CC Roadtrip Documentary: Fresh Harvests On Familiar Ground

(Author’s note:  This piece has topics ranging from road construction to tourist destinations to Dodge Monacos to shopping baskets.  In turn, there are approximately 65 pictures.  Please note some of them aren’t the best imaginable as they were taken in bad lighting conditions and/or at 70 plus mph through a windshield.  Just imagine this as being a “you are there” piece.  JES)

Summer is the time for roadtrips.  With summer (sadly) starting to wind down, it’s time to capture the sights recently found on a roadtrip to, well…you’ve likely heard of the place, but that is secondary.  It’s all about the journey.  Let’s look at what was found.  There is nothing if not variety with what you are about to read.

As with roadtrips, summer is also the time for road construction.  This bridge work on US 54 greeted me immediately after leaving Jefferson City.

Going west on US 54 brought me to Eugene.  There are many German surnames in these parts but I do not know if any Niedermeyers live in Eugene.

Ft. Leonard Wood is where my father had basic training in 1969.  He broke his hip and never finished; he’s joked about being one of the few Army veterans who never once fired a weapon while in the Army.

South of Eugene is asphalt work, another remedy to slow the aging of infrastructure.

Continuing southwest is the town of Eldon.  There is an unexpected amount to see.

Entering town on Business 54, this ancient auto carrier is greeting you.  I had split attention when taking this picture (I stopped in the road for this picture and you can see the approaching car in my mirror), meaning it’s not the best.

Inside the trailer is the shell of a 1957 Chevrolet Sport Coupe.

This tanker truck is parked next to the auto carrier.  I was standing on the throttle by this point, so this picture being presentable is a minor miracle.

Eldon, with a population of 4,567, has a claim to fame of sorts.  While it isn’t the Randles Court Hotel, it’s in the same vein.

Henning with “Granny” Daisy Moses, played by Irene Ryan

 

Paul Henning, creator of The Beverly Hillbillies, married a woman from Eldon.  Mrs. Henning’s grandmother ran a hotel in Eldon, and Henning used his wife’s experiences at the hotel as fodder for Petticoat Junction, another show he created.

Henning is buried about ten miles from Eldon near the town of Tuscumbia.

Eldon has a couple of old trucks as visual props.  This old International is one, parked near Randles Court.

Another is this 1950s Dodge.  It’s just down the street from a furniture store patronized by Mrs. Jason and I several years ago.

I did not get a picture of the local establishment whose specialty is Marshmallow Pepsi.  It’s a container of Pepsi stuffed with marshmallows.  I hear it’s quite good, but I’ve never tried one.

At the south end of town, near the interchange of MO 52 and US 54, a classic car dealer has just opened, discovered upon my drive-by.

This Ford is what caught my attention.

Parked below the Ford was this awesome Lincoln Mark IV.  It makes me miss my 1975 Ford Thunderbird, a clone that was somewhat less ostentatious without sacrificing any presence.

Elsewhere on the lot was this 1957 Ford Fairlane and early 1950s Ford truck.

A few feet away was this 1985 Chevrolet half-ton.  I’m becoming more partial to Squarebodies these days, and visually this one ticks a lot of the right boxes.  On the windshield, somebody had announced it having a factory four-speed.  Good deal.  In front of the four-speed is a factory diesel.  Oof.

I can think of 350 things to replace that diesel.

To fulfill all contractual requirements for being a longstanding CC Contributor, I must include any sighting of a VW van.  So here it is, near the Squarebody.

Back on US 54, I’m greeted with a sea of brake lights.  More asphalt work.

Being stopped allowed opportunity to admire the storage building I saw a few days earlier.  The building is being built in an old rock quarry.  Repurposing is a wonderful thing.

Welcome to Lake of the Ozarks.

A few years back I was given a book by my parents.  Called Lake of the Ozarks, it was written by now retired CBS reporter Bill Geist.  It was terrific recollection of Geist’s time working summers during the 1960s at his uncle’s hotel in Lake Ozark.  I highly recommend the book but skip the reviews on the cover.  Retired CBS host Jane Pauley’s review said “the lunacy is infectious”.  Little Miss Janey obviously didn’t realize the book (if she bothered to read it) is a documentary about everyday people, not lunatics.

I could say more, but back to our journey!

Lake of the Ozarks is a lake, but also a region, and a prime tourist destination.  The lake was created in 1931 from the construction of Bagnell Dam and its electrical power plant.  The “Lake” region includes several towns, such as Lake Ozark, Osage Beach, Camdenton, Linn Creek, and others.  During Covid many who lived part time in the Lake area moved here permanently.

While I don’t have a picture, Linn Creek has a fully marked Tesla Model S as a patrol car.

But I do have a picture of the Lake.  This was taken from the Grand Glaize Bridge, which is where US 54 crosses over.

While the Lake is great for boating (one constantly sees huge boats being transported on US 54), I would never swim in it.  Recently a guy in his 20s passed away after swimming in the lake where some type of amoeba entered his sinus cavity which led to his passing.

