The early ’80s were a rough time for the Ford Thunderbird. Moved to the compact Fox platform for 1980, the final “Malaise Era” T-Bird was smaller and more efficient than before, but its reduced dimensions, gingerbread-house styling, and still mediocre gas mileage alienated past buyers without attracting many new ones. Fortunately, a radical aero-styled revamp for 1983 would shortly turn things around, but 1982 found the Thunderbird at its lowest ebb, desperately short on style, substance, and sales.
We can lay the blame for this car almost entirely on Lee Iacocca. The designers of the 1980–1982 Thunderbird had in mind something more modern, with a wedge-like shape and better aerodynamics. However, Iacocca, then still the president of Ford Motor Company, just wasn’t having it, insisting that their sleek proposals lacked elegance and warning designer Gale Halderman that he didn’t want any aero features he could see. Allen Ornes, one of the design managers on the 1980 car, said later that the design team “just felt it was all wrong.” However, Iacocca was the boss, and if he wanted a box, a box he would get. (The sole consolation was that an even more rectilinear four-door variant didn’t make it past the full-size model stage.)
If you looked closely at the 1980–1982 Thunderbird and squinted a bit, you could tell that underneath, it was still basically a Ford Fairmont, Ford’s 1978-vintage Fox-platform compact. The Fairmont was also a boxy, upright car (Car and Driver called it an American Volvo), but it was at least an honest one. In sedan or wagon form, the Fairmont and its Mercury Zephyr twin were sturdy, space-efficient, unfancy basic transportation — not terribly sophisticated, but modern and generally competent, with a refreshing lack of pretense.
The Thunderbird shared the same bones, but they were buried beneath about a quarter-ton of costume jewelry that Iacocca considered “elegant.” I had always assumed that this first Fox-body Thunderbird was stretched quite a bit compared to the Fairmont — its proportions seem very odd — but the actual difference in dimensions was less than it appeared. The Thunderbird was 4.9 inches longer overall than a Fairmont sedan, but more than half of that was attributable to the 2.9-inch-longer wheelbase (all of which appeared to be aft of the rear door). There was some overhang, obviously, but it was visually exaggerated by the body-color bumpers.
In the ’70s, some automakers had come up with clever ways of integrating the 5 mph bumpers then required by U.S. law. For the Fairmont and Zephyr, Ford hadn’t bothered: Their bumpers were simply slabs of chrome, in keeping with the unpretentious nature of those cars. For the Thunderbird, Ford covered those same bumpers with body-colored skins, which had the effect of magnifying the bumpers’ apparent size and obtrusiveness. This did make the body look longer, which may have been the point, but when combined with the upright formal grille, it also made the Thunderbird look like it had a leering underbite.
The Thunderbird was 3.1 inches wider than the Fairmont, but that was due almost entirely to the prominent fender flares, which covered a 1.5-inch increase in the front track width. The rear tread width was the same 57 inches as the Fairmont, leaving the rear wheels looking a little lost in the wheel wells.
Then, of course, there was the padded vinyl half-roof. Although very common, this was not compulsory (it was included on the pricier Town Landau and Heritage Edition), and both the blind-rear-quarter theme and brushed-aluminum “wraprover band” had been shared with the very popular 1977–1979 Thunderbird, so they were at least not without precedent. When the 1980 Thunderbird was designed in 1976–1977, this sort of thing was the height of fashion for domestic personal luxury models, but it also fell out of fashion very quickly. After the economy turned sour in mid-1979, many buyers decided vinyl roof coverings were something they could easily do without.
On the 1980–1982 Thunderbird, the blind rear quarters and tiny opera windows also hurt rear visibility and made the back seat rather claustrophobic. The Thunderbird was actually somewhat roomier in back than its intermediate-size predecessor, but the cavern-like ambiance of the Town Landau and Heritage Edition didn’t make them very inviting for rear passengers.
There is no Thunderbird so wretched that it doesn’t have at least some ardent loyalists, but I find it hard to defend the styling of this generation, which was ungainly from any angle. It also fell into an awkward position when it came to size: If you were in the camp that wanted to see Detroit come down to earth, the 1980–1982 Thunderbird was still too big (it stretched a bit over 200 inches long), and its attempts to look even bigger were not in its favor. On the other hand, if you thought domestic luxury cars of this kind should be gargantuan, the Thunderbird of this generation looked dinky, and it was really no bigger than GM’s 1978–1981 A-body intermediates (which tended to look smaller than they were).
