Curbside Musings: 1984 GMC Caballero – Grape-Flavored

1984 GMC Caballero. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, September 24, 2022.

Each of the four seasons brings its own sense of nostalgia, and to me, summer has always been synonymous with childhood freedom.  Decades into working in the corporate world, and in a role that doesn’t get a dedicated summer break, I’m thankful that the mere presence of summer can still conjure up those feelings of fun and adventure, unsullied by the responsibilities of adulthood.  Winter is probably a close second in this regard, with memories of building snow forts and Christmas presents, but the inner kid in me is really in his element during the warmest months.  Throwback treats and snacks will sometimes end up in my cart at the local discount grocery store (Oops… how did that get in there?), like ice cream sandwiches or Fla-Vor-Ice.  Suddenly I’m eight years old, but holding out for the weekend and dietary cheat day to enjoy them.

1970s Kool-Aid package as sourced from the internet.

One drink that most reminds me of summer is grape Kool-Aid.  Any flavor of Kool-Aid can take me back, but it’s the classics that really act most effectively as time-transport serum.  Grape is right up there at the forefront.  There’s that deep, bluish-purple hue that’s just the right blend of colors to stain your tongue the color of eggplant.  There’s just a little bit of sodium to cut the sweetness, and then that flavor!  When poured out of a pitcher from the fridge, or over ice in a tall tumbler, grape Kool-Aid is best when served ice-cold.  It’s the taste of picnics, neighborhood events, barbecues, and summer camp.  One must be careful to continue to wipe one’s mouth as one drinks it, lest the dreaded “Kool-Aid mustache” be temporarily tattooed on one’s upper lip for the rest of the day.

1984 GMC Caballero. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, September 24, 2022.

Grape Kool-Aid also tastes absolutely nothing like anything that has ever been extracted from a grape.  We often had grape juice in the Dennis family refrigerator.  It had its own set of rules, given grape juice’s ability to stain and the general rough-and-tumble nature of boys.  Grape juice was to be enjoyed in the kitchen and dining areas only.  As an adult today who wants to keep my furniture looking nice and stain-free, I totally get why this rule was implemented by my mom.  If I had to describe the Kool-Aid grape flavor to someone who has never had it before, I honestly don’t know where I’d start.  The color’s really not as off as it could be, though non-white grape juice generally has more of a reddish cast to it.  The flavor seems almost more like citrus than anything else.  At best, one could say that the flavor of purple Kool-Aid is grape-esque.

1984 GMC Caballero brochure page, as sourced from the internet.

At best, one could say that the GMC Caballero and related Chevy El Camino are truck-esqueI’ve written about these vehicles here at Curbside enough in the past that I hope it’s clear that I like them very much.  Long before I had ever laid on a dealership brochure, these conveyances didn’t say “truck” to me.  It looked like something like a two-door Chevy Malibu station wagon with the long roof lopped off aft of the front seats and with a rear divider and window installed between the front and back.  I do see its cargo bed, just to be clear, and I also recognize it has a standard 1,250-pound payload capacity, according to the ’84 factory brochure.  In my mind, though, a truck is supposed to be elevated, on a truck-specific frame, and also not have any sheetmetal in common with a car.  There’s no mistaking a GMC Sierra for anything but a truck.

This Caballero seems about as truck-like to me today as grape Kool-Aid tastes like it came from a vineyard.  I mean, it hauls, tows things, and otherwise acts like a truck, and as it is said, “if it quacks like a duck…”  Still, I wonder how many times someone has taken an old, beater 1978 – ’83 Malibu wagon and fashioned a homemade “El Camino” out of it by taking a Sawzall to it from the B-pillar back.  (And, yes, I know there was no two-door A-body wagon of this vintage from the factory.)

1984 GMC Caballero. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, September 24, 2022.

Sometimes, I have to rely on a license plate search to provide information on one of my chosen vehicular subjects.  Most of the time, it’s accurate.  If the (redacted) license plate numbers on this Caballero were to be believed, it’s an ’84, was built in Arlington, Texas, and has the optional, 145-horsepower, 305 cubic inch V8.   (One of two, different 3.8 liter V6 engines came standard.)  A three-speed automatic transmission was the only game in town.  Looking at the exterior colors that were available that year, nothing approximated the color of this Caballero, though the closest two choices were Dark Maroon and Light Maroon.  This example is one of about 2,750 Caballeros sold in ’84, against 23,000 El Caminos.  The ’84s were the last to be manufactured in the U.S. before production moved to GM’s Ramos Arizpe plant in Mexico through swan-song ’87.

1984 GMC Caballero. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, September 24, 2022.

The other details on this truck that grabbed my attention upon closer examination were the stand-up hood ornament with the Chevrolet bow-tie on it in place of “GMC”, and also the center caps on those really attractive Rally wheels.  To me, it’s a great-looking machine, from all angles.  I know it’s a truck, and I eventually came around to thinking of these as such.  If lopping twelve inches in wheelbase and the trunk off of a compact AMC Hornet can produce a subcompact Gremlin, we’ve got to just go with the party line with these utes.  The ’82 introduction and popularity of the compact ’82 Chevy S-10 and GMC S-15 pickups (which look like trucks) were probably the beginning of the end of the Caballero and El Camino.

1984 GMC Caballero. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, September 24, 2022.

On some hot, summer days, it doesn’t really matter how much like the juice of crushed grapes the cold beverage in the glass in your hand actually tastes.  If you want something sweet and delicious to quench your thirst, grape Kool-Aid will do the trick.  Similarly, a purple Cabellero could certainly be of good, truck-like use during your weekend errands to the hardware store or nursery in which you must carry things you may not want in the passenger compartment.  Neither grape Kool-Aid nor a GMC Caballero may be prototypical versions of the things they’re supposed to resemble, but both have obvious worth and functionality, and for that, I salute both this vehicle and Kool-Aid Man.

Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois.
Saturday, September 24, 2022.

The 1970s Kool-Aid packet and brochure page were sourced from the internet.