A few miles further south, I encountered this 1991 to 1993 Dodge one-ton, the heaviest duty version of one of the best pickups ever built by anybody.  This Dodge had the seemingly obligatory Cummins of the heavier examples and he rolled coal after he saw me take his picture.

Jefferson City to Eldon to Camdenton to Lebanon

 

My route continued on US 54 to the interchange with MO 5 in Camdenton.  I took no pictures on Route 5 south for one big reason.  For too many miles, I was stuck behind a guy in a half-ton Dodge Ram pickup pulling an empty tandem axle flatbed trailer at 52 mph…in an area having a 65 mph speed limit and actual speeds of 70 mph plus.  I had to keep my distance as the left rear tire of the trailer was blown out and he was throwing chunks of rubber everywhere.  By the time we reached Lebanon, he had no tread left; the trailer was rolling on the remnants of the sidewalls.

The noise was ferocious.  But he just kept plugging along, hindering traffic flow.  It is sometimes hard to comprehend the rationale of others.

Lebanon was the half-way point of my 170 mile journey.  It was time to stretch, so I made a pit stop at the library.

Sitting on old US 66, Lebanon has embraced their history as the library contains a museum chronicling the town’s growth due in part to US 66.

The museum has grown considerably over several years.  A stop there recently, for identical reasons, revealed the expanded museum.  This is a miniaturized copy of a truss found over the street in the downtown area.

Found in the museum is this full-size diorama of an old cafe in Lebanon.

Another diorama is of the cabins one used to be able to rent when traveling The Mother Road.  Please forgive the flash.

My favorite was of the gas station with the Ford Model A.

Route 5 intersects with I-44 at Lebanon, with my journey continuing on I-44 westbound.  The Tracker boat factory is on the edge of town.  I could not get a good picture of the acres of boats they have ready for shipment.

A competing boat manufacturer is located directly across I-44 from the Tracker plant.

Only one picture was taken along I-44 due to truck traffic.  I’ve driven many interstates throughout the country but have never encountered one with as much truck traffic as I-44.

I-44 runs from Wichita Falls, Texas, to St. Louis.

About 50 miles west of Lebanon, on the outskirts of Springfield, is a place that is hard to describe.  These places are primarily in the southeastern United States, although there is one on I-25 north of Denver.

What is it?  Buc-ee’s.

Buc-ee’s, privately owned and based in Texas, is ostensibly a gas station, but what gas station has a gas island where the roof is approximately a quarter-mile long?  Or where the main building is 53,000 square feet (with their station in Luling, Texas, at 75,593 square feet, being the largest convenience store in the world)?

When I visited in May, there was an advertisement out front seeking various department managers.  Pay was in the $175,000 range, with some positions offering well over $200,000 annually…for working at a gas station (though not a typical one). It is estimated each car that stops at a Buc-ee’s will spend an average of $100 inside the store.  These stores are open 24 hours and are always busy.

Springfield was a few miles down the road and I turned south onto US 65.

I took no pictures around Springfield as the speed limit was 65 mph and everyone was running 80 mph plus.  Including me as I didn’t care to get ran over.  Traffic thinned several miles south of town.

Once traffic thinned, I was able to get a picture of US 65 cutting through the scenic Ozarks.  This is the segment of US 65 in which I wrote a fictional account of a character I created, Lewis Broderick, driving a 440 powered 1987 Chrysler Fifth Avenue at over 100 mph to evade some miscreants who were out to do harm to Lewis’s passenger.

Lewis’s destination was the same as mine.  For those who haven’t yet figured it out, my goal was Branson.

The newer part of downtown Branson

 

Branson has been around seemingly forever but didn’t spring to national prominence until the late 1980s or early 1990s.  At that time, it was known for being where various country music singers built theaters to compliment the long-standing local talent, such as The Pressleys and The Baldknobbers.

The Duttons

 

However, the audience has changed since that time.  Perusal of various flyers found the local talent, such as The Duttons and The Haygoods, still thriving, with a distinct evolution in other musical offerings.  Where else but Branson can once choose from performers covering Patsy Cline, ABBA, Stevie Nicks, Merle Haggard, Michael Jackson, The Beach Boys, The Bee-Gees, George Jones, and a host of others?  It exists nowhere else.

Yet Branson is more than just musical performers.  There are many fine museums, featuring everything from wildlife to automobiles, also available.  Even better, all of this can all be found within a 2.5 mile radius.  If you want to venture just a few miles further, you can find Silver Dollar City (although some call it “Steal Your Dollar City”), which claims to be ranked the #1 Amusement Park in the United States.

With all these various businesses in close proximity, many take steps to stand out.  How better to do that than by parking an interesting car or truck out front?  So, here is what can be seen:

Forget the paint job.  This ’69 Charger isn’t just any old Charger.

It’s an R/T that has been left to languish as a store prop.  Since the show often talked of moonshine, that reminds me…

Branson was once known for being a (nearly) dry town.  Things change; alcohol can be found along with multiple cannabis dispensaries.

Just a short distance up the street was this 1974 Dodge Monaco, another prop.

This old Monaco has been here for at least a decade, but its license plates are still valid, meaning she runs and drives.  It makes me think the old Dodge would start right up and make a 110 mile trip at night.