The point of this downsizing, of course, was to help Ford bring up its Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE), but the Thunderbird didn’t do a particularly good job on that front either. Between 1980 and 1982, Ford offered four different powertrains on the Thunderbird (not all at the same time), but none could manage better than 18 mpg on the generous contemporary EPA city cycle. The elderly and underpowered 3.3-liter six, which became available during the 1980 model year and standard thereafter, was barely any thriftier than the optional 255-cid V-8, mostly because it used the older 3-speed automatic, while the V-8 engines were mated with the new 4-speed Ford AOD transmission, with a split-torque 3rd gear and an all-mechanical overdrive 4th.
Although the familiar 302 V-8 was optional in 1980 and 1981, making that engine compliant with 1981 federal emissions standards had reduced its fuel economy more than Ford could afford, so it was temporarily dropped for 1982, leaving the 200-cid six, the 255-cid V-8, and the new 232-cid Essex V-6. The 255 V-8, which was standard on the Heritage Edition, now had only 111 hp — actually 1 hp less than the V-6, embarrassingly, albeit with more torque — and still managed only 17 mpg on the EPA city cycle. Thus, this Thunderbird was yet another of the many Malaise Era domestic cars to offer neither decent acceleration nor respectable fuel economy.
While the available powertrain choices made the Thunderbird’s straight-line performance pretty hopeless, Ford nonetheless offered a couple of interesting sporty options intended to justify its claim that the T-Bird was a “sporty luxury car.” One of these options was the TR package, which included low-profile Michelin TRX tires on unusual metric-size alloy wheels. This package was a big-ticket option — $490 on the Heritage edition, even more on Town Landau or base cars — and TRX tires have never been cheap to replace, but they offered more grip than the standard 195/75R14 tires.
This particular car also has the heavy-duty handling suspension, available but not often ordered on the Thunderbird in these years. It did improve handling somewhat, but Car and Driver was disappointed with the HD suspension/TRX tire combination on their 1980 Thunderbird test car, complaining that the grippier tires and stiffer suspension made the ride jiggly without alleviating the rubbery wallow the ‘Bird suffered in bumpy corners (which sounds to me like a mismatch of bushing, spring, and damping rates). The seller of the white ’82 Thunderbird pictured here warned that it has “a VERY firm ride.” The standard suspension was much more cosseting, although it was floatier and clumsier.
This Thunderbird Heritage Edition is missing the third sporty option, a set of genuine Recaro bucket seats. The Recaro seats were a curious feature for these ‘Birds: They were really too aggressively bolstered for a well-padded Thunderbird owner, and the seats were firm enough to magnify any jiggle and float in the ride motions. Regular Ford buckets were also optional, but Heritage Edition cars normally came instead with these luxuriously overstuffed velour armchairs, which were more in keeping with the general mood. (Ford described these seats as a split bench, but it’s hard to see carrying a middle passenger even temporarily.)
Other than novelty value, options like the heavy-duty suspension, TRX tires, and Recaro seats all seemed out of place on these cars. The early ’80s Thunderbird was no one’s idea of a sporty coupe, and everything about it inside and out made clear that its primary mission was to try to cram a gallon’s worth of glitz into a quart-size jug. It was a car for people Lee Iacocca’s age (he was 57 when this particular ‘Bird was built) with Lee Iacocca’s tastes, or lack thereof.
