My 1976 Gold Dodge Colt Coupe: My First Moparbishi

Image of a yellow 1976 Dodge Colt with standard hubcaps.
This is the model I had, in gold.

Summer of 1975 I started looking at other cars, memorably a VW Scirocco — the name evokes a hot wind, blowing from North Africa across the Mediterranean to southern Europe. This was the first model year they were sold in the USA. My brother had many VWs through the years, so it wasn’t a terrible risk. I was several hundred dollars underwater with the Mazda and my dad couldn’t lend me a short term loan at the time (forced retirement was looming for him in 1976).  The salesman at the westside VW dealer told me he thought it was a bad idea to finance above the value of the car, bless him.

I used to read about cars in Car & Driver and then tried to find them. There was actually an Oldsmobile Cutlass that had a manual transmission and I sat in it at the dealer — I didn’t fit, my head hit the ceiling and I couldn’t recline the seat back. Don’t remember if it was a 442 or not, but couldn’t buy a car that I couldn’t fit in. This was the closest I ever came to buying a “personal luxury coupe” but several of my friends had Monte Carlos and such.

In winter of 1976 I felt I needed to be rid of my Mazda RX-2 ASAP.

Went to Northland Dodge on Morse Road and started looking at Dodge Colts. There was no way I was going to buy an American-made MOPAR product; memories of my dad’s 1958 Dodge station wagon were still vivid (this car was up on blocks in our back yard for years). And Toyotas were starting to be a “hot car” — my brother, his sons and I visited car dealers when nobody was there and saw the markups on the window sticker for “lifetime protective coating” and “adjusted market value” and VIN etching, pin striping, etc.

I had used car phobia, a trait that was encouraged by my mother, who remembered all of the cars my mom and dad had, for better or worse, since 1935. So an “Imported for Dodge” Mitsubishi Colt seemed to be the best compromise for my budget. It was reasonably attractive, Datsun had entered their bizarre styling phase, and Honda was just establishing an American presence.

Before settling on the Colt, the salesman tried to get me to buy this “tarted-up” model, actually drove it up from the back lot to the showroom — not at my request. One employer had a 1973 Duster/Dart which was a good car, but another had a 1974 Duster/Dart which had issues — probably because 1974 introduced EPA-mandated emission controls. (As is known, the Aspen/Volare were not an improvement over the Duster/Darts).

From early on, the Colts came with all the bells and whistles of the 1970s.

The salesman probably thought I was nuts for wanting the imported car. In the 1970s Columbus was a destination for young folks who came to Ohio State and stayed, and/or the big city where your uncle found a job and could get one for you — families who came up Route 23 to Columbus for work. Immortalized by Dwight Yoakam’s song “Reading’, Rightin’, Rt. 23.” My salesman probably had Kentucky roots.

So I picked a gold Dodge Colt 2-door Coupe with five-speed transmission, which had the 1600cc engine (not the silent shaft). It wasn’t a sweet handling car like a Civic would have been, but it was OK to drive. I bought an aftermarket FM radio and a cassette deck for it and rear speakers, probably at SUN TV or Swallen’s.

The mid 1970s were a time of decorating your car with vinyl: vinyl stripes, vinyl panels, vinyl tops. The Colt GT was the “hot” model, but the GT model was mostly decoration. And of course the Carousel was for the ladies.

But there was the issue of being $500 underwater and I wanted radial tires, which were not standard equipment on that particular Colt.

The Dodge dealer’s Finance Manager sent me to the Usurious Store Front Lender (City Loan, Household Finance, etc. — I forget which one), and they told me my debt to income ratios were too high, so no underwater loan for me. When I told this to the salesman, he exclaimed: “Who is going to pay for those radial tires we’ve put on it?” Then the Finance Manager called the manager at the Usurious Store Front Lender and I was suddenly “approved.”

The Colt was serviceable, no mechanical breakdowns, and gas mileage was OK. It didn’t start to rust while I had it, and Mitsubishi engines had great low speed torque, but…

The outside mirror came off when I ran it through automated car washes. Also, if I took a corner too quickly, the gas ran out of the carburetor chamber, and I had to prime it with starter fluid — in 1976 taking the air cleaner off was relatively simple; just one wing nut to turn and the assembly lifted off.

The winter of 1977 was vicious for snow and blizzard winds — living on the western fringes of Columbus where the prairie winds usually stop — one night I had to leave the car in a field as the apartment complex parking lot hadn’t been plowed yet. In opening the door the hinge broke from the wind, but was fixed under warranty.

And at -25° F it would not start, but my dad’s 1972 Oldsmobile would. My work friend Ralph actually bought me a plug in dipstick heater, a la Minnesota.

Don Sherman of Car and Driver wrote a review in 1976, and of course, Car and Driver always reviewed the top of the line model with all of the bells and whistles. Still, I think the review gave a fair assessment:

“The Colt offers the standard American buyer the same things that make Japanese cameras, electronic equipment and motorcycles so hard to resist: artful design, loads of standard features, high quality and affordable price. For the super-discriminating car freak, however, the Colt will provide some serious disappointments. You might, for example, hope the optional GT edition would offer an improvement over baseline agility, but it’s not the case. GT in the Colt means a tachometer, five-speed and 70-series radials, but nothing else more useful than trim and paint stripes. So when you challenge passages with road-course potential, the Colt delivers a strong reminder that it’s really much better as a highway car. The steering is too slow to manage the heavy understeer that sets in, and the carburetor starves for fuel in cornering to rob you of the simple pleasure of entrance-ramp gymnastics. (The 1600 Colt uses a 16-percent faster steering gear, and though it will bolt right into the two-liter car, effort is increased proportionately.)

The weakest link in the Colt driver’s chain of command is the rear suspension. Apparently some money has been saved here to pay for the silent shafts, because the rear axle can wind up the two-leaf rear springs like rubber bands. When you try anything so rude as a dragstrip start, the rear wheels threaten to tramp out from under the car, and there’s a good deal of unnecessary shuffling back there even during ordinary hard cornering. The front suspension is not without problems, either; the tires in front seem to hunt for longitudinal pavement grooves or any irregularity that will lead them off a straight-ahead path. The GT’s suspension is the obvious candidate for next year’s upgrade program.

With the Japanese record of fine-tuning the Colt, you can practically bank on a quick response to the car’s handling problems. Fast-advancing technology is one bargain that Chrysler gets in dealing with their Mitsubishi friends. When Detroit goes out to buy a car it can’t justify building itself, you can be sure they know where to shop.”

In 1974, the Colts had four speeds, by 1976 the fifth overdrive gear was added.

I took it in for service one evening at Northland Dodge thinking I would be out of there by 8 p.m. (I wanted to watch Chinatown that evening on TV –after 50 years, I still don’t think I have ever watched Chinatown.) They started working on the car about 9 p.m. You only get one chance to make a first impression…

 

Related CC reading:

CC Colt Chronicles Part 2: 1974-1977 Dodge Colt (Mitsubishi Galant) – The Colt Gets Americanized

Curbside Classics: 1974 & 1975 Dodge Colt – Two Colts Still Galloping