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   matador

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 10:03 AM

   Hack saw time!

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   jpcavanaugh

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 10:10 AM

   “As he lay on the ground in pain, Nigel determined that he would never climb a ladder to wax the roof of his car ever again.”

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     67Conti

     Posted December 5, 2015 at 10:29 AM

     Never again would the Corsa suffer door and shopping cart dings.

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   occam24

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 11:26 AM

   Would make a good ad for Citroen. “If only you’d bought a DS19….”

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   silverkris

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 11:56 AM

   This is the equivalent of a Denver boot.

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     Ate Up With Motor

     Posted December 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

     That’s only house arrest; this is automobile jail.

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   Mark P

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 12:01 PM

   We don’t need no bloody alarm system!

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   Actually Mike

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 12:25 PM

   Yauxhall? What’s a Yauxhall? Could somebody please explain the joke to me? Am I not getting this because I’m a stupid uncultured American?

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     Paul Niedermeyer

     Posted December 5, 2015 at 12:43 PM

     I’m assuming Roger meant “Vauxhall”. I’ve changed it to reflect that assumption. Unless it’s some Brit joke too obscure for us yanks.

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       Actually Mike

       Posted December 5, 2015 at 12:50 PM

       So I’m a born proofreader then!

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       Roger Carr

       Posted December 6, 2015 at 9:05 AM

       Not an obscure joke, just fat fingers….

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     nlpnt

     Posted December 5, 2015 at 2:15 PM

     Same thing as an Upel.

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   Steve

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 1:41 PM

   “Junkyard Wars” aka “Scrapheap Challenge” always cracked me up because again and again, that yard seemed to have an inexhaustible supply of clean, straight, long, scaffold poles.

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   Markus

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 1:59 PM

   Cirque du Corsa

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   Howard Kerr

   Posted December 5, 2015 at 3:46 PM

   “The current model Corsa now features a TUBE FRAME”…..or so the ad copy read.

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    Kiwibryce

    Posted December 5, 2015 at 4:11 PM

    Usually the rollcage goes inside the car

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      Rubens

      Posted December 5, 2015 at 5:18 PM

      Congrats… The best comment,..

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      matador

      Posted December 5, 2015 at 7:29 PM

      You win an Internet

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    PBR Longneck

    Posted December 5, 2015 at 6:40 PM

    Seems like an extreme way of eliminating parking lot door dings, but very effective.

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    RogueInLA

    Posted December 6, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    When Dolores showed up with her attorney to pick up the Vauxhall, per the divorce papers, things started to get ugly.

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