| Year | U.S. Thunderbird Sales, Calendar Year | Total Thunderbird Production, Model Year |
|---|---|---|
| 1978 | 304,430 | 352,751 |
| 1979 | 215,698 | 284,141 |
| 1980 | 127,248 | 156,803 |
| 1981 | 69,775 | 86,693 |
| 1982 | 42,585 | 45,142 |
Even that audience didn’t really turn out for it. The sales trajectory of the 1980–1982 Thunderbird was distressing: Although fashion-driven personal luxury models can typically expect at least a modest sales bump with the introduction of an all-new model, U.S. Thunderbird sales fell by more than 40 percent in 1980. They then fell ANOTHER 45 percent in 1981, and a further 39 percent in 1982. A weak economy had a lot to do with that — the enormous success of the 1977–1979 cars was achieved in part by cutting prices enough to make the Thunderbird attainable for lower-income buyers, but those customers went elsewhere in the face of early ’80s stagflation and high interest rates. However, unless you just loved the boxy styling, the T-Bird didn’t make much of a case for itself. It was an expensive car (a loaded Heritage Edition could top $15,000, about twice the price of a modestly equipped Fairmont) that wasn’t notably good at anything in particular, and had no really compelling features beyond the residual luster of the Thunderbird name.
In any case, losing over 80 percent of its sales volume in just three years was a clear sign that the T-Bird was now going nowhere, fast. A product with less brand equity than the Thunderbird might not have survived such a decline, and I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say the T-Bird couldn’t have afforded another year of such precipitously sinking sales.
Fortunately, Ford had a rabbit up its sleeve in the form of the 1983 “Aero Bird.” The 1983 Thunderbird was developed in 1980 by Jack Telnack, Allen Ornes, and John Aiken, and was originally an offshoot of a proposal for what became the 1984 Continental Mark VII. Though still based on the Fox platform, the Aero Bird was a major stylistic departure from the 1980–1982 ‘Bird. If Iacocca had still been in charge, he might well have shut it down hard and ordered Telnack to stay the course — the original plan for the 1983 Thunderbird was a modest update of the 1982 — but Iacocca was long gone by 1980, and Ford Motor Company was ready to think outside the box.
Telnack admitted a few years later that some Ford people were “uncomfortable” with the Aero Bird. However, Ford in those days still placed great emphasis on market research, and in consumer clinics, the aero car generated far more favorable excitement than the boxier, more conservative proposals. That consistent strong response helped to overcome the internal resistance.
Seen today, the 1983 Thunderbird doesn’t look particularly radical, and it was less new under the skin than it appeared at first blush. However, comparing it to the 1982, it’s hard to believe they appeared only one year apart. The 1983 T-Bird looked like a car of the ’80s; the 1982 looked like a shoe box of mementos from the ’70s. Just as importantly, the Aero Bird now looked like a car that could hold its own with rivals like the recently facelifted G-body Buick Regal and the pricier, still very popular Buick Riviera.
All this paid off handsomely. The Aero Bird still had its faults, especially at first (at launch, the only engine was the 232-cid V-6 — the 302 and Turbo Coupe arrived mid-year), but it had decisively shaken off its predecessor’s “retiree’s last car” vibe, and buyer interest picked up dramatically.
| Year | U.S. Thunderbird Sales, Calendar Year | Total Thunderbird Production, Model Year |
|---|---|---|
| 1982 | 42,585 | 45,142 |
| 1983 | 134,710 | 121,999 |
| 1984 | 154,865 | 170,533 |
| 1985 | 157,209 | 151,852 |
The Thunderbird’s U.S. retail sales more than tripled in 1983, and they climbed another 15 percent in 1984. For the Thunderbird, the Malaise Era had finally ended, and none too soon.
The boxy 1980–1982 Thunderbirds still have a few fans, but apparently not enough. The Polar White 1982 car pictured in this post, which had fewer than 35,000 miles on it when it showed up on Bring a Trailer, failed to sell after bids stalled out at $4,500 in November 2025.
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1986 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe: 200 MPH Standing Still (by Aaron65)
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This one slipped through the cracks of history, probably because it immediately preceded the aerobird. The Fairmont was a decent shape and this was a completely disastrous re-dressing.
The strangest thing about this car is that in absolute numbers, it sold quite well: about 288,000 cars in three model years. However, its sales trajectory was like a crashing plane, and it’s kind of been memory-holed since then.
Could the sales chart be slightly off? 1980-1982 doesn’t visually look to add up to 288k, I was under the impression the first year was over 156k (from an older CC post by a different author). It looks like it represents about 125+70+40 or so, leaving about 50k or so unaccounted for. Or is that a calendar year vs model year thing?
