Human beings are hard-wired to recognize faces. This causes us to see faces even in places where there are none, whether it is on Mars or on cars.
I think we’re all familiar with various happy-faced cars, whether it is the congenial smile of modern Mazda products, or the classic toothy grin of Austin-Healy “bug eye” Sprite.
That’s not what we are here to talk about today. The Ides of March are upon us, I’m looking for the worst angry, scowling, menacing, and generally “bad hombre” looking car countenances you can find.
I’m looking for Dracula’s personal car, like the 2016 Chevrolet Malibu, or Hannibal Lechter’s personal ride, the 2005 Kia Optima pictures above.
So fire up those search engines, and lay it on me!