The Cars & Trucks of My Formative Years, Part 2: 1981 Dodge Omni – Little Boy Blue, I Hardly Knew You

Welcome to Part 2 of this multipart series featuring pictures of select cars from my youth.  As with the 1970 Ford F-100 in Part 1, I also saved these Omni pictures from being tossed into the trash.  Like with the 1970 Ford, I took these pictures, also.

Today’s 1981 Dodge Omni was purchased new by my parents on a cold January day.  It replaced a 1973 Ford Torino and the Omni’s mission in life was to serve as my father’s commuting car, a trip of roughly one hour (or fifty miles) each way.

This Omni was initially a real stretch for my father.  Never having been accused of being overly adventuresome, his purchasing a front-drive car in 1981 was highly uncharacteristic of, and highly cutting edge for, him.  I vividly remember him talking about the odd sensations of driving a front-drive car, particularly downhill, as he was accustomed to being pushed, not pulled.

Credit for encouragement to vacate his figurative box likely goes to one of the brothers who owns Guetterman Motors, the now Ford (and then Chrysler and Ford) dealer in Cairo, Illinois.  Dad bought a bunch of cars from there.  Prior to purchase he had his heart set on a base model Ford Fairmont with a three-speed and wound up with this Omni.  He did rather enjoy his diminutive Dodge.

As a quick aside, Cairo is the unfortunate poster child for dying and imploding towns.  While there are numerous videos on YouTube documenting this tortuous death, I discount most of them.  Why?  If you can’t say the town name right, you likely bungled something else, so your credibility is suspect.  It’s Care-Oh, not Ky-Ro nor Kay-ro.

As another aside, a family roadtrip took us through Cairo, Georgia, last fall.  It had me thinking of the “what could have been” for Cairo, Illinois.

I digress.

As this was my father’s commuter car, I spent very little time in it.  What I do remember was my father’s fastidiousness is keeping a journal of fuel purchases in this Omni.  If I was with him, I was invariably charged with pulling his tablet from the glove compartment and writing down the date, odometer reading, fuel cost, and fuel quantity.  Why he didn’t also include time, temperature, and relative humidity are a puzzler.

This is so imprinted on my psyche, I can tell you without hesitation this Omni routinely returned over 30 mpg.  It having the 1.7 liter Volkswagen engine and a four-speed manual transaxle likely helped achieve that result.

The only thing my father never liked about this Dodge was the large badge on the passenger side of the dashboard that screamed “OMNI”.  It was obvious an exterior badge had been used.

I can also remember the odd stain on the vinyl front passenger seat and floor.  At some point, my mother needed some unique dental work.  She found a doctor in Memphis, Tennessee, which wasn’t much further away from us than was St. Louis.  On the way back, she was drinking an Orange Crush and a goodly part of it somehow wound up on the seat and floor.

My father, having a phobia about not only vehicle maintenance but cleaning vehicles, left the mess there for the duration of his ownership.  After a while, the stain transformed into a shade of brown that made one think of something other than orange soda.  You can even see a second stain of some variety in the above picture on the passenger side headrest.

During their 110,000 miles of ownership, I remember there being zero problems with this Omni.  The only issue was the broken piece of the grille on the passenger side; my dad leaned against it and heard a snap.  These pictures also show what appears to be rust forming on the tailgate lip, but that can happen with never being washed.  Or maybe it’s an accumulation of funkiness.

I drove this Omni a time or two, but only around the property.  It went away in 1986 for a year old Ford LTD Crown Victoria.

Memorable rides in this Omni can be found here.