Curbside Musings: 1996 Buick Riviera – On The Coast

1996 Buick Riviera. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

If I had been asked for much of my life up to a certain point what a “riviera” was, I would have simply answered, “a Buick.”  In fact, when I had sat down to write this, and even though I had a vague idea of what a riviera was, I had to look it up.  Of course, there are proper nouns like the French Riviera on the Mediterranean in the southeast corner of France, but I was looking for a more general definition.  Merriam-Webster defines a riviera as “a coastal region frequented as a resort area and usually marked by a mild climate.”  The word itself is Italian in origin, translated as something close to “seashore” or “coastline”.  Onomastics is the study of the naming of things, and I think often of how automotive names have been chosen to represent various products.  To me, “Riviera” connotes the excitement of a destination holiday or trip to a beautiful, beachfront locale.

1996 Buick Riviera print ad, as sourced from the internet.

1996 Buick Riviera print ad.

I think the name was well-chosen for the stunning, introductory 1963 models.  Since the style of the original cars was so flawless, inside and out, it would have been a tall order for any subsequent Riviera to seem deserving of this name.  The Riviera had its ups-and-downs, both in terms of style and popularity, but I’m not here to bash any of my least favorite model years of Buick’s long-running flagship coupe.  I’ve read it somewhere that people are often remembered by their most recent appearance (I suppose that CC writers are similarly thought of by their most recent article), and the Riviera’s final one was an absolute knockout.  Let’s focus on that for the next five minutes or so that it takes you to finish reading this.

Rogers Beach Park. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

Rogers Beach Park.

Imagination is such an important part of life, or of mine, anyway.  It’s what marketers use to sell products.  It’s what therapists use to help patients envision what their lives could be or become with different choices.  It’s the optimistic view of things that gives us permission to view that glass as being half-full and full of sparkles and magic without focusing solely on the realities of science.

I live by a large body of water called Lake Michigan.  It is enormous and part of the Great Lakes, which I have read being described like freshwater seas.  Summer by the lake in Chicago can sometimes feel almost tropical, and aside from the absence of truly large, surf-able waves, the beaches here rank with some of the most beautiful I’ve enjoyed, including in over a decade I had spent in Florida.  It’s not hard to pretend that I’m actually in another country on some summer afternoons while at any of the string of neighborhood beaches on Chicago’s north side.

1996 Buick Riviera. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

When I had first seen the final, eighth-generation 1995 Riviera in mid-’94, it looked like some sort of gorgeous, exotic creature, though still totally American and instantly recognizable as a Riv.  To me, it was the first truly distinctive and beautiful Riviera since the late ’60s.  The 1971 – ’73 boattail models were distinctive and I like them, but their looks weren’t for everyone.  The ’79s still look great to me, but share too much visually and proportionally with their E-Body cousins Oldsmobile Toronado and Cadillac Eldorado.  I’m also not a fan of a severely vertical rear window, popular though that look was for a time.

The reborn ’95 Riviera looked like absolutely nothing else, and in it, I saw the reintroduction of the kind of class and style this model had originally stood for.  The trouble was that the market had shifted away from coupes by the time of its introduction.  There was never going to be a Riviera renaissance, no matter how great the ’95 could have been.  I had wanted to believe that successful, upper-middle-class tastemakers were going to flock to this car, but most were buying Japanese luxury sedans.  That was just reality.

1976 Plymouth Silver Duster. Brochure photo sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

1976 Plymouth Silver Duster. Brochure photo sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

What also detracted from this car in my mind was that one of my best high school buds had compared its profile to that of a early- / mid-’70s Plymouth Duster.  I was mad at Fred for saying that out loud.  I’m sure I’ve said things over the years that he wishes I hadn’t, but the Duster comparison was a low blow, even if it wasn’t intended as a personal insult to me.  And yet, I could see what he was talking about.  I remember him laughing as he pointed out that the back of the Riviera seemed almost as long as the front, just like on the Duster.

1996 Buick Riviera. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

Maybe after Chrysler Corporation had gone full-steam with their “cab forward” stylistic idea in the mid-’90s, other manufacturers might have thought that’s where things were headed.  This profile works really well on both cars.  People talk about how the Duster stole sales from the E-Body Barracuda, which it did, but it wasn’t because the Duster had fashionable long-hood / short-deck proportions.  The Duster succeeded in spite of its lack of that look, with its low price point and available power.  I do like the looks of the Duster (my family had a ’71), but a budget Barracuda or ponycar it wasn’t, in terms of its appearance.

Rogers Beach Park. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

This ’96 Riviera was a decent performer with the optional supercharged 3.8 liter V6 with 240 horsepower (35 more than the base 3800), capable of propelling the car from 0-60 in a hair over seven seconds, according to one period review.  Other strong suits included an aesthetically pleasing and functional interior.  This Riviera was also hermetically quiet inside, which I know I would like after a long workday.  Handling was said to be not great, with noticeable body roll in corners, and the steering was deemed to be numb.  One review drove home the point that while its performance was more than adequate, it was not a true driver’s car, which actually wouldn’t have been the point of a personal luxury coupe like this.

1996 Buick Riviera. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

Production for the ’95s started in May of ’94, with over 41,400 sales over a model year that extended close to eighteen months.  This ’96 was one of about 17,400, with sales ticking slightly upward to 18,100 units for ’97, then down to 10,600 for ’98 before less than 2,000 rolled out for ’99 after the final models left Orion Assembly in November of ’98.  A total of almost 85,600 eighth-generation Rivieras were produced over five model years.

1996 Buick Riviera. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, August 26, 2023.

The setting of this Riviera as parked in beautiful Rogers Park next to Lake Michigan was perfect, in an area of the city that while lacking in tropical flavor commonly associated with a riviera, reminds me of such an area of the world, all the same.  Old, charming, historic buildings overlook the lapping waves and beautiful sunrises of the lake with various birds and insect life contributing to the aural symphony.  I have learned to embrace the art of appreciating the magic present in seemingly everyday things.  So much beauty is lost amid today’s omnipresent cynicism.

So what if the once-mighty Riviera went out with sales and acclaim that was but a faint echo of that of the first model?  To me, it was still a gorgeous, desirable, well-executed personal luxury coupe.  If this one was mine, I would pretend every day that everyone else loved and celebrated it as much as I did.

Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois.
Saturday, August 26, 2023.