My 2000 Ford Econoline: Happy (Belated) 15th Birthday! — The Sporadically Active And Sometimes Needy Geriatric

Photo of a white 2010 Ford Econoline passenger van

(Note: I  started this in August 2025 and then got distracted.  It happens).

As of late June, Mrs. Jason and I have owned our 2000 Ford Econoline for fifteen years.  Yes, it has been that long.

It seems most manufacturers have that one vehicle which is nearly impervious to time.  This is likely Ford’s strongest offering in that segment.  The van still looks good (for a van), the paint is still shiny, and the interior shows negligible wear, so it’s rather easy to forget its age.  I never fathomed still owning this blasted thing after 1.5 decades and 54,000 miles on top of the 89,000 it had when purchased.  Life has certainly evolved over these last fifteen years, particularly the last five.

So let’s traipse through these last five years of life and maintenance.

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We purchased the van in 2010 for medical transport of my wife.  In late 2020, that mission continued as it served as medical transport for me.  Being sent home the same day as my surgery, lounging in the back (even if in a drug-induced state) with my drain tube on our return from Kansas City was nice – I could stretch out and snooze while Mrs. Jason drove.  Which I didn’t, as I was drugged up and blabbered the whole way back, so I am told.

Only on rare occasion have I gone anywhere in this van and not been the one driving.

sway bar

One day I heard a distinct clunking noise from the front end.  A rubber bushing on the driver’s side which held the sway bar had shrunk due to age and the sway bar was suddenly unconstrained.  Every bump brought about a weird thump, making me a grump, as I looked like a chump driving something that clunked.

The fix was rather cheap, which was nice.

columbia

One day in the first part of 2023, Mrs. Jason had driven the van to Columbia, Missouri, which is 35 miles north of us and is the fourth most populated city in the state.  She had hauled our daughter’s harp up there (she was helping with the soundtrack for a locally produced indie movie) and the parking brake had been set upon their arrival there.

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The parking brake cable had not fully released.  Meeting them in the driveway upon their return was accompanied by the smell of hot brakes.  Not good.

In turn, the initial repair involving replacement of the emergency brake cable, and all the scorched parts, was bungled.  The bungling showed up soon afterward when I drove it to my parent’s house in Cape Girardeau.  Coming to a stop prompted a horror-movie type howling from the rear.

The ultimate fix was a ridiculously prolonged affair as incorrectly sized brake drums, replacement brake drums, and inoperative hardware kept showing themselves.

I was so disgusted I just parked the thing for a while, until….

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…June 2023 when we made a rather impulsive trip to Fort Worth, Texas.  With no small amount of trepidation, I crossed my fingers, we took off…and the brakes were flawless.

Sometime soon after, the oil pressure gauge was failing to register any oil pressure for the first few minutes of operation.  As I figured nothing was wrong, I replaced the oil pressure sensor.  I was right, as the gauge starting working full-time again.

 

door cables

In Summer 2024 another age induced hiccup exposed itself.  The rear door (not the side as pictured) would not open from the outside.

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It seems the door handle is connected to the latch via a rubber coated cable having a connector at each end to hold the cable in place (seen in better detail here).  The disc shaped piece to the right of the groove had broken off (from dry rot), allowing the cable to flop all over creation.

dirty harry

That was another trip to the repair shop.  The fix was straightforward; I simply didn’t have the right tools (and patience) to access everything that was shoved inside the door.  As Dirty Harry said, a man’s got to know his limitations.  Patience is my limitation at times.  Such tasks just don’t make my day and I was not feeling lucky.

My observation to Mrs. Jason was there are only five more doors to worry about doing similarly.  Or is it six?  In all the excitement, I’ve lost count.

Which brings us to 2025.  After we bought our Subaru Outback in November 2024, the Ford got relegated to the downstairs garage.

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It fills up the space quite well.  I can walk into the garage from the basement and the door almost hits the front bumper.  To get to where I store my dolly (and other things), I have to open the door and step outside to get around the van.  Or crawl through it.

The old Ford hibernated in this climate-controlled comfort for the winter, only being awakened a time or two.  By July 1, we had put less than 65 miles on the van so far in the year (if that many; I had last put gas in it sometime the prior fall).

