My Old Cars Of Questionable Quality; Part 2 – Finally, A Classic of My Own

In the first installment of this rapid-fire overview of the shifting winds of my car enthusiasm, I covered the early years. I had gone from a high schooler not particularly enjoying access to a quirky Volvo to a college student owning half a Chevy Cruze sitting miles away at his parents’ house.

During this two year period of being car-less in practice if not strictly in name, I nevertheless managed to get into plenty of car related shenanigans. Starting with helping my family shop for used cars in mid 2023. I was known for my knowledge of the used car market thanks to my frequent dreaming of a future ride (despite having been on one test drive ever for the Cruze) and I finally had a chance to put my skills to the test.

My mom’s old 2004 Volvo XC90 in 2020

My sister had briefly taken over my mom’s mechanically and cosmetically challenged Volvo XC90 and nicknamed it the Struggle Bus, since it had very little power and absolutely no traction at all. In famously hilly Athens Georgia it also rains a lot, which made the car’s propensity to lose grip even worse. The car had, however, after a new engine with turbo plus a new cooling system, showed signs it might have finally shaken its unreliable ways.

Then, it got a big bump from behind by a pickup truck and that was the end of it; a new car would be needed for both my mom and my sister. It had to be a Volvo, as my mom has a long history with them. They never failed to break in new and amusing ways every other month; however, that hasn’t stopped her and my sister from developing this baffling brand loyalty.

2008 Volvo XC70 and 2011 Volvo XC90 purchased by my sister and mom the same week in 2021 with my help

Given a small budget and the only requirements being “Volvo,” I managed to dig up a 2008 XC70 for my sister that had been only lightly scorched by the Georgia sun. These cars were very rarely in the price range we looked for and I even got my preferred spec for my preferred car. It was even a non boring shade of barely-green. Score! This car is still going strong and could even be considered reliable. That is, if your standards for “reliable” were the previous Volvos in our family.

Then, with the same requirements of “Volvo” but a slightly higher budget, I uncovered a 2011 XC90 R-Design in great condition for my mom. The last XC90 my mom had owned was the worst possible way to spec it from the factory (base model I5 FWD) and it was the most unreliable car our family had ever known.

This non-turbo inline 6 powered one didn’t suffer from the same lack of traction, thanks to AWD and an engine more appropriately matched to the car, even if it still isn’t very fast. So far it’s been relatively reliable thanks to a steady stream of preventative maintenance. The slightly gaudy R-Design aluminum trim and Passion Red paint made it one of the most distinctive cars on the block and fulfilled a super secret mission of mine to help people buy colorful cars. I personally love the way it looks, ridiculous metallic blue faced gauges and all.

I had influenced the various unusual shades that adorn the cars my siblings and parents own, but what about my own car?

I had very little money to spare as an undergraduate student at Georgia Tech. The money I did have had to be spent carefully because I had to go to graduate school, being an architecture major. So a cheap car it would be. But could this cheap car be a manual?

I had been in a manual transmission car once, so I felt sure I knew how it worked. I managed to convince a nice man from a local car forum I was involved in to teach me stick. The BMW Z3 M he showed up in was exactly what I wanted but couldn’t afford, so I was thrilled. I did pretty horribly in retrospect, but it was enough to gain some confidence with a third pedal.

Now, all I had to do was find a car! I set a budget for myself of $3,000 for car + 1 year of parts/repairs. In 2023, the car market had not fully recovered from COVID and the pickings at this bottom of the barrel price range were genuinely dismal.

I’ll save the tale of the adobe BMW I almost bought for another time, but it was so hard to find a car that ran at all, I pretty quickly gave up on getting a manual transmission sports car. I just wanted something I could fix myself when it broke that wasn’t boring.

My 300D beneath a viaduct in Birmingham, Alabama

I decided if the car was going to be pretty janky, it might as well be interesting, so I bought a 1985 Mercedes 300D from middle of nowhere north Georgia. It came with a strong recommendation for reliability by the owner. It also came with a small piece of plywood the owner used as a makeshift floor so his dog wouldn’t fall through the rust holes in the bottom of the car.

It was my first time in a car from the 1980s and my first time driving a diesel. I had very little experience working on cars and didn’t own so much as a screwdriver. Yet, I was in love and immediately knew it would be mine.

I could fill multiple posts with the ridiculous and unlikely events that have occurred due to this purchase. It’s still my only car. Recently I ditched the plywood for a genuine metal floor and took it with me on a cross country move. There will be much to say about the teal turbo tractor in another post, but here’s a few tidbits:

  • A past owner clearly drove it through wet concrete and carried on unbothered
  • It’s only been on fire once
  • The brake fluid reservoir once fell off on a rutted dirt road up a mountain
  • It’s never, ever left me stranded
A car forum meetup in 2023 at the Savoy Auto Museum in Cartersville, Georgia

I was already heavily involved in the aforementioned car forum, but with a classic car to call my own, I went on a few outings with the guys from the forum. It was not only a nice break from the brutal workflow of an architecture student at Georgia Tech, but a way to finally experience some different cars. My sun scorched diesel was rarely even looked at when I brought it to local car meetups, but I started going to them regularly after I got to know a few faces.

Another emergency wrenching session on my friend’s MX3

My car hobby had risen above reading magazines and was starting to bear fruit. This fruit sometimes tastes suspiciously like a combination of rusty metal and WD40, so it’s clearly not for everyone.

In addition to slowly improving my 300D, I started detailing quite a few of my friends’ tired old cars. Not only did I find it fun, but dirty cars really annoy me. It was still to be a little while before I started being known for parking lot bodges and helping out in marathon wrenching sessions. The infamously fragile MX3 belonging to a friend I have teased you with, will have to wait for another post, however.

This brings us through my third year of undergrad at Georgia Tech. See you soon!

 

For thos who missed Part 1 of this series, click HERE.