Riding A 1970s Volvo Beater – Or What’s The Worst Car Interior You Ever Sat In?

Sometimes, all it takes is a specific kind of car in the “right” type of condition to bring about full flashback. A beater condition seventies Volvo? With mange-like paint condition, and all sorts of paint/body damage that makes you wonder if the car was near the Chernobyl fallout? Talk about a flood of memories!

If you lived in the Bay Area in the ’90s, that is. Though I suspect we weren’t the only place with beater Volvos back then, so go ahead and speak from your experience.

Still, walking and driving around those California streets in those grunge days, junky Volvos were a very common sight. Today’s sample being a prime example of the type I often saw near my Potrero Hill workplace; and for all I know, this one is San Salvador could be one of those. After all, this grungy 144 is a US sourced gray import, as its American sized bumpers show. And well, Volvo was not sold here in the ’70s, so, easy guess.

But in this condition, who brought this over? Someone who loved it? Well, it was probably better looking when it arrived through local customs. What can’t be denied is that someone still loves it. Do old Volvos last forever, or do their owners just drive them forever?

I don’t have an answer to that question, but I did know at least one person who seemed incapable of getting rid of his beater Volvo. And as far as I remember, had the worst interior I ever sat in.

The worst or the most peculiar? I’m still making up my mind about that, but it’s one or the other. Perhaps both? It was a coworker’s mid-’70s 240 burgundy sedan, with better paint presentation than today’s; however, his had the typical no-grille setup with headlights barely hanging in place (such a beater classic trait!). Body had the occasional dent, though I can’t recall there being much rust. Not that I can remember its exterior a whole lot. Instead, it was the interior that took over most of my memory cells…

Now, seating areas were junker standard; missing door panels with exposed innards, with dirty seats and carpet. Where there was carpet, that is. Plus, an additional assortment of tools scattered around. The tools were no surprise, as my coworker pal was quite handy with those. And well, they also probably saw a good deal of use to fix whatever went out of whack with the car’s flimsy, non-original dashboard…

Instead of the OE plastic molded dashboard, all instruments were now placed on a handmade, skitterish wooden built, structure. Thin and exposed 2×2 pine boards, in reasonably decent assembly, holding radio, heater, instrument cluster, and so on. All along with exposed electrical wiring. A  setup that, now that I think about it, I’m glad never came across the local fire department inspectors.

Regrettably, I got no photos of the thing (Hey, film was expensive!). And the above image from an unrelated car found on the internet is too clean a professional creation to really give you an idea. Still, I think I can do better…

There! That halfway done pine-tree bench is a lot closer to the Volvo’s instrument panel, as it was. Not that it was necessarily an uncomfortable place to sit in the times we went out together for lunch, but I’m glad he always took me to nearby places on surface streets. I always wondered how impact-ready that contraption was:

  • You had to see it to believe it… the way the passenger’s skull was pierced by that piece of wood… horrible!
  • They drove into a tree… on the freeway?
  • Nope, it came from the dashboard!
  • Whaaat?

In any case, it was fun to come across today’s clunker Volvo. After all, as far as I can tell, those ones are becoming a rarity. Instead, this one found by J.C. and posted at the CC Cohort, is the way old ones tend to look nowadays. Likely a testament to the better assembly from the late 1970s and on. Nice to know they go cleaner in the long run for their owners’ sake, even if they’re far less characterful.

Now, about the fate of the beater Volvo. After the dot-com bubble went bust in the early 2000s we were all naturally let go, and the car was placed on sale. I more or less remember my coworker pal asking for some absurd amount of money at first (Trying to recoup the cash he spent on 2×2 pine boards? His hand labor? An expensive engine fix?). It dropped soon after to $500, and then to $250. Not sure if he ever sold it or went to some scrapyard, but it did disappear from our lives fairly quickly.

Not sure if that was the worst interior I ever sat in, but it certainly was a peculiar and memorable one. So, how about you?