking at a particularly nice old car such as this T-Bird. It was so popular at the car show that I had a hard time taking pictures of it; it was that lovely. Because of that, and because the ’71 T-Bird is so uncommon in general, and because of its arresting “Green Fire” paint, people could accept that even though it wasn’t the best of the Thunderbirds, it was still a fun diversion from the dreary real world. And that’s what old cars and movies are all about.

Yes, the T-Bird was changing in 1971. The next year, it would grow even larger and would resemble the Lincoln Mark IV (for good reason – it was basically the same car). It would still have those same wall-to-wall taillights. But it wouldn’t remind me of those intimidating killers who drove that swanky Landau in a dark tunnel conveying James Bond once again to his doom. Or so they thought.

 

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