Curbside Recycling: 1992 Chevrolet Cavalier RS – Cut Short In Its…Prime?

1992 Chevy Cavalier

Ah, the Cavalier.  Or Cadavalier.  Or Crapalier.  Or “Cockroach of the Road”.  What other denigrating terms are/were there for these?  Dozens I’m sure.  But did they really suck so bad?  Now, as we look around and realize there aren’t all that many genuinely cheap cars around anymore, perhaps we can appreciate what we once had.  But surely there was a reason why they were cheap.  I don’t really know, I’ve never owned one, I just kind of eyeball them covertly when I see them nowadays, I’m still not sure what specifically drew me to this one at first.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

The Cavalier did kind of suck when it debuted, but in typical GM fashion it did improve somewhat over the years.  By 1992, a full decade after its debut, it was available as a sedan, a coupe, a convertible, as well as a wagon.  Two engines, two transmissions, lots of color choices, and even standard ABS starting that year, making it the least expensive ABS-equipped car in this market.

I was convinced this was a VL trim level, presumably standing for Value Leader.  Or Very Lacking.  I mean, look at that black Rubbermaid bumper!  But no, I realized in my research that in 1992 if it had that little inlet at the bottom of the grille, then that denoted it to be an RS model.  Rally Sport?  Really Super?  I don’t know, but let’s go with the RS which it turns out doesn’t mean much in this case.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

I believe Chevy charges at least $185 these days to replace their brass-colored bowtie badge with a black one.  In 1992 they hadn’t yet figured out that people would actually pay for that, back then it was just cheaper for them to do it as a default on this cheap car.  It’s a plus in my book all day long.  Never mind that a brassy badge on a gold-colored car just wouldn’t work anyway if you have any sense of color theory whatsoever, not that that stopped Chevy from doing it on millions of cars and trucks.

 

The gold color still holds up more or less although the hood has lost its gloss.  Two black door mirrors and black trim all over in sort of either a EuroSport way or just as a lucky coincidence that chrome was pretty much on the outs.  And cheaper this way so everyone’s a winner.  To get the biggest status bang for your buck you’d need to order the car in black, then nobody could tell the black plastic isn’t painted the matching body color.  You’d still have a Cavalier of course but you’d perhaps fool someone somewhere.  Or not.

For 1992, the 2.2liter OHV four gained multi-point fuel injection.  No less a personality than John Davis of MotorWeek, the host of America’s favorite (read as “only”) automotive television program, pronounced it “refined”.  Okay then!  This mill now produced 110hp and 130lb-ft of torque along with quite good fuel economy. The same engine was standard across the range, although one could opt for the 3.1l V6 in most models.

Even with the revised engine and some other notable upgrades for 1992 sales were down a bit from 1991 to 225,633 units across the lineup, still though leaving it GM’s most popular car line. Was it its least profitable or biggest loser too?  Who knows but the domestics have not had a good track record as far as that went.  Sales picked up again the next year though, so maybe GM lost even more or perhaps even made a little bit after all the sums were totted up.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

Looking beyond the filth of a well-used car in a junkyard, there is actually some semblance of style to be seen.  The revised dash has shape that didn’t occur with just a straightedge and an eye on the clock for quitting time while the door panels have also had some thought put into them.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

Carpeted lower section, power locks standard (!) and automatically engaging at 8mph, but manual windows, door mounted seatbelts so as not to need to re-engineer and pay for airbags (bad idea), and even little Cavalier badges so you can remember what car you are in.  By the way, this seems to be a peculiarly American car thing, to pepper an interior with the model name.  Is it difficult to recall the model of car you are driving?  Do any foreign makes do this?

1992 Chevy Cavalier

A two-tone dashboard, a little shelf between the sections, and in the middle between the vents is a 2-cup pullout cupholder that I failed to deploy for you. The saddle blankets are obviously an owner’s touch to avoid sitting on likely to have been soiled seats.  So now there are soiled seat covers instead.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

GM made a big deal about apparently buying millions of gallons of ScotchGard, a space-age liquid polymer that makes fabrics stain-resistant, and using it across their platforms, even on every lowly 1992 Cavalier.  But this back seat shows that even ScotchGard has its limits.  Scotchgard by the way was voluntarily discontinued by 3M in 2000 after the EPA apparently figured out it was far too toxic for use around people, animals, and nature.  Did you drive a GM car in the ’90s?  Have your buttocks and back itched and sported a tartan-pattered red rash since then?  You may be eligible for compensation, contact a lawyer today!

1992 Chevy Cavalier

5-speed manual.  Good.  Although vague and notchy per John Davis.  No AC on this one, nor anything to get an audiophile excited beyond an AM/FM radio with four (only four!) presets.  Beats a blanking plate I suppose.  At least the smoker’s package was still standard in 1992.  But the tan dash, carpet, and upholstery work well with the contrasting black plastic on top here.  The handbrake lever even has a stitched leather (or pleather) cover on it.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

The steering wheel was the first (and last) inkling that made me question if it really was the VL trim as I had initially surmised, it just seemed too not-cheap.  It looks leather-wrapped and has the most obvious stitching ever (BMW does it around the edges, guys, not on the front surfaces!).  And it’s meaty as well.  But the gauge cluster tells a tale of woe.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

First things first though, Holy Crapalier!  362,609 miles!  That does not suck at all, about 1000 miles a month and likely put on in a steady ongoing way over the last 31 years.  It’s very impressive actually for a car that started at an MSRP of $9,474 for the VL sedan and $10,674 for the mechanically identical RS sedan.  That base price equates to a little over $20,000 in today’s money.  I don’t really know what that extra $1,200 ($2,500 today) got you beyond the steering wheel and a slot in the grille plate to make it an RS model.

The instrument panel I must pronounce as another GM Dash of Sadness in a long line of them.  The font, colors, and overall size are fine for once (yay!), but the placement of the gauges is just miserable (boo!).  Why a ginormous fuel gauge that doesn’t match the speedometer and then a small coolant gauge front and center?  And another reminder of what model you are in.  Jeez, this is crying out for a combo fuel/coolant gauge on the right sized the same as the speedo.  If you ordered the handling package you got two more gauges but it’s still a bit of a mess with maybe too much crammed in there.  At least there are no obvious blank gauges here, so GM had progressed since the 1980s in that regard.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

Unfortunately, whatever care and attention including a replacement door in a slightly different shade was lavished on this car over the last 31 years was all for naught as it sadly had its life cut short.  I can’t really say it was before its time as it did better and covered far more miles than any other Cavalier I’ve ever seen, but I had secretly hoped that those Rubbermaid bumpers really did work like those at the bumper car tracks of my youth, simply repelling any impact.  Alas, they do not.

1992 Chevy Cavalier

I wonder how many more miles this car could have had left in it.  We’ll never know as it now has a date with the crusher.