My 1979 VW Scirocco – Aspiring to an Empty Bank Account

Scirocco Me scaled
Ready(?) for some offroading

Upon graduating from high school in the spring of 1985, I eagerly anticipated getting my first car. But not the Mustang II my mother had held onto for me after she’d gone yuppie and bought a BMW. I made it clear I didn’t want such a slothful reminder of 70s malaise. As a go-go Reagan 80s teenager, I had higher aspirations.

What did I want? A 928 (though a 635CSi would do in a pinch). I also wanted Christie Brinkley to be my girlfriend. Disappointedly acknowledging reality, I turned my gaze to gen 1 Sciroccos. My mother grumbled but acquiesced because, with my graduation money and the proceeds from selling the ‘Stang, I’d be able to cover the cost on my own.

I soon found a single-owner 1979 model nearby. It looked good and drove well. The silver exterior was clean and, other than the ubiquitous VW dashboard crack, the black interior was similarly well-preserved. The seller noted his diligent maintenance, presenting me with a pile of service records, That should have clued me in to the high cost of ownership, but the heart wanted what the heart wanted.

1979 Scirocco Profile
Not a 928 (or Christie Brinkley) but it’d do

And initially, I was quite happy with the purchase. Though it may not have been what Tom Cruise fished out of Lake Michigan, the car was a lot of fun to drive. It wasn’t exactly fast but was very hoonable. While trying to learn its (and my) limits, I took an 85 degree turn near my high school at around 50, hopped the curb and, possessed by some moonshiner’s ghost, somehow managed to pilot the car between two stands of trees until I found an opening where I could bounce back onto the road. Very invigorating! Once we resumed a more normal pace, my front seat passenger literally dug his fingernails out of the dashboard – more cracks! My backseat passenger demanded to be let out of the car, swearing he’d never ride with me again. (He hasn’t.)

At the end of an otherwise uneventful summer, I took the long drive from Atlanta to Virginia to start college. A few hours into the trip, in northeast Tennessee, the steering wheel started jerking in my hands and a rhythmic slapping sound emanated from the front of the car. It turned out my curb-hopping excursion had warped the front driver’s side wheel. (I hadn’t noticed before because I’d driven only locally, at low speeds, over the previous couple of months.) On top of that, the tire was bulging, ready to burst. I pulled off at the next exit, where there was a conveniently located auto salvage yard – and even more conveniently, the remains of a couple of wrecked Sciroccos. After an unnervingly tense negotiation with the attendants, I was able to pull an undamaged wheel, mount the spare and get back on the highway.

79 Scirocco Colors
I wonder if anybody ever opted for green and red

Not long after classes started, the Scirocco started showing its age. Though I was disappointed, I wasn’t surprised, fatalistically recalling the voluminous service records the previous owner compiled. First, the sunroof started leaking. Not a big deal. Then the gas cap lock disintegrated. Also not a big deal. Then the exhaust and muffler needed replacing – a pretty big expense for a college freshman. The head unit died next, which by then I couldn’t afford to replace. No more cruising with INXS in the cassette player for me. Shortly thereafter, the car developed an annoying habit of conking out when I engaged the turn signal. The problem was intermittent and I was able to restart the car when it happened, but it led me to stop signaling turns, like a jerk.

Things soon got worse. I’d agreed to take a couple of guys who also were from Atlanta home for Thanksgiving. We loaded up the hatch in front of their dorm and then … nothing. The car wouldn’t start. But I’d recently replaced the battery (yet another unwelcome expense). One of the guys called AAA. A tow truck soon arrived. A gangly, 6’ 6” hillbilly leapt from the cab, loudly inquiring, “You need a jump?”

“I don’t think that’s the problem,” I replied. “But we can try.”

The driver hooked up jumper cables and squeezed himself into the Scirocco, spilling out of it like a giant praying mantis. As other students walked by, some looking on sympathetically, some smirking, he turned the ignition. Nothing happened. He tried again. Again, nothing. He tried a third time. Once more, silence. Extricating himself from the car, he exclaimed, “Well I’ll be damned. Japanese piece of shit!” Biting our lips to keep from laughing, the three of us clambered into his cab and had a memorably absurd ride to a VW shop that made up for the day’s inconvenience. As we drove through campus and into town, the driver attempted to run bicyclists off the road while regaling us with graphic descriptions of what he’d like to do with (or rather, to) passing co-eds.

1979 Scirocco Dash
The minimalist dash in the “Japanese POS”

Fortunately, the shop was able to get us on the road within about an hour by replacing the fuse box. Another unwelcome expense – but at least the car was operable.

Unfortunately, electrical gremlins returned within a few weeks. Back in Atlanta over Christmas break, I attempted what should have been a routine merger onto I-75. I indicated I was turning left and the car died. As I coasted down the merge lane, powerless and down to about 35 mph, a semi loomed larger and larger in my rearview mirror. I was only a few feet away from being flipped onto the embankment. After several frantic attempts, I was able to restart the car, unclench my buttocks, and get the hell out of the way.

By this time, I really had to battle to keep the Scirocco roadworthy. I figured out that whacking the steering column near the base of the turn signal enabled me to quickly restart the car when the ignition short-circuited. But after a few days of that, the dashboard lights flickered out – for good. Then various interior pieces started coming off. Then the brakes went. By the end of winter, the never-ending repair bills made me conclude I had to get rid of the car.

Despite its shortcomings, I recall the Scirocco with more fondness than regret. Even though it ultimately was a letdown, it gave me Fahrvergsümthin’. It was nimble, looked sharp, had good ergonomics, and thanks to the hatch, was surprisingly practical. Even better, it provided me some truly memorable experiences. However, I can’t say it was a good car. By the time I got it, its components and systems were clapped out and the electricals in particular seemed irreparable. In April 1986, after not quite eleven months of ownership, I wound up trading it in on an even ricketier gen 2 Scirocco. But that’s a story for the next installment.

 

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