To illustrate how my polluted brain works, seeing this C-body right after seeing the Charger reminded me of Season 1, Episode 1, Scene 1 from The Dukes of Hazzard.  There’s even a ’70 Polara to be seen here.

As an aside, the guy driving the Monaco can be heard nailing the throttle upon landing.  Interestingly, this particular Monaco still exists.  It was pulled from a salvage yard near Conyers, Georgia, where the show was initially filmed, and made to run again.

The two-toned Monaco was parked behind a theater that also houses The Celebrity Car Museum in the basement.  Having visited the museum before, I did not care to go back.  However, that did not stop me from viewing what was parked outside.

This Pinto was used in some Netflix show called Stranger Things.  I’ve never heard of it.

This AMC Hornet wagon really appealed to me.

This Plymouth Gran Fury was a retail model, as evidenced by the 85 mph speedometer.  It was fairly well equipped, having the turn signal indicators on the front fenders that had been a thing a decade or so prior.

A VW Van; contractual obligation.

Let’s head up the street…

This late 1930s Ford truck is another prop outside a restaurant / theatre.  Jeff Sun recently mentioned how “And Petting Zoo” should be attached to many tourist attractions, such as “The Lincoln Monument and Petting Zoo”.

I submit “And Gift Shop” would be an appropriate addition for Branson.

Not having a gift shop just means you’ve chickened out…

Across the street from Señor Cluck was this Rambler.

Parked next to it is a right-hand drive buggy that I am speculating is Japanese Domestic Market; Jim Klein said he believes this to be a Mitsubishi.  If you know what it is, please speak up.

One of the museums in Branson bills itself as being the world’s largest toy museum (and likely gift shop).  This 1960s era Chevrolet was parked out front as a prop.

This old Flxible bus was on the other side of the building.

Leaving The Strip and its related props (I only photographed part of them) gave me several more finds either in use or awaiting that magical day of reuse.

I feel old including this GMC as I vividly remember when these were introduced for the 1988 model year.  This is, at newest, a 1993 model.  However, these were introduced pushing 40 years ago and I’ve not seen any of this generation GM pickup in such fine condition in a long while.

I’d love to have one.

Rare even when new, this circa 1990 Ford E-350 is a purpose built fifth-wheel tow rig.  Constructed by a company called Cabriolet in Constantine, Michigan, these came with either a 6.9 liter diesel or a 7.5 liter gas engine.

Something tells me this formerly lovely Eldorado was cursed with the 4.1 liter V8.

We will now take a detour to old downtown Branson.  This store is well worth the detour.  What is it?

Dick’s 5 & 10.

Like Branson itself, Dick’s is hard to describe.

A random aisle

 

The store is 10,000 square feet of all sorts of things, from board games to housewares to a huge assortment of specialty candy and soda to basic souvenirs.  Dick opened his store in 1961.

Dick’s has this amazing Wurlitzer juke box.  When there in May, it was working well, with a tremendously warm sound coming from the vinyl records inside.  Sadly, it was out of order this time.

Weirdly, of all the items in the store, this is what I found most captivating.  They are folded up here.

Mrs. Jason is holding this unfolded shopping basket.  While nothing extraordinary, Mrs. Jason and I enjoyed how rugged and unusual these were.  We learned they are original to the store, but were purchased used.  The clerk said they have had to replace the fabric once or twice but the chassis itself is around 80 years old.

An 80 year old shopping basket?  Delightfully unreal.

Let’s make one more stop before heading home.  There is another car museum in Branson.  I covered this museum in 2016, but let’s hit some highlights as things have changed.

Back in January, I had a piece proclaiming my dream car as being a 1978 Dodge Monaco with a 360.  I found it!

The interior is quite nice and in a pleasant color.

This is the face that combines all the best of unwavering determination and absolute awesomeness.

Drat!  I don’t need the stuff stuck to it.  And it’s the wrong color (plus there are major runs in the paint).

Yes, that is a second, orange 1969 Dodge Charger in front of the Monaco.

A Kaiser Traveler two-door.  There were only 915 made in 1951 and merely 367 for 1952.

Sadly, this one has had an LS transplant.  Gads.

This 1973 Mercury Montego needs to be included.  We’ve never (that I can find) had a full-blown write-up on a Montego of this vintage.  This particular 302 powered Montego was presented as having only 5,500 miles on the odometer.

There were many highly original cars to be found.  The museum is worth a visit.

I suppose the museum couldn’t pass up some nod to movie cars.  This Pontiac LeMans is a replica of the one driven by Jackie Gleason in Smokey & The Bandit.  It’s been de-colonnaded and has toured the country along with a black 1977 Trans-Am.

This has been a long journey, but there is one last picture from my way home.  On the same section of Route 5 where I had to follow the three-tired trailer, I got behind this slow-poke U-Haul pulling this Toyota Sienna.  For whatever reason the driver had tied the front bumper to the corner of the trailer which somehow succeeded in ripping the bumper cover.  Stuck behind it, all I could see was that bumper cover flopping around in the breeze, hoping it would not rip off.

Thankfully, I made it back home without incident.