It was interesting though to realize that the ’83 “only” sold 122k its first year, I would have guessed far more. Yes going up in the second year is admirable, yet neither year was a significant improvement on the 1980 first year no matter which number is used. I do remember seeing (noticing?) far more ’83s and ’84s in SoCal at the time (good for Ford), but then again the 80-82 would just as likely have struck me as a fancy Fairmont and ignored.
I think it took a year for the public to get accustomed to the look of the ’83. I was only six at the time, but I remember my Ford-guy dad cross-shopping the ’83 Thunderbird and an ’83 LeSabre. (He drove an ’80 Thunderbird, and the new car was for my mom.) Neither of them liked the T-Bird’s new styling at first, so they bought the LeSabre; it ended up being a disaster and my dad happily bought an ’87 to replace his ’80 a few years later. By that point, the styling was mainstream.
Could the sales chart be slightly off? 1980-1982 doesn’t visually look to add up to 288k,
It is off some. ’80: 157k; ’81: 87k; 82: 45 k, for a total of some 288k.
As to the ’83, it’s as Aaron65 said, it took folks a minute to integrate such a huge change in direction. The ’83 was very well accepted in CA, it really helped to make Ford the only Big 3 brand with a positive image, further heavily reinforced by the Taurus.
The availability of the TC at mid-year also accelerated its image and sales. Now it was cool enough for even me to buy one! The regular version was still a bit to milk-toast, with its wheelcovers and WW tires and such.
The 288K figure is approximate total 1980 to 1982 model year production, which includes Canadian cars and other exports. The chart is U.S.-only sales by calendar year. The tallies are similar (most T-Birds of this generation were sold in the U.S.), but they don’t line up exactly.
The chart is not off, it’s showing U.S. retail sales (which are by calendar year) rather than model year production, which includes Canadian sales and other exports. Model year figures for these cars are 156,803 for 1980, 86,693 for 1981, and 45,142 for 1982, which totals 288,638. I considered charting both, but I figured that would be confusing. (I probably made it more confusing by not doing that, but I thought the label on the chart would be clearer than it apparently is.)
In the U.S., sales of many personal luxury cars started to take a hit in mid-1979 due to the second oil crisis. That was not felt until late enough in the 1979 model year that it didn’t have a major impact on 1979 model run production, but by that summer, most new car sales were sliding. When the 1980 models arrived in the fall, a lot of dealers had leftover 1979 models piled up that they were trying to clear out, which obviously had some impact on new-for-1980 models like the Thunderbird and Lincoln Continental Mark VI. The retail sales chart shows that more clearly than model year production.
I added sales and production tables with both sets of figures side by side, in hopes that that will be clearer.
I was 23 in 1978 and bought a new heavily optioned base Thunderbird. I drove it four years and began having a “mysterious” stalling problem (it was finally diagnosed in 1983 as the computer module box). After repeated issues with this problem, I was once again at the Ford dealer in fall 1982, when I went to the showroom and saw a 1982 Thunderbird Heritage (the new 1983 had a late intro and there were none on lots yet). I test drove it and they were going to give me a very good deal, but I decided it was not a good time to buy a new car. I had recently gotten married and my wife was not working at the time.
I guess maybe that I was the customer Ford was targeting with this era of Thunderbirds. I liked the boxy, vinyl tops, hidden headlights, crushed velour seats and a lot of the other glitz, while still being young. My main fault with the 1980-1982 Thunderbird was the framed style windows, while the GM and Chrysler competitors still had frameless styling. But think about this car, it was similar in styling to the stretched K cars of the late 80’s and early 90’s; the Dynasty, New Yorker, and Fifth Avenue, although these were four doors. Of course, Iaccoca was at Chrysler and heavily influenced their styling. I think a lot of people my age in the early eighties that had enjoyed the personal luxury cars of the seventies were moving on to four-door imports, like the Honda Accord, GM A-body cars, and maybe K cars.
When the 1983 Thunderbird appeared, I couldn’t believe the aero styling. Thunderbird was always a “snobbish” car, and it lost it with these new models. Had I been able to buy a new car then, I would have chosen the Mercury Cougar over the Thunderbird. I felt the Thunderbird should have gotten the boxier styling, and the Cougar should have gotten the aero styling.
I think that even today I could enjoy one of these Thunderbirds. But I just happen to have another 1978 Thunderbird which I enjoy. This one is a Town Landau.
