Curbside Musings: 1990 Buick Park Avenue Ultra – Small Footprint, Big Luxury

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

Earlier this year, I did one of the most adult things I’ve ever done and I paid off my mortgage.  Lest anyone take this as a so-called “humble brag”, it was a decision I didn’t make lightly.  This was also after years of living within my means, no car, and significant changes in both leisure spending and personal habits.  At the time of my payoff, I saw fit to remind those of my friends and connections on social media who had ever put a “laugh” reaction at something I had posted about shopping at a thrift store, my lack of streaming subscriptions, or old technology (I had a flip-phone into 2014) that there were ultimately big-picture benefits to all of those things.  Others can have their monthly subscriptions, daily Starbucks, and iPhones.  I own my own home.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

A good buddy in Arizona who works in the financial field had suggested that I might be better off buying a bigger place instead of paying this one off, as it might make for a better long-term investment.  Brian is wicked smart and lives in a palace with his beautiful wife and young son, but it didn’t take a whole lot of thought for me to circle back to my original line of thinking.  My place may not be huge, but it’s perfect for me.  It has more than enough space for one and beautiful views of the neighborhood.  It’s handy to public transit, Lake Michigan, a couple of grocery stores, myriad restaurants, and many other amenities.  My building is even fully accessible for those with challenges with mobility, as I take a wider look at life’s possibilities.  I won’t forever be exactly as I am now.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

Even for part of my last long-term relationship, separate households had worked well for both of us.  As my specific life story has played out through today, it is much more important to me to have a place and things of my own than to have to worry about what someone else under my same roof is doing.  (Arrangements like that are probably not as uncommon as one might think.)  After close to two decades, these square feet seem to be just about the magic number, as I’m also able to entertain guests for up to a week with all of us in relative comfort.  The lack of more space or an additional bedroom is also an important safeguard against anyone else getting too comfortable here, or developing any ideas about staying for any extended period of time.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

At some point during my forties, I had started paying more attention to things like home furnishings, art, and general decor.  When quarantine happened a few years ago, it acted as an accelerant to me getting this place to look much more age-appropriate than it probably ever has.  Sometimes when I get home from the office, I look around and half-jokingly ask myself, “Who lives here?”  All this is to say that I’m proud of this little slice of heaven, and spending leisure time here on weekends is so much more enjoyable today than the hours I used to while away at the local bar.  Drinks are expensive, which also hasn’t been wasted on me as I’ve seen my wallet get fatter the longer I’ve been sober.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

I had originally thought to write something about how my place was like the “Ghia” of condominium units – compact and luxurious, but then our subject car made an appearance and it seemed a much more appropriate comparison.  I do like the Mustang II, but a Park Avenue Ultra is: a.) a Buick, imbued with Flint heritage as much as I am; and b.) generally not mocked.  Our featured car is from the last year of the first front-drive generation of C-Body which had arrived for ’85.  The top-shelf Ultra had arrived for 1989 featuring a host of upgrades both inside and out, including and not limited to special 15″ alloy wheels, distinctive chrome trim on the bodysides and b-pillar, smoke-effect taillamp lenses, nicer leather interior surfaces, increased sound insulation, and two-tone paint.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

Though all 1990 Electras and Park Avenues were powered by the same 165-horsepower 3800 V6, the Ultra package also included a useful safety improvement to an antilock braking system.  All of the Ultra’s extras raised the tab by almost $6,100 (28%) over the Park Avenue, to close to $27,800 ($65,500 in 2023).  Just under 2,000 buyers in 1990 thought the extra premium was worth it, out of a combined total of 49,100 total Electras / Park Avenues sold that year.  The base Electra Limited sold 2,600 units, and the T-Type managed just under 500, but it was the run-of-the-mill Park Avenue, with 44,000 sales, that proved to be the most popular.  Our featured car is a rare bird and was in the kind of truly stunning shape in which I haven’t seen one of these cars since probably the 2000s.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

The redesigned ’91 Park Avenue brought to the table an additional 8.3″ in length, 2.5″ in width, 1.4″ in added height, and 225 more pounds for much more apparent heft and presence.  The turning circle, at 39.4′, was the same for both the 1990 and ’91 models, as was the combined EPA fuel mileage rating of 19 mpg.  Curiously, the interior measurements were about the same, even with the ’91 model’s larger size, but the most significant change was in the back: the newer car boasted 20.3 cubic feet of trunk space, versus the ’90 models’s 16.0 cubic feet, an increase of better than 25%.  This would have mattered to many monetarily established buyers, especially considering that a larger, traditional, rear-drive sedan like a same-year Mercury Grand Marquis boasted 21 cubes back there.

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

Brian had told me a bigger place might be a better long-term bet for me, but between generous closet space and a large, on-site cubicle on the ground floor, my life basically fits in the “trunk” that came with this purchase.  Would it be nice to have more space for things?  Maybe, but then the existential question becomes just how much stuff one person needs, especially when so much of it is tucked out of sight.  This ’90 Park Avenue has enough of a footprint to give it an air of class.  Would I have traded it in for the redesigned ’91 back then?  It’s hard to say for sure, given that both cars are decades removed from the present.  This Buick has clearly been recognized as something special by its owner(s).

1990 Buick Electra Park Avenue Ultra. Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Friday, October 6, 2023.

I feel like my footprint, though much smaller than that of some of my friends and peers, is totally appropriate for who I am and the life I’ve built and been blessed with.  Would it have been nice to live in a building with just a touch more pizzazz in its exterior, much like the ’91 Park Avenue brought to Buick dealerships?  Maybe, but the longer I’ve lived here and the more I look at the pictures of this car, I have come to appreciate the relative luxury and simplicity of what’s there which, in both examples, is much more than enough.

Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois.
Friday, October 6, 2023.