1980 Ford Catalog Photography: Making The Most Mundane Rides Look Sublime

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Did any of these 1980 Ford products truly make your heart race? Perhaps they do if you have a keen sense of nostalgia, but professional photographers had to sell them for real in the sales catalogs of 1980, and they presented the lineup in its best light.

Orange 1980 Ford Pinto on cover of sales brochure

The 1980 Ford catalogs have long been some of my “modern” favorites, because I have a huge selection of them, ostensibly brought home when I was three years old and beginning my lifetime of literature hoarding. The brochures are worth collecting because of the photography; clearly, some serious filtering was used to create the dusky, moody atmospheres seen in so many of the pictures. Professional automotive photography is a trade where the artist gets little credit; indeed, Ford’s archives simply list the ad agency, J. Walter Thompson, as the creator of sales images. It’s easy to tell, however, that different artists did the work for different brochures.

Ford Courier

For instance, even a man with little technical knowledge of photography like myself can tell that the Ford Courier cover has a completely different style from the Pinto cover, which is similar in theme to most of Ford’s car line catalogs in 1980.

Grouping of 1980 Ford Pintos parked on a hill

But back to the Pinto. Since my parents drove a dissolving 1974 Pinto when I was little, the Pinto brochure was and is one of my favorites. As gorgeous as the photography is, the theme is preposterous: some kind of a family reunion where everybody drives 1980 Pintos.

Red and Gray Pinto

And honestly, this family reunion is one of my worst nightmares, as it continues long into the evening. (My family’s always wrapped things up in a couple hours.) Still, you can almost feel the dew gathering on the grass as Grandma says good night to her freshly-permed grandson. Everyone’s laughing and having a good time, and there are no mosquitoes to be found: All is right with the world.

Red pinto Rally Hatchback from passenger fronnt three-quarter view

The Pinto entered its final year in 1980, and sales stayed fairly strong, averaging just under 200,000 units for the final three years of production (but down from a crushing 544,209 in 1974, its peak year). And I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Pinto Rallye in the flesh, especially one as bright and cheerful as this “Bright Bittersweet” example with white 13-inch wheels. And look at the “Bright Caramel” Runabout with “Cruising Package” in the upper-right corner. Glorious.

Pinto Color Palette

Nostalgia aside, the Pinto wasn’t many people’s idea of a “great” car in 1980, as the basic platform was nearly a decade old, and the trend was toward economical front-drivers. However, Ford’s color palette was excellent in 1980, mixing some fashionable browns with those happy yellows, oranges, and reds. There was something for everyone, and many examples can be seen on the back covers of Ford’s catalogs.

1980 Ford Fairmont Futura in driver's side profile

Ford abandoned the sense of family camaraderie for the Fairmont Futura brochure, instead jumping on the Star Wars bandwagon, a punchline given the car’s name: “Futura.” Has there ever been a model name more at odds with itself? Fairmont sounds like a golf course, Futura like the dream car of the 1950s that eventually became the Batmobile.

Black 1980 Ford LTD Wagon with wood sides in driver's front three-quarter view

The Futura-in-space was actually a bit of an outlier, as most of the Fairmont and LTD photographs had none of the trick filtering of their Pinto compatriots. The wagons shown above, however, must have been shot by the same team as the Pintos: It’s dark, the rain has just stopped, and everyone’s smiling at each other. That strange glow lights the car.

Red 1980 Ford Granada from passenger front three-quarter view

And look at these Granadas, lit from above from some supernatural, ethereal source. What could be more inviting, and what could be more of a letdown when you got your Granada home and it gave you none of those feelings at all. Even so, this “Candyapple Red” Granada ESS (the “sporty Granada”) looked pretty good in terms of being a 1980 Ford. The 1980 model was the last of the “first-generation” Granadas, and sales plummeted from a high of 548,784 in 1976 to just 90,429 in 1980. Even more bleak was the fact that the 1979 Granada sold over 180,000 units, making 1980 a catastrophe for the aging platform.

Red Fiesta

Even the Fiesta, “Ford’s gutsy little import,” got into the act. It looks like we’re doing some nighttime trail riding on motorcycles here, so what are we doing with the Fiesta? Those bikes surely didn’t fit in the hatch, but it doesn’t matter; advertising is always about suspending one’s disbelief.

White 1980 Ford Mustang Hatchback from passenger front three-quarter view

Of course, being a Mustang kid, my favorite brochure was for the recently updated pony car. This hatchback appears to be on the surface of the moon, with four headlights blazing and the driver cranking at the wheel as if he were running from the law, or maybe Martians. Ford proclaims the Mustang “a sports car for the 80s.” In a test of a turbocharged 2.3-powered Cobra, Car & Driver basically agreed, but they didn’t like the engine very much; however, it was the only option if you wanted a sporting Mustang with a manual transmission.

Red 1980 Mustang passenger side

Here’s another “Bright Bittersweet” Ford that you’ll probably never see in real life: a coupe with the “Sport Option” TRX wheels, and a vinyl top. Climbing a hill with snow-capped mountains in the distance, why wouldn’t you want a Mustang like this? Art is too often more satisfying than reality.

White 1980 Ford Mustang Ghia Hatchback in driver's side profile

Or maybe you’d prefer this luxurious “Ghia” hatchback, bathed in an otherworldly light on a foggy evening. There are no family members around this time, just a car that’s meant for you, the viewer, the driver. Painted a gleaming “White,” the Ghia does look like a sports car for the ’80s, as the cover of the brochure brags.

Black 1980 Mustang Cobra brochure image

But my choice was always the menacing Cobra, which was, by today’s standards, gaudy, underpowered, and unrefined. Heck, it probably was all three of those things in 1980, but in the brochure, none of that matters. As a very young child, none of that mattered to me, either; I saw a world that didn’t really exist, a world that was filtered by an unrecognized artist who certainly understood the assignment: Make these cars look like something you’d want to own. Unfortunately, it didn’t work, as Ford’s model year production plummeted from 1979: 1,835,937 to 1,167,581.

Oh well, artists aren’t always appreciated in their time, are they?

These great catalog scans are all posted on “Dezo’s Garage” website.

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