Curbside Recycling: 1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R – Boxed In

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

This particular car was born the same month I received my driver’s license.  It’s on the (long) short list of cars that I would have liked to have seen in my driveway with a bow on it when I returned from the Department of Motor Vehicles that magical day in October of 1985.  Having multiple children of my own now, I understand why neither it nor any other denizen of that list was there.  Seeing this car now in its present state, a little bit of me died inside.  However, that’s a lot less than what died on this car, both inside and out.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

Here’s what it probably looked like in October of 1985.  Well, alright, it was probably all black instead of all white, but this white picture shows it off better.  Had I had my druthers I think I would have chosen red, hence my decision to lead with the red fender at the top.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

The Starion is one of those rare-ish cars that wasn’t at all bad originally but then morphed its body into something slightly different and mo’ betta.  Originally debuting in 1982, it looked more or less like a somewhat more angular version of a Porsche 924, but with turbo power from its big four-cylinder to compete against its Japanese competition; namely the 300ZX, Supra, and RX-7.  Right around the same time, the Porsche 924 begat the Porsche 944 by boxing its fenders amongst other things to spruce it up, and Mitsubishi probably said “D’oh!” and realized they left a lot of performance looks on the table.  So for 1986 they started offering this ESI-R version, with more power and more fender to go with it.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

I’m a huge fan of many 1980s shapes, and an enormous fan of boxed fenders.  Audi Quattro, Porsche 944, BMW E30 M3, Lancia Delta Integrale, Subaru WRX (far later) – all are among my favorite car shapes.  If you can box the fenders I’m likely a fan, but curiously not in the case of the ’79-’86 Mercury Capri.  Hmm.  Perhaps I’m a snob.  Oh well.  Or maybe it’s because it wasn’t a modified. more powerful version of a more basic car?

Anyway, this Starion looks like it’s wearing some sort of automotive geisha shoes due to the space savers it was dragged in on. When this was in fine fettle it would have worn a fat set of deep-dished alloys that certainly looked the business: 16-inchers measuring 7″ wide at the front and 8″ at the rear, fitted with 205/55-16 and 225/50-16 tires, respectively.  I didn’t realize that was the rear size until researching; it’s the same size wheel and tire as on all four corners of my old ’93 Audi S4—a size that was not super common in 1993.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

This one’s obviously been bitsa’d a bit in someone’s back yard. It perhaps took a hit to its right front corner at one time and good job to the erstwhile owner for finding pieces to fit, as Starions aren’t exactly common in junkyards anymore.  Without the front bumper we can also see the large intercooler. I’m not sure if it’s the stock one, but these did have one, all the better to cool the intake charge in the quest for more power.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

While the hood on this one didn’t open, a discreet upskirt pic shows a big void.  The beast has had its heart surgically (or not so surgically) removed.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

But fear not! Uncle Google comes to the rescue with a picture of the powerplant, which would have been a 2.6-liter inline-4 featuring a Mitsubishi (convenient!) turbocharger, and in 1986 pumping out a healthy 176 hp at 5,000 rpm and 223 lb·ft at 2,500 rpm.  Only available at first with a 5-speed manual transmission, this apparently let the 3,050-lb boxed wonder achieve 60 mph in 8 seconds.  Which sounds a little underwhelming in 2023; your mom’s Camry (with the four, not even the six) will beat that. 1986 was a long time ago, and 8 seconds was a good number.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that.  The stickers were still large in 1986, although here limited to just a large rear window graphic.  Still, when someone passed your mom in her 1986 Camry (yeah, that’s right, it wasn’t fast back then), she’d know it was turbo-power that took her from the line.  If she cared.

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that. 

Many of these did sport a massive set of rear louvers on the back window which only enhanced the spice.  You’ll have to imagine the very large all-red tail lights that wrapped into the rear fenders as well and left just enough space for a license plate between them, looking like rectangular afterburners as you’d pull away on the on-ramp to the 405 in Van Nuys on your way to a late night cruise down Ventura Boulevard.  Also missing here (sheesh) is the three-piece wraparound bladed spoiler that went almost all the way to the rear edge of the doors.

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that. 

Popping the large hatch reveals what people mean when they say “It’s all there, just requires some reassembly and a little TLC” in their Craigslist ad.  This may be the first red interior ever in a junkyard that wasn’t in pristine showroom condition, at least if you follow this little series.  Maybe it’ll be better around the front; let’s go see.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

I like to think I’m an optimist (although I’m probably not really), but hey, I see the important bits!  There’s a driver’s seat and a steering wheel.  And a handbrake sticking straight up just like Pentti Airikkila would have it when sliding the rear of his Starion rally car around a difficult corner on the Swedish Rally. Good thing there’s a fresh set of brake discs right over near the passenger area, just waiting to be installed.

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that. 

This is why I couldn’t open the hood. I dug around through the wiring but the release just was not there.  I’m sure it’s neatly tucked away in the back somewhere though.  That seat, though, with the gathered leather (as if cows weren’t an endangered species), the movable thigh bolster, and the little stitched piece around the neck area; it’s almost better than that of the Toyota Supra, which I’ll admit always wins due to the little rubber ball bolster-inflater-on-a-stalk-thingy it had.

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that. 

Even the sound deadening is there for someone who wants to restore it.  One day.  When they have more time.  It almost seems there are more interior pieces than the car had when they were all in place.  Spares!?

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that. 

From this angle, without the lights in place, it actually looks remarkably like an ’82 -’85 Celica or Supra.  But once you round the very angular corner…

And there was turbo whine!  That turbo was also now water-cooled, supplanting the earlier oil-cooled versions.  Progress and all that. 

…more boxed fender magic!  That never gets old for me.  Some like their brougham heraldic crests, some like their embroidered leather, some like their wire-wheel hubcaps, and that’s all fine. But for me, like I said, it’s boxed fenders (except the Mercury Capri, still don’t know why).

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

October of 1985, one of the first wide-body Starions in the United States.  My body started getting a little wider around that time too, come to think of it.  See, it was meant to be!  However it was not really; I never did get one, although it’s still on the very long short list of cars I’d love to own. Preferably completely assembled, although I realize perhaps I need to think a little more out-of-the-box, as these aren’t getting any more plentiful as the years pass by.

1986 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

This one’s Banzai-ing days are surely over, yet I’m glad we were able to celebrate it and give it its final fifteen or so.  A noble warrior, this one, although ingloriously parked in the domestic section—likely due to having also been sold under the Dodge, Chrysler, and Plymouth badges!  That alone is probably enough for this one to commit seppuku, thus perhaps explaining the missing engine and other internal bits.

 

 

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