I swim against the current on this one. I like this generation of Thunderbirds. Yes, it’s a box. The Mk1 VW Golf/Rabbit was a box too, and everyone considers it to be a brilliant design. What’s wrong with boxes? I do have some qualms about the styling – I could do without the vinyl top, and why doesn’t the body side molding line up with the rear bumper rub strip like it does in front? And there’s the wierd way the body flares outward toward the aforementioned body side molding and back inward below it. But there are also lots of nice details, like the well-integrated front side marker light/cornering light that wraps around to the hidden headlamp cover. The rear view looks recognizably a Thunderbird; the same view of the ’83 car is generic and could be anything. Lee Iaccoca’s suposedly bad taste in styling guided the wildly successful ’77-79 Birds, so I won’t blame him for the low sales of the ’80-82. Rather, personal luxury coupes were a fading category in the ’80s. Let’s look at a major T-Bird competitor: the Pontiac Grand Prix sold 228,444 cars in 1978, its first year of the downsized A/G body. By 1980 sales had fallen to half that, 114,711 despite nearly identical styling. The facelifted ’81 got a sales bump, but by ’82 sales were down to 80,367. Several other PLCs like the Cordoba had cratering sales figures in this time frame. So maybe the T-Bird’s falling sales weren’t all because of the way it looked.
Get past the exterior styling (and the underpowered engines) and there’s alot to like here. The Fox platform was a sizable leap over the tired old Torino platform. The smaller car was roomier inside. Unlike many loose-cushion style seats, these are supportative and comfortable. The inside door panels should be studied by current car designers – a long, straight armrest with a separate large pull strap to close the door, rather than a plastic cup in the armrest that always seems to fall uncomfortably under my palm. The dash puts most warning lights in a strip along the top where you’ll actually notice them rather than burying them in the gauges. The center armrests move with the front seats. Ford kept vent windows available after everyone else had dropped them. And the ’80 T-Bird was the first Ford with the awesome pushbutton, truly keyless entry, still a highlight of current Fords and Lincolns.
Not ALL because of it, but the 1983 generation more than tripled its sales, and more than quintupled sales of its Cougar sibling, bringing the moribund Cougar back into at least the realm of the Grand Prix (which had outsold it 5 to 1 in 1982). It’s true that the best years of the personal luxury genre were behind it, but the Aero Bird took a model that was circling the drain by 1982 and enabled it to sell almost 450K in the next three years.
I don’t see the point of comparing it to the Golf/Rabbit. The Rabbit was a C-segment hatchback that was very close to 4 feet shorter and over half a ton lighter; it was not what you’d call a sexy car, but that wasn’t its job. The Thunderbird was a luxury car in a class that sold primarily on style.
There’s nothing wrong with boxy styling, but there there were many cars across all segments that were boxy at this time and most did it better than this, including the Fairmont (and not to mention the various Sheer look GMs). Boxy got very boring and predictable, but it got popular because the cars that did it right really were groundbreaking, of which the MKI Golf was one.
The “if you get past the styling” points you make are fair, however one could simply get past the styling by eschewing the Thunderbird and buy a much cheaper Fox based car and get much of that, excluding some but not all of the interior traits you brought up), and the 83s actually maintained much of those things including a vent window option that remained available until the restyle that added modern flush side glass.
You know, I’ve never really understood the total complete hatred for these cars. I find them endearing, it’s a decent platform, there’s something about the Fairmont based Ford that just doesn’t support me. I don’t know what it is obviously everybody’s entitled to taste, but I really don’t see a problem with it. I like the aero birds just fine, but as a person who spent a lot of time in a mid 80s Mercury cougar, my God were they hard to get out of
I am also a fan of these from a styling perspective. However, I subscribe to the styling philosophy of “if it isn’t a RIGHT angle, it’s a WRONG angle.” Mr. Iacocca seems to have agreed.
