CCs For Sale: 1956 and 1960 Bottom-of-the-Line Fords—Redefining ‘Rare’

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I’m always looking for the rare and unique.  So when I saw this 1956 Ford Mainline for sale on eBay (listing now deleted) I felt compelled to preserve the photos while I still had the chance.  But is this bottom-of-the-line Ford sedan rare?  After all, Ford built 164,000 Mainlines during the 1956 model year, but only 15,600 Thunderbirds.  Ebay, Craigslist, car shows, etc. are filled with 2-seater Thunderbirds, but you’ll look long and hard to find a Mainline like this.  Such is the paradox of the antique auto hobby.

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According to the eBay listing, this little honey is one family owned, passed down from father to son.  It has never been driven outside the city of Riverside, California.  272 V-8 with automatic transmission.  54,000 original miles.  No rust anywhere.  “The gas tank is new, the fuel lines are new, the battery is new, and it’s ready to go!”

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I like the way the Mainline only gave you a truncated sweep-spear–you had to trade up to a Customline to get the full front-to-back trim molding.

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At slight extra cost you could get an additional paint divider strip in two-toned models.  “Graceful Thunderbird-inspired lines give these new Mainline Fords an air of action even when standing still…Ford Mainlines offer you a car that is unusual in distinctive, low-cost transportation.”

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The steering wheel and dash seem so austere–almost like a car from the pre-war era.  In a few short years, things will be jazzed-up considerably!

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I love discovering little details like this:  the standard Ford steering wheel hub with no horn ring.  Have you ever seen one before?

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Speedometer closeup.

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Call me crazy, but I’d rather have this V-8/automatic Mainline than a T-Bird.  I’m tired of all the Thunderbird hype.  For example, a mechanic friend of mine recently showed me a 2-seater Thunderbird and was explaining how hard it is to get in and out of one.  The steering wheel almost presses against your chest–you’re really scrunched in there.  I’m 5’10” and 145 pounds and even I had trouble getting out of this thing!  Give me a full-size Ford where I actually have some room!

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For contrast, here’s my 1958 Ford Custom 300–also a bottom-of-the-line model.  But with optional two-tone paint and “Style Tone” gold trim, it doesn’t look as nearly as plain as the ’56 Mainline.

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In Ford ad-speak we’re looking at “Safety-Twin” headlights, “Honeycomb” grille, “Gunsight” fender ornaments (optional), and a “Power-Flow” hood.

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“Safety-Twin” taillights set off the rear.  Not as classical as Ford’s round taillights, but they give the car more Jet Age flair.  As Tom McCahill said, “You get used to them.”

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Compare this elaborate ’58 cockpit to the “no-frills” ’56.

And now for something completely different–offered for sale on Facebook Marketplace and  located in Denton, Texas:

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If you want to talk once plentiful but now almost impossible to find, how about this 1960 Ford Fairlane sedan?  “Fairlane”, the top-of-the-line model just a few years before, is now the bottom-of-the-line stripper.  And it looks like a stripper too.  Whereas the ’56 Mainline gave you a piece of a sweep-spear, and the ’58 Custom 300 gave you gold and lots of flourishes;  this ’60 Fairlane has virtually no bright side trim at all!

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What a shock this low, sleek car must have been to traditional Ford buyers in 1960!  While previous Fords were rather compact and efficient looking, this aircraft carrier I think set a record for being the biggest, cheapest car in automotive history!  At 213″ long, it was only 2″ shorter than a 1956 Cadillac;  and at 81.5″ wide, it was the widest car on the road, except for Chrysler’s Imperial!

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This front end–something about it seems “off”, but I don’t know what you would do to improve it.

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I do like the view toward the rear.  I guess Ford’s thinking was, “If Chevy is the sales leader, we’ll make a “batwing” car like the Chevy, but bigger–give ’em more car for their money!”   Actually, the ’60 Ford had excellent ride and handling, as well as the best visibility and the most room any Ford owner ever had!

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The seller states that this car has 68,000 original miles and everything works.  Unfortunately the horn ring is broken.  The dash design is even more “Jetsons” in style, done in a nice period shade of green instead of gray.

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But some buyers were not too happy with their big new 1960 Fords.  In Popular Mechanics’ survey, 9.1% of owners called their cars “POOR”, which was a record high for Ford.  By contrast, 82.7% of 1960 Falcon owners rated their cars “EXCELLENT”,  and only 0.8% rated them “POOR”, a record low.  How two cars from the same manufacturer could produce such varying responses is another great paradox.

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Shoddy workmanship on the big ’60 Fords was a major complaint, which is probably part of the reason so few of these cars have survived.

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Source: Buyer’s Digest of New Car Facts for ’60

 

A Ford buyer would receive such starkly different cars by trading every two years, as was the norm at that time.  Think 56-58-60-62 or 55-57-59-61.  Note that almost no one kept a new car past 7 or 8 years.  Planned obsolescence at its finest!

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Old Ford and new Ford–what a difference!

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Of course, if the 1960 whale of a Ford was too big for you, and the stubby Falcon too small and dull, you could sashay over to your nearest Lincoln-Mercury dealer and pick up a new 1960 Comet.  The “compact” Comet, incidentally, had a 1″ shorter wheelbase than the ’56 Ford, and was only 3.5″ shorter in overall length and 6″ narrower.  Remarkably, very close to the familiar Ford dimensions of the early- to mid-50s.  Oh, and the Comet weighed about 600 pounds less!

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Comet has a pretty snazzy dashboard for such a low priced car!  In this example, the original tube radio still plays!

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Based on my ownership experiences, I have a saying “The Ford is your friend.”  Meaning, the Fords of the ’50s to early ’60s are strongly built, competent cars that do everything adequately well, but with no really bad or irritating features.  Competing cars may have bolder looks, fancy push-button transmissions and torsion bars, “Jet-Smooth” rides, quieter engines, and doors that easily close with a solid “click”, but these Fords still drive very nicely, with a minimum of fuss and mechanical complication.  Even up to 1960, there was still a little trace of Old Henry in all of them.