Curbside Find: The Over Decorated Grandiose Caravan

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shot and posted by William Oliver

Somewhere at Chrysler’s headquarters, early 1983:

  • You sure these minivans will sell? I don’t know… If we foul up, we’re cooked for good!
  • Of course they will! Think of all the ex-hippies and their VW buses. Those kids got jobs now, and they’ll come running for these!
  • Ex-hippies? On these genteel, clean-cut things? Can’t see it. Quick, send one to marketing (leave design alone, they’re too busy cutting up K-car variations!) and give me a sunflower or Deadhead version. Gotta see it!

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Mid 1983:

  • What’s this? You even know what a hippie van is? Looks like you just threw a bunch of Christmas decorations on this thing!
  • Well, sir, what do we know? Not many counterculture types at Grosse Point, you know? Maybe someone like DeLorean could’ve…
  • DeLorean is a wannabe hipster, not an actual hippie! And well, he’s kinda jailed now, isn’t he?

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  • So, what should we do, sir?
  • Well, get it out of my sight, that’s what! And make sure Lee doesn’t see it. It isn’t his kind of thing, but one never knows with that guy. A Gaudí-esque Holiday edition? Don’t even mention it!