I think it was also around that time when Iacocca was fired from Ford and perhaps Henry Ford II might have played a role as well in the design of the 1980-82 T-bird. Still, we could wonder what if Ford had kept the design of the Fairmont Futura coupe for the 1980 T-bird? It was inspired from the “full-size” 1977-79 T-bird and was offered to the 1983 model year. https://www.oldcarbrochures.org/United%20States/Ford/1983_Ford/1983-Ford-Full-Line-Brochure/slides/1983_Ford_Full_Line-14-15.html
Iacocca was fired in July 1978, about a year after the 1980 car was finalized. This kind of thing was probably up HFII’s alley as well, but the designers who worked on this car were very clear that it was styled to Iacocca’s tastes.
As brilliant as Iacocca was, luxury models after the mid ’70s just seem to be a constant weak point of his.
Iquite enjoy the front end styling of this car and definitely appreciate the velour interior, but I would rather have chosen a Riviera or Toronado in 1982 at the 15K$ price point; this T-bird just seems to be lacking the exclusivity it should have to warrant the price premium
That said, the T-bird actually outsold both Riviera and Toronado individually, so it still had something going for it
It did outsell the E-bodies (which were a lot more expensive), but like I said, it sold well in the same way a plane that loses both wings in flight has a lot of altitude.
I was 7 years old when this car was sold new. As a kid who was always aware of cars I liked these very much. Concerning the 1983 aerobird when we saw it for the first time, “That is not what a Thunderbird is supposed to look like “ said my mother. She had never expressed an interest or opinion concerning cars as far as I knew before that.
This was definitely an Iacocca car; same styling themes used on stretched K car luxury versions. I have seen pictures of the 4 door which would gave been a good replacement for the LTD II sedan and eliminated the need for the 1981 Granada. I think 1980 Thunderbird looked good without the vinyl roof.
I would like to see the pictures showing sketches or clay models of this proposed 4-door T-bird. My guess if they didn’t go that way, they still have cold feet with the experience they did with 1967-71 T-bird 4-door sedan.
I found a photo here – https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10161177193032350&set=pcb.769132858657846
I think those images are straight from the book Soaring Spirit from 1990, I remember that sketch and the sedan below it from memory.
It’s long been notable to me the fast windshield/hood and upright roofline look of that sketch largely became reality in the 83-87 and especially MN12 Cougar.
I’ve already vented my spleen on these several times, but I consider them the absolute nadir of the Iaccoca era. Yes, maybe in some parts of the country they were still acceptable, but in CA these were a laughingstock, The ’83 turned that totally around and played a critical part in keeping Ford’s image positive in that huge and influential market, unlike GM, which by this time was being shunned there and never was able to affect any kind of rebound with its passenger cars.
Iacocca was exceptionally good at creating and selling cars to a certain group of people. Those people were (mostly) men from the Silent and Greatest generations. Those buyers liked what Lee did to turn the Fairmont into a T-bird. Later on, they liked what he did to a K-car to turn it into a LeBaron. Unfortunately, those buyers were becoming a smaller and smaller portion of overall car buyers. And sales showed it.
I truly ponder how many of any of these actually had the Recaro seat option ticked, I’m a sucker for incongruous options like those but I’ve never seen a real life Thunderbird or Cougar XR7 with them outside the brochure shot or the ones commonly used in Mustangs at the same time(which don’t count). It almost seems like an internal product planning rebellion including those and the TRX option “Lido won’t budge on sportier styling, eh? Well he didn’t say no sporty handling or seating!”
I will say I really like the collective 83-97 Aero years of the Thunderbird but in many ways they don’t really live up to the nameplate prior Thunderbirds do(maybe in Turbo/SuperCoupe form but those were limited packages, not the standard model), they could be called just about anything else. Maybe Lee Iacocca feared that about aero; making the Thunderbird name meaningless. They already took it downmarket with the 77s eroding some of its prior prestige but it was such a sales success and for all its excess was distinctive and arguably more distinctive than its immediate predecessor. It’s not entirely without merit that it was too risky gamble away that formula for a Fox Mustangesque redesign following the II for the Tbird that wasn’t playing in the sporty market…
The biggest fault to me really is the styling. The 78 GM A body PLCs aren’t perfect but what they successfully did was shed most of the worst traits of the colonnades but kept the ones that made them work. It’s the opposite with these Tbirds; baskethandle roofline? GONE! bladed fenders? GONE! What got carried over? The upright egg crate grille which inexplicably became a Thunderbird thing and just about nothing else. Everything different from a Fairmont looks deliberately different, which somehow makes it even more obvious. I used to think the two cars shared a significant portion of sheetmetal, but they don’t, which is just bizarre, considering the 77-79s Tbirds didn’t bother changing near as much sheetmetal from the LTD II as these did from the Fairmont. And the truly ironic result is the Fairmont Futura comes off more distinctive than these!
