COAL: The ’69 Mustang — “I’m a Lawyer, and I Saw the Whole Thing…”

726 N. Gramercy Place in 2007, about 25 years after I moved into one of its studio apartments.

 

By November of 1972, student life on the fringes of West Los Angeles was going reasonably well. I had left Mrs. Ray’s boarding house at 411 South Norton, moving to a studio apartment at 726 N. Gramercy Place, just west of the intersection of N. Western Boulevard and Melrose Avenue, not too far from Paramount Studios and, ironically, the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, just west of L.A.’s Koreatown and Wilshire Center neighborhoods.

Without Mrs. Ray’s ministrations, or the occasional pleasant interactions with her first-floor elderly lady boarders, or even the frequent interactions with my fellow Art Center students on the second floor (hunched over our drafting tables in the midst of yet another “all-nighter” design assignment), I was now well and truly on my own.

Although I admitted to myself sometime later that I did miss some aspects of my boarding-house days, it felt good to be fully on my own for the first time. I was usually able to find a nearby parking space for the Mustang on Gramercy (the apartment house, like many others dating from the mid-1920s, had no dedicated parking of its own). Miraculously, my pony car never suffered any random dents or dings from being left on the street overnight.

Nearly a century old in 2022, the building had assumed a new, not necessarily improved, aspect.

 

In another irony, the Mustang’s first minor damage on my watch occurred while it was left unattended in Art Center’s parking lot, creasing the bright trim strip on the leading edge of the hood after someone backed into it at (very) low speed. When I picked up the replacement piece at a local Ford dealer, the parts guy chuckled and said “Yeah, we keep these in stock all the time.”

The replacement hood trim molding cost about $6 in 1971. It’s anywhere from $30 to $100 today.

 

On one particular November weekend day, I was driving west on Melrose Avenue, likely heading to the grocery store or running some other errand. Unusually, the traffic flow seemed much slower than usual. I had just come to a stop when, seconds later, I heard the sickening sound of crumpling sheet metal and was jarred forward slightly in the driver’s bucket seat. Luckily, I had been wearing the lap belt (but not the clumsy, separate shoulder belt, mea culpa) and fortunately did not involuntarily test the Mustang’s collapsible steering column.

After switching on the four-way flashers and collecting my wits, I opened the driver’s door and exited to view the damage. In yet another irony, the offending vehicle was another ’69 Mustang, and its hood and front bumper succeeded in significantly re-arranging the sheet metal of my car.

Ouch. In retrospect, I’m glad the traffic was crawling that day. A higher-speed impact would likely have resulted in a total loss.

 

While the other (extremely apologetic) driver and I were exchanging our license and insurance information, a well-tanned middle-aged street person (presumably un-housed, as he had been relaxing on a nearby bus-stop bench) walked up to us a bit unsteadily and pronounced “I’m a lawyer, and I saw the whole thing.” Resisting the temptation to ask him for his bar exam credentials, I fixed him with my best stare and let him know that the police would soon be on the scene (which was true). Hearing that, he ambled off and left me to ponder how a low-speed hit could have resulted in so much damage.

Another view of the Mustang’s newly-redesigned rear end. The “N” plate was purchased from Vilem B. Haan, a well-known L.A. sports-car accessory retailer. Allstate refused to replace it, as they considered it an accessory.

 

I dutifully obtained three repair estimates for the Mustang, one from Beverly Hills Ford ($636.42), one from an independent body shop ($799.96), and the third from Beverly Hills Lincoln-Mercury ($896.43), which added a replacement fuel tank and a few other items not included on the other two estimates. (The repair time estimates from the three shops ranged from 47 to 60 hours.) The L-M body shop estimator also volunteered that “the whole right side of your car behind the door is body filler,” adding “If she’d hit you any harder, both doors would have been misaligned, probably resulting in the car being totaled”. Needless to say, the folks at Fletcher L-M in Summit, NJ, where I’d bought the ’69 Sportsroof used, had not disclosed any previous accident damage to me when I bought the Mustang. Perhaps the Mustang’s previous owner didn’t mention it to them either.

Memory tells me that Allstate approved the independent shop’s repair estimate, as well as covering the cost of a rental car (a white, late-model Dodge Dart four-door) while the Mustang was being fixed. As I was then less than a year away from my Art Center graduation, it was clear that if there were no junior design jobs to be offered by the beleaguered Big Three automakers, I would need something a bit bigger than the Mustang to haul my worldly goods back home to N.J.