Curbside Find: 1994-1996 Chevrolet Impala SS – Desirable Beater, Too Cool To Scrap?

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Photo from the CC Cohort by J.C.

I remember these as being a thing since day one. And with reason. After all, the model was a high-performance Caprice heavily based on the 9C1 police package, offering full-size BOF rear-drive power in an Old Skool way, carrying a retuned Corvette-derived 5.7L LT1 engine, reviving the Impala SS name, and with updated styling tweaks that turned the Caprice’s dullard whale-looks into a sharp-looking threatening creature. As such, the Impala SS was an offering that spoke to a faithful few who had been pining for something like it in those changing 1990s. And unlike previous occasions, the model delivered on its intended promises and sold beyond original projections. The SS became part of a cult then, and remains so to this day.

Appropriately, for a cult, from what I’ve seen online, most samples seem to have been given good care over the years. But today’s find belongs to a different species; it’s the “beater kind” of a desirable commodity. Someone had fun with this, wore it out, and now it sits in tempting yet stay-away condition.  I may not like the outcome and worry about its prospects, but whatever else is said, it earned each and every mile it’s got on its body. A survivor that missed the preservation window?

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Oddly, I have a soft spot for these; mainly because the SS fixed-up much of the 1991’s bathtub original design (that lost its skirts in 1993), and with a few touches, created this killer whale. Granted, Yuppies around me were not lining up for these, but they spoke to a different kind of buyer. No one was confused about that.

And well, I have a couple of short experiences with the model… Sort of. Late in the 1990s, in my SF days, a couple of coworkers took me out to lunch, and the ride? A resprayed-in-black fourth-generation ca. 1992 Caprice police car they had bought at an auction. Even in the city’s low speed limits, the V-8’s rumbling was addictive, and handling was quite tight and modern with the 9C1 package; far from the wallowing boats I associated older full-sizers with.

Needless to say, the back seat area was spacious. And also, needless to say, all plastics were pure GM-cheap, and the 1991-1993 dash harkened back to a lost automotive era, no matter its rounded surfaces. Then again, my coworkers didn’t give a rat’s ass about those latter traits. Similarly, those same traits would have kept my Yuppie neighbors away from the car as if it were some kind of disease. Two schools of thought that belonged to different automotive planets.

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As said, the SS delivered on its promises; full-size traveling and power to go along with it, with rather good performance numbers at attainable costs. From William Stopford’s entry on the model, the SS: “pumped out 260 hp at 5000 rpm and 330 ft-lbs of torque at 3200 rpm… gas mileage was rated at an impressive 17/25 mpg.” Shifting, unlike the coupes, came in only one traditionalist recipe: a four-speed, column-shifted 4L60-E automatic. Then, 0-60 could be reached in about 7seconds, despite a curb weight of 4,218 pounds. A killer whale, as Stopford called it.

Even from this distance, quite a bit looks wrong with today’s sample, and my mechanical knowledge is not up to guessing what kind of effort it would require to bring this one back to a healthy condition. But I do know that a neglected exterior usually means that maintenance has suffered as well… So, unless your mechanical knowledge is up to the task and you have a good set of tools at hand, better keep away and admire this survivor as the oddity it is now; an unloved SS, out on the road after a life lived to the fullest.

Then again, one could try to squeeze what’s left of it while it lasts. After all, old-style fun beaters are becoming a rare thing.

 

Related CC reading:

Curbside Classic: 1994-1996 Chevrolet Impala SS – Killer Whale

1996 Chevrolet Impala SS – Three Reasons Darth Vader Was a Winner (M.E.S.S.#2)