I’ve never seen one with the Recaro seats (and can’t find photos of any online), but I imagine if there are any they’re in base Thunderbirds without the tiny opera windows and vinyl roof, which gives these T-Birds a different, less stuffy look (though even more Farimont-ish as a result). The Fairmont Futura coupe looked more like a T-bird than a T-bird did in the early ’80s.
I don’t have any installation figures for the Recaro seats. Automotive News says that a total of 10,862 T-Birds and 7,552 Cougar XR-7s had bucket seats of any kind in 1980–1982 (which would include the regular Ford buckets as well as the Recaro option), about two-thirds of those in the first year. Buyers didn’t seem to want buckets in these cars, and they were so rare by 1982 that the number of ’82s with the Recaro option might well have been zero.
Contrived. That’s what it is, contrived. And that’s why this gets a big thumbs down from me.
To me, the best design flows naturally. This positively screams Artificial. This doesn’t flow, it limps. It’s the worst of everything that was Ford US in the early eighties. It was alien.
A car is a thing of motion. It moves – be it ever so poorly during this Early Emission Era, but it does move. It should look like it moves, not look so heavy that it can barely get out of its own way. Did this car really drive as poorly as it looks? Could it have?
Enlighten me, someone. Was there some really outré school of art Ford was trying to channel here? Because I surely don’t get it.
It looks like somebody with absolutely zero training in art or design or anything remotely related – E.T. perhaps – was asked to draw a car, then Ford put it into production. It says a lot about Ford management that they thought this was a worthy successor to the Thunderbirds of Yore. It says a lot – but none of it is good. For me, this is the Thunderbird of Yawn.
You’ve got the period Ford US wonky short wheelbase/long overhang look. I’ve yet to read any credible explanation why Ford did this. Did someone think Nicolas Cugnot’s 1769 steam car looked really neat, with the boiler cantilevered way out front? Yes, I had that book of Early Automobiles too. Or did they think “We already have this floorpan in that wheelbase, it’s close enough”, and never open their eyes to look at the proportions this forced upon the rest of the car? They surely never considered weight distribution, to put the front wheels way back there, practically touching the driver’s toes. They surely never considered rear seat room, to put the rear wheels up under the driver’s armpit. Why had Ford ignored so much basic design and engineering theory?
I could go on (two pages in a similar vein redacted) but you get the idea. Thumbs firmly down on this one.
I had the 1978 Thunderbird when my mom had a 1978 Ninety-Eight Regency. She asked which I liked better, mine or hers. I told her I liked the styling of mine and the way hers drove and handled. I remember test driving that 1982 Thunderbird and it drove totally different from mine, much more like a GM car.
As a nine rear old car geek in 1980, I loved these T-birds. Especially the signature taillights. They looked contemporary for the times and looked as good as any of the coupes from GM or Chrysler. They looked best with the larger rear side windows and less padded vinyl half top. Ford should’ve put “lay flat” wipers on these, like they did on the Fox body ’82 Continental. The ones they used on most Fox platform cars looked like Groucho Marx’s eyebrows. Other than that, the Fox platform was highly profitable for Ford.
Why do I get a Griswold vibe?
“You think you hate it now, but wait ‘til you drive it” is essentially the only valid way to sell these
It’s also about as tarted up from a Fairmont as the fictional Truckster was from a 80 Country Squire.
I am a Fairmont fan, but this wasn’t a good move. It was predictable. Why would any Thunderbird be predictable? There’s nothing new. These were bad years for Ford.
It’s a placeholder design, like the Mark during this same year. It’s a 1958 Packard. A donor Fairmont designed for a mob boss, or pimp. The Cougar XR7 was similarly visually corrupt.
