Not Your Average Cab: King Rat’s Custom Austin Taxi

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Images from the CC Cohort by Nathan Williams.

All hail King Rat, arriving now in his no longer civilized 1971 Austin FX4 Taxi, ready for a dystopian future. Who needs manners, after all? The world is going off kilter, so better get yourselves ready. Don’t have a 1974 Australian Falcon XB to turn into a menacing Interceptor? Well, grab whatever you can. It’s not like the world is going to wait for you.

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Yes, this old London taxi (we think) has gone rogue. But I doubt King Rat is bothered about looking surly or ill-natured. Indeed, that’s the point.

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No need for a dystopian future to arrive when you’ve got the right window tint to make it feel like it already has.

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King Rat’s windshield sent me looking for “Hoonigan”, which turned out to be a person who “operates a vehicle in an aggressive and dangerous manner.” It’s also, or so I read, a popular brand in car culture, about which I’m just finding out. Look, don’t throw rocks at me. It’s a big world, with lots of car culture all over. No need to get aggressive… much less dangerous.

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How much of King Rat’s Austin is theatrics and how much is for real? From the side view, it looked like the old inline-4 is still there. But, heck, no need for huge power to behave aggressively and dangerously. (You know that’s true).

As for me, all I got around me are Tercels and older Kia Fortes. Not the most Hoonigan-like of cars out there, but like I said, you gotta work with what you’ve got. And I’d better get started fixing one to King Rat levels, before Mad Max dystopia reaches me.