Curbside Musings: 1964 Ford Galaxie 500 Hardtop Coupe – In Another Galaxie

1964 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop coupe. Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan. Saturday, August 6, 2016.

It’s a frustrating experience to have to “waste” a three-day weekend being stuck indoors.  The weekend of this writing, it was the Sunday before Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Monday, and thus many of us were granted that national holiday off from work.  The weather wasn’t doing anything particularly objectionable outside of temperatures being below freezing, but that’s par for the course in the Midwest.  So why, you ask, didn’t I leave my residence that weekend?  Out of consideration for my fellow human beings, I stayed in voluntary self-quarantine due to a cold that had blossomed the Wednesday before.  I had felt fine the preceding weekend.  Then I showed up to work on Monday to sit across from a coworker who had a thick, mucus-y, throaty cough that he had seemed to have mostly under control.  I think I can pinpoint his exact sneeze after which I said to myself, “Dude, brace yourself.  You are so going to be sick now.”

1964 Ford brochure, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

I was immediately angry about this.  In a modern culture where working from home is a process that for many had not only been mandated but perfected almost six years ago during the onset of COVID, it seems inexcusable for someone to knowingly bring a truckload of germs into the office when they can just as easily stay home.  There’s a correlation between the lack of good sleep and a compromised immune system, and while it’s true that I had had a blast the weekend before with Michigan friends who were visiting Chicago, my temporary insomnia had nothing to do with any of the G- or PG-rated things any of us had done that weekend.  Sometimes despite our best intentions, an early bedtime will not necessarily translate into more REM sleep depending on other things we may be thinking about.  Such had been the case with me, as I remember having spent much of the preceding Sunday night just lying there with my eyes closed.  That much was nobody’s fault.

1964 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop coupe. Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan. Saturday, August 6, 2016.

My coworker / sickness-offender is a nice-enough guy in his twenties for whom going to the gym seems to be a semi-regular topic of conversation.  I could only imagine that the reason he had decided to show up to the office that day was because he had fought his way through his workout that morning (a badge of manly honor!) and had felt that because he had gone to the gym, he would and should also then have to go into the office.  There’s no other explanation that I can think of, and I can say this because I remember having been that guy before someone had explained to me that going to either place was absolutely wrong as long as I had obvious symptoms and had to keep blowing my nose every five minutes.  They weren’t lying, and I subsequently changed my behavior.

1964 Ford brochure, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

All of this is leading to how I ended up spending a significant part of that three-day weekend: going willingly into the black hole vortex of watching a YouTube channel with a lineup of over four hundred classic car commercials from the 1960s.  As I laid there sprawled out on my folded-out convertible sofa in my living room with my snacks, a cozy knit afghan, and popping Airborne supplements like SweeTARTs candy, I was transported to a dazzling fantasy world of jazz music scores, dramatic lighting, gleaming white teeth, cinematic angles, and sparkling chrome.  In my medicine-induced haze (an activity to which some of us Gen-X’ers used to refer as “‘Tussing” back in the day), I was able to temporarily suspend my distaste for the disconcerting lack of minorities in the majority of these spots up through, say, the mid- to late-’60s.

1964 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop coupe. Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan. Saturday, August 6, 2016.

That weekend, I was able to pretend that there were a bunch of thirty-second spots that catered to an America that was newly integrating with cautious optimism which simply hadn’t yet been uploaded to YouTube in 2026.  With that mental task behind me and with each passing commercial often being more exciting than the last, it became harder and harder for me to turn off the TV, even as I knew I should try to fit in a nap somewhere.  All of these period ads – not just from the Big Three, but also from the independents and foreign makes – were heavy on the sizzle regardless of what the steak actually looked like.

1964 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop coupe. Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan. Saturday, August 6, 2016.

Maybe it had been the corporate invigoration brought about by the debut of the excitement-generator Mustang, but by the time our featured Galaxie 500 was new, Ford had shifted its efforts from using adorable, animated Peanuts characters to sell their new Falcon compact to advertisements that featured more dynamic, staccato, and adrenaline-triggering music and images.  Over a month ago, I had put to words some of my thoughts around Ford’s having named their mainstream family sedan of the 1980s and ’90s after a constellation.  With the Galaxie 500, Ford had named the car after all of the stars, collectively, and en Français, no less.

1964 Ford brochure, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

One of things I find humorous is that while all their other models were referred to by a proper name (i.e. Falcon, Fairlane, etc.), the big one was almost invariably referred to as just “Ford”, even if the ’64 could be had as a base-model, Custom 500, Galaxie 500, 500 XL, Country Sedan, or Country Squire, with the latter two, of course, being wagons.  According to my Encyclopedia Of American Cars from the editors of Consumer Guide, our featured car was one of 207,000 Galaxie 500 hardtop coupes made for ’64, edging out the Galaxie 500 four-door sedan (198,800 units) as the single, most-popular big Ford that year.  Including wagons, there were about 923,200 full-sized Fords manufactured that year.  This wasn’t even close to the million and a half big Chevrolets made for ’64.  The Ford figure was also about three times as many as the smaller full-sized Plymouths (297,300) that year, to round out the makes that comprised the traditional Low-Priced Three.

1964 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop coupe. Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan. Saturday, August 6, 2016.

The ’64 Ford was the fifth and final year of this generation which had been introduced for 1960.  Sixty-four was also the first year of Ford’s “Total Performance” campaign, in which the capabilities and engineering of their entire line of cars was extolled – from Ford’s successful participation in various motorsports, emphasis on aerodynamic design, powerful FE motors, and durable four-speed “Toploader” transmission.  The standard engine in a Galaxie 500 like this one would have been a 195-horsepower 289 cubic-inch V8, even if a lesser Series 50 full-size Ford could be had with a 138-hp 223 c.i. six.  (I wonder how many of those were sold.)  This car weighed about 3,600 pounds before options, but I’m still positive that it had a reasonable amount of scoot.

1964 Ford brochure, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

I thought it was completely appropriate that I had originally spotted this car, almost a decade ago, in the parking lot of what had been an excellent and affordable vintage store in downtown Flint.  The yellow brick building that had housed Carriagetown Antiques had originally been a Sears automotive service station and is now a church, but at the time of these photos, that former business had been the source of many great finds and purchases related to the history of Flint, its educational institutions, and the automotive industry.

1964 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop coupe. Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan. Saturday, August 6, 2016.

A walk through the aisles of that great, long-closed business used to produce the same feelings of twinkling optimism and the possibilities of a space-racing future that a look at this Ajax cleaner-blue Galaxie 500 and watching classic Ford commercials still produces in me.  There’s something comforting about the escapism that self-care during sickness brings with it.  We never necessarily plan on getting sick, but if and when I do and if I can’t sleep, I know a YouTube channel that might be just the ticket to help me ride out my medicine-head to the sounds of exciting jazz music scores and seminal rock and roll.

Carriagetown, Flint, Michigan.
Saturday, August 6, 2016.

Brochure pages were sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.