Ford fell to FOURTH place during this time. Desperately trying to avoid bankruptcy. Like the KCar for Chrysler a few years later, the Fox body was all Ford had. It underpinned Fords, Mercurys and Lincolns. The Escort was too small. The Panther aimed for a market that appeared dead and it was used for a mangled pimped out Mark VI that was barely more attractive than the T-Bird.
Iacocca was out of magic beans at Ford. This Thunderbird clearly reveals that.
Car and Driver called this a “zircon pinky ring” of a car, which seems apt.
I think that calling it a placeholder might actually be overly generous. The 1980 Thunderbird was designed and approved in 1977, when Ford had really struck gold with the Elite/LTD II-based car — it was selling like crazy, and kept selling like crazy until about the spring of 1979. Iacocca looked at this car and said (paraphrasing, obviously), “Yeah, baby, this is it, this is how we keep the Thunderbird gravy train rolling into the CAFE era!” They weren’t marking time till something else came along (which is what happened with the 1977–1978 Buick Riviera), and the 1983 ‘Bird was originally supposed to be an evolutionary change from this, not a new direction. Iacocca thought this design was right.
I’m sympathetic to Iacocca on the 1980 Thunderbird, Mark, and Cougar XR-7 to an extent, because it’s really, really hard to look at a hugely successful product and say, “This is great, but in a couple of years, we’re going to need to move in a very different because the market is changing.” Even if you have a bunch of marketing forecast data to support that, showing demographic tipping points and so forth, it’s a really difficult argument for a leader to make — and a risky one, because if your timing is off, everyone is going to turn around and look at you as the one who killed the golden goose. In this case, Iacocca guessed wrong, but it wasn’t an illogical or irrational decision.
I had a 1981 version of this car. It was the Heritage edition in the same colors, with no sunroof or vent windows, standard wheels and wire wheel covers, and a 302 V8. I bought it wrecked in the late eighties. It needed a right door, right axle shaft, and could have used a quarter panel. It belonged to a co-worker, whose daughter lost control on a curve on a rainy evening, and it swapped directions and slid sideways across the road, and hit a curb and a brick decorative fence post. He wanted to sell it, and I was/am a sucker for fully optioned luxury type cars, so we made a deal. I replaced the axle and the door with a same color used one I found. I pulled out the quarter panel to fit as best I could and never go around to finishing it.
Overall, it was a very reliable and enjoyable car that my wife and I drove for around seven years. The rear visibility was as poor as it looks, and it handled poorly. It was nose heavy and the tail would easily break loose if you weren’t careful, which is what happened in the wreck. That was common in small to medium Ford’s of the day; I previously had a 1975 Mustang II with a 302, and a 1978 Ranchero with a 351 that were the same way.
My teenage son had a minor fender bender in it, and by that time it was looking rough, but still running very well. I ended up using it as a trade in for a 1989 Mazda 626 Hatchback.
These appalling turds had all the style of a furniture dolly. Quite possibly the ugliest car ever made. The new Chrysler Cordoba ate the T-Bird’s lunch, if we’re talking beauty.
How many design, hours were spent making a boxy, mis proportioned, car even more so? The “83”, looks quite “elegant” in comparison.
Another factor that plays into the poor sales number is the oil shock of 1979 and corresponding recession of 1980 and interest rates above 15% (thank you Chairman of the Federal Reserve Paul Volcker).
This compounded the poor performance of the 1980-82 Thunderbird and well as other vehicle sales.
By 1983, consumer spending returned and the aero Bird hit the market.
The second oil crisis impacted even the sales of the 1979 Thunderbird, which is illustrated by the calendar year sales figures. No matter what the 1980 Thunderbird had been, it was not going to sell at the level of the outgoing car, especially when there were a lot of ’79 leftovers dealers were still trying to clear out.
However, Thunderbird sales just kept dropping, at a very alarming rate. The GM G-body intermediates generally did better for 1981 than they did in 1980; the Regal and the Grand Prix actually picked up a bit. The Thunderbird fell another 45 percent. All the mid-priced personal luxury models then took a hit for 1982, I think also due to high interest rates, but even the Monte Carlo and Grand Prix, which were down close to 40 percent for 1982, still outsold the T-Bird 2 to 1. i don’t know offhand what Ford considered the primary Thunderbird rivals at that time, but it was doing worse than almost any of them other than maybe the Cordoba.