“Oh no!,” Steve blurted, “my car’s being towed! I’m so angry I need to lie down for a while and contemplate my life choices!”
“Have we got the service for you,” offered Bob kindly as he unlimbered the tow bar….
Someone didn’t make their mattress payment. That Rooms To Go “no payments for five years” promo sounds great until you see how much interest you’ve racked up.
When not using the hook, ‘ol Laney picks up mattresses from fleabag motels off of Hwy 99 for bedbug sterilization. Says he does pretty well with it when the repo calls are slow.
Rising mattress prices have led to more and more consumers needing special financing, which in turn is driving mattress loan defaults into high numbers, resulting in many Americans’ mattresses being repossessed.
Nap time. This is why the CrewCab was invented.
He needed more bed space. Or, he takes multiple forms of payment.
These are all great but this one’s my favorite!
“Oh no!,” Steve blurted, “my car’s being towed! I’m so angry I need to lie down for a while and contemplate my life choices!”
“Have we got the service for you,” offered Bob kindly as he unlimbered the tow bar….
Someone didn’t make their mattress payment. That Rooms To Go “no payments for five years” promo sounds great until you see how much interest you’ve racked up.
“24-Hour Hooker Service”
+1
+2
“We come to you hooker service.”
House call hooker service
A place to sleep when the 6.7 Powerstroke in your Super Duty wrecker breaks down?
When not using the hook, ‘ol Laney picks up mattresses from fleabag motels off of Hwy 99 for bedbug sterilization. Says he does pretty well with it when the repo calls are slow.
Sleeper cab cabriolet.
“So, we can load a mattress with it. Shall we try a bouncy castle next?”
Truck bed
Get that winch away from my bed!
He said sumpin about pulling an all-nighter
Maybe they use it to push cars around?
Poor Laney is just no good to anyone without his Beautyrest.
Or
This was not what Bob meant when he called the tow company and asked for a flatbed.
Beat me to it!
“You idiot! I said Sentra, not Serta.”
Tilt bed tow truck!
No I can’t explain that, he really shouldn’t be running around with the stinger that far out, and it really should be lowered to bumper height range.
And to think, mothers used to worry about reclining seats in a Rambler.
Working third shift realllly sucks!.
Another mattress going back to Mattress Firm.
No charge for the hookup
Time to lay that jalopy to rest
If you work one more weekend you can just not bother coming home and sleep in the d$%& truck for all I care!
No job too small for the Repo Man…
Mattress Repo- new episode tonight
“I can’t get any more miles out of this mattress”, said Jack, “I’ll let the payments lapse”
Soon as it rains I’ll finally have my waterbed.
Laneys was embedded in the area.
It needed a tow when the coil springs collapsed
Rising mattress prices have led to more and more consumers needing special financing, which in turn is driving mattress loan defaults into high numbers, resulting in many Americans’ mattresses being repossessed.