My 1996 Dodge Grand Caravan – Everyone Should Own A Minivan Once

Today’s “Cars of a Lifetime” post will be brief because there isn’t much I can tell you about a Jeep Cherokee (XJ) or a Dodge minivan that you don’t already know. There are millions of them, literally. Jeep made about three million XJs between 1984 and 2001, while Chrysler has sold five times that number of minivans since November of 1983, counting all generations of Chrysler, Dodge, and Plymouth people carriers.

My ’92 Jeep Cherokee Sport model had these “pizza” style wheels.

 

First, the Jeep. In 1992 I replaced my Toyota Tercel 4WD wagon with a new Jeep Cherokee which had a 4.0L straight-six and a 5-speed manual transmission. What can I say about it other than that it was nearly indestructible? I drove it for 130,000 miles, then my middle daughter drove it for a while, then I sold it to my brother-in-law. He added another 100K and would probably still be driving it if he hadn’t hit a deer.

Our Grand Caravan was the same color as this Chrysler. (Photo: MotorTrend)

 

Second, the minivan. In 1996 my wife’s Isuzu Trooper was eight years old and due for replacement. Our three daughters were around middle school age and didn’t like to sit too close together on long trips, so I thought it was time to buy a minivan.

I didn’t give serious consideration to the GM “dustbuster” minivans; however Ford had a 4-wheel-drive Aerostar that looked interesting. What convinced me to buy a Chrysler product instead was the availability of a second sliding door for passengers, a feature that was new for the 1996 model year. And once I bought a set of Blizzak snow tires on winter wheels, our front-wheel-drive minivan was almost as good in snow as a 4WD Aerostar.

We called our dark green Dodge Grand Caravan the “Queen Mary” because it seemed to us to be as large as an ocean liner. I hung in our garage a fluorescent-yellow tennis ball on a string so we’d be able to park the van precisely and close the garage door with an inch to spare.

“You won’t have to out-wrestle an Easy Out Roller Seat.” – Oh yes, you will.

 

The van had individual seats up front, a bench seat for two in the middle, and another bench seat for three in the back. The 2nd and 3rd rows were removable – this was before Chrysler invented “stow and go” seats that fold into the floor. I was younger and stronger then; I wouldn’t want to lift one of those “Easy Out” roller seats now. Once the seats were taken out and rolled across the garage floor on their little wheels, what was left was an absolutely huge space in which to move whatever you liked.

The Grand Caravan was my wife’s car, and I made a mistake when I ordered it. We’d never had a car with power windows, and I didn’t see the point of them in a vehicle that had only two windows that rolled down. I failed to consider the van’s great width, which meant that my wife had to unbuckle her seat belt and go for a long walk inside the van if she wanted to crank up or down the passenger-side window. After almost three decades I’d hoped this miscalculation had been forgotten, but when I mentioned to one of my daughters the other day that I’d be writing about the Queen Mary, she said, “Remember how mad Mom was about the windows?”

In preparing this post, I’ve been reviewing the sales brochures extolling all the virtues of the 1996 Grand Caravan and its engineering, and ours was indeed virtuous in many respects. However I need to tell you about certain weaknesses that the literature did not mention.

Firstly, the headlights were woefully inadequate. They did not light up the road well enough for me to feel safe going faster than the speed limit on the highway at night. (At least I never got any speeding tickets while driving the van.) I think I installed extra-bright replacement lamps to find a little more candlepower.

The undersized disc brakes were inadequate, too. They stopped the van well enough, but I went through pads and rotors too quickly. The Ultradrive 4-speed automatic transmission required costly repairs at least once. The 3.3L V-6 engine required an expensive computer replacement, also out of warranty. I don’t believe that the other engine options Dodge offered were much more reliable.

The Grand Caravan had a Dodge cross-hair grille unlike this Chrysler Voyager.

 

I will say that my family and I went on some long road trips in our Grand Caravan, and we did travel in comfort. I should have sold the van sooner – we kept it for ten years – however I told myself again and again, “We’ve just fixed this or that; what else can go wrong?” and then within a year I’d learn the answer to that question.

I haven’t bought another minivan since, but I do think minivans are underestimated as practical solutions for many (or most?) transportation needs.

 

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