Despite several bouts of sitting for over two months at a time, the old Ford always fired right up as soon as I turned the key.  Few geriatrics roll out of bed with such enthusiasm, so the old girl does deserve her props for being so ready to go.

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Culled from the web

Amongst all this, I knew the old Ford was going to be making a semi-long trip in August.  My wife and daughter had an event in Branson (yes, that Branson, which is 3 hours away, or 170 miles, however you wish to look at it) and they needed the van.  A few weeks before their trip I realized the tires were eight years old, not seven as I had thought.

I freely admit to having a tire phobia.  Why is that?  Let’s roll back the Time Machine to July, 1998…

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Two weeks before Mrs. Jason and I were to be married, we were moving her stuff from north of St. Louis to our new house in Cape Girardeau.  I had borrowed my father’s 300 straight-six powered 1984 Ford F-150 and took two weeks off work in order to drive it the 135 miles to Mrs. Jason’s parents’ house and back.

To learn why I needed so much time off for such a seemingly short trip, please read this.  It’ll explain everything.

blanchette bridge

We were on I-70, crossing the Blanchette Bridge which takes one over the Missouri River.  At that time, this section of I-70 saw daily traffic of approximately 250,000 vehicles; it’s undoubtedly higher now.

As I’m in the middle of about 17 lanes, the right front tire blows out.  Did I mention I was also pulling an 18 foot trailer?  I muddled my way to the shoulder, telling Mrs. Jason to get up on the embankment for safety, and I would change the tire.  The spare looked rattier than what I was taking off had looked ten minutes prior.  Pulling the blown tire off the hub, I realized it was an original, factory tire – which was 14 (!!!) years old.

Using an insanely old tire is no sweat for my father.  He could have driven it that way for two millennia and all would be fine.  Me?  I made it about 90 miles.

Thus my phobia about tires.  I have read tire manufacturers anticipate eight to ten years of life for tires, so if tires make it to eight years with me they are gone, regardless of how they look.

And it’s been eight years since I purchased tires for this van.  But that now presents a problem. What is that, you ask.  This Ford has P235/75R15 tires.  This was once a very common size.  No more.

michelin tires

Michelin doesn’t make that size.  Continental won’t let one search for a vehicle made prior to 2003.  That’s fine, as I’m not a fan of Michelin and I didn’t want to pay Continental prices to put tires on an irregularly used vehicle.  That said, I do have Continentals on the 2014 VW Passat and they have been great.

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After some doing, and knowing many of the more popular brands will have limited to no availability of this size, I finally found the intersection (I hope) of quality and reasonable price.  I got a set of Mastercraft tires.  Mastercraft is a subsidiary of Cooper Tire (of which I’ve purchased many) with Cooper, as of 2021, being a subsidiary of Good Year.  When I purchased my ’91 Dodge pickup six years ago, it had new Mastercrafts on it.  They have been great, so I do have some experience with the brand.

The van is now driving better than it has at any point during my ownership.  Time will tell how these tires work out.  And I also changed out the original, 25 year old spare (a Michelin) which had never been used.

It pained me to say it (for a number of reasons, not least of which is recognizing our still possessing the thing), but I told Mrs. Jason we may need to upsize to 16″ wheels before the next set of tires in eight years.  There, I said it.  I’ll likely still have that damn van in 2033.  Ugh.

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Well, as luck and bad fortune would have it, this van never fails to deliver writing fodder.  I started this essay on August 3.  Today, August 7, I got home from work and had an “uh-oh” moment.  The van had been parked outside in my lower driveway for about ten days due to needing my downstairs garage for another project.  This is the only time it’s been parked outside for any duration since about 2018.

It seems one of my elm trees adopted Darwin’s Theory and purged the unfit.  Such great timing.

The branch wasn’t huge, but it wasn’t small.  However, it fell from about 25 feet up.

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It met the van on the way down and there is now a noticeable dent in the roof.

Thus, the never ending tale of Ford Econoline ownership continues….and I have realized this van now qualifies for historic plates due to being a quarter-century old.

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Update:  Yes, the never ending tale does continue.  After writing this, but before getting it scheduled, another rubber connector inside a door panel called it quits.  Which door?  The door shown in the stock photo above.  Did I jinx myself?  It’s hard to know.  The fix, which I did thanks to Dorman, was much easier than the rear door.

Even better, the old girl ran flawlessly for her trip to Branson and back.

 

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