Yes curbivores, I have a major confession to admit to you. I love donks. That’s right, I, CC’s resident eccentric, love donks. I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but I couldn’t keep my obsession bottled up anymore. I had to do this, and I am sorry.
My love affair with donks all started when I was probably about 8 and first saw one like this in a K-mart parking lot. It was truly love at first sight. Since then, I have wanted one, a lot!
In the summer of 2011, I discovered CC and started learning about the predecessor to Donk-love, Brougham-love. By March 2013, I was already a contributor here at CC. I knew I wanted to let out my Donk-love to the world, but neither CC nor myself were ready to let people know. Now, I believe that CC and myself are ready to hear and be told.
Reader, before you go to lambast my fanboi-ing of donks, know that donks can do many things, especially being competitive in the world of motorsports. For example, the one above won a LeMons race in 2011. There have also been Donk drag races that they have won. They are competitive
Now before you place an “offensive” comment about my Donk-love, remember that the damaged Donk I am crying over, above, has met a certain fate that an example of your favorite car might also face at any time too. Remember that the anti-Donk thoughts you are having right now could be quite similar to those of a Brougham-hater or import-hater. Remember, this all can happen to you too.
For the ensuing firestorm, I have took the correct precautions and put a flamesuit. If you need to take a moment to get your anger out, now is the time to do it. Remember kids, safety first, always.