My 1998 BMW 328is: Die Schönste Stunde! (The Finest Hour!)

Photo of a dark blue 1998 BMW 328is coupe parked on grass

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With that said, was it a “perfect” car? No, not at all. But, it was a really great car; its numerous virtues and few vices consistent during my 11-year ownership.

This is the story of my 1998 328is coupe, my “finest hour” of vehicle ownership.

A Picture on the Wall

For nearly 30 years, I’ve displayed a framed BF Goodrich (BFG) poster of a silver E36 BMW M3 coupe — sometimes in the living room, sometimes at work, now in my home office.

E36 M3: I may have been “ready to get serious” but my bank account was not.

You may recognize the image; this was one of a multi-vehicle poster series from BFG. Each poster displayed a different performance car in a color-keyed, nearly monochromatic layout. Fittingly, the M3’s theme was silver.

I ordered one poster and received three (!) in the mail, which seemed like a great return on investment. Between the poster and Car and Driver’s irreverent raving over the E36 M3’s dynamic virtues (My favorite: “Even God wants one”), it became my aspirational car.

Memorable “Motorvation”

In early spring 2003, as I plodded along with the Solara, I test drove an Estoril Blue ‘99 M3 coupe.

1999 BMW M3, presenting luminously in Estoril Blue. / Cars & Bids

My solo drive taught me many things:

1. This seemed like a lot of car for a daily driver. Being an inline-six, it accelerated smoothly, but also quite quickly and ferociously; I saw the potential for many future traffic violations.

2. By my metric, $32,900 was a lot of money for a car, even a lot of car like this one. Way more money than I was willing to spend in 2003.

3. It made the most interesting noises: the M3’s S52 3.2L inline-six’s induction and exhaust noise, with a side order of gear whine from the manual transmission, was both musical and mechanical, a combination I found pleasing.

4. It had the most interesting driving feel: the steering’s accuracy, quick ratio and substantial heft; the shifter’s slick, direct, and slightly rubbery feel; the clutch pedal’s high engagement point; the extremely stiff yet mostly compliant ride. The entire car felt tuned as one unit, and performed as such. The seat of driver’s pants had a direct hotline to the driver’s brain, and told the driver everything the car was doing.

While I was not foolish enough to engage in any test drive tomfoolery, physiologically I had obviously experienced something: by the time I returned to the dealer, my heart rate was elevated, my forearms were lightly fatigued, I was perspiring lightly, and my left leg felt a little weak. The M3 seemed hardcore to me, as it should have; it hadn’t earned all this enthusiast-mag praise by just talking the talk.

Once back in the Solara, I felt as if I’d just tamed the tiger, and was now returning from Dynamiteland to Dullsville in my transportation appliance.

Target Acquired

In June 2003, I gleefully kissed the Solara goodbye and bought an Avus Blue ‘98 328is from a local Toyota dealership for $17,000. It was a one-owner, 5-speed car with 47,000 miles, well-equipped in BMW’s typical nickel-dime style: metallic paint, heated seats, power front seats, sand leather, harman/kardon audio system with six-disc in-trunk CD changer, power sunroof, etc.

Looking good in Avus Blue. No black, white, red, or silver 328s need apply. I later added the 16-inch Sport Package wheels, shown on this car, to mine. / Bring A Trailer

Sitting in the car the first time with the engine running was a novelty in itself. I felt like I was sitting next to a sonorous turbine, waiting to deliver its generous helpings of power and smoothness down the longitudinal center of the car, to the rear drive wheels. I never noticed this in the M3 (too much sensory overload, I guess). An odd and interesting sensation at the time, one that I acclimated to quickly.

While many months had passed since driving the M3, I still thought, What an interesting car, during the 328is’s test drive. The interior, particularly, was a point of interest.

Other than Sport Package seats shown here, this is the front-office of my 328. / Bring A Trailer

During its product lifecycle, the E36 was maligned for not delivering a “luxury” interior for its segment. That may be, but I liked the rationality, if you will, of the interior — the seats were comfortable for long distances, instrumentation was clearly legible, the visibility was excellent, and the folding rear seatbacks delivered impressive utility. (We once bought a ‘50s dinette and four chairs while traveling; with the rear seatbacks folded and the table legs removed, we were able to easily fit the entire set in the car. How uber-utilitarian, ja?)

The most useful 9.2 cu-ft trunk I’ve experienced. Folding rear seatbacks made all the difference. Rubber straps across trunk floor helped keep cargo from sliding about. Those clever Germans! / Bring A Trailer

The dash controls, also, were alternately cryptic or pictographic enough to remind me that this car was designed in another land. The radio even had a weather band! Those clever, industrious Germans, they think of everything!

Learn ze Deutsche, one color at a time. / Bring A Trailer

Similar to my feelings on the original Beetle, I rather liked the “foreign-ness” of the BMW, specifically the lack of cruise control status display on the instrument panel (one should know whether cruise is engaged without needing an indicator light), and the 1000/100/10/1 button nonsense on the onboard computer. Or just the whole onboard computer, period.

The E36’s 18-button on-board computer. An odd device with some unintuitive functions (Memo? Really?) Seemed like it should have done more than it did. / PrussianMotors.com

These quirks, and others, kept the car fresh to me for an unusually long time; several years passed before the novelty wore off.

On the Highway

The car’s dynamics itself kept the experience fresh as well. It was just fabulous on the road. Head and shoulders above any car I’d previously owned. The heft of the controls, substantialness of the structure, powertrain refinement, power delivery, ride/handling balance, everything. I had then, and still have now, no vehicle analogue; it was its own vehicle and did not lend itself well to comparisons to other vehicles. It was so good, at so many things, in so many conditions, on so many different kinds of roads. It just ate up miles, comfortably and entertainingly, without complaint.

I’ve never driven a car with an engine that so seamlessly transitioned from torque to horsepower as the RPM climbed; it easily went from around-town trundler to entrance ramp screamer — just press the accelerator.

At 190 hp/207 lb-ft of torque, the 328’s M52 2.8L inline-six may not have had the Wheaties of the M3’s S52 3.2L (240 hp/236 lb-ft), but it sure knew how to use what it had. / Bring A Trailer

The car was quite happy on the highway, clipping along in direct-drive 5th gear, delivering an ideal firm-yet-supple ride on most surfaces, even broken pavement. Need to get around some pokey tractor-trailers? Just step on the gas and away you go. No need to downshift. RPM were around 3,200-3,500 in the 75-80 mph range. I know it sounds like it would be noisy, but it wasn’t.

The funny part was gas mileage. We drove to North Carolina several times in the 328. One time, I checked our mileage and got 32.7 mpg. “That can’t be right,” I said. I couldn’t picture the direct-drive 5th gear delivering that mileage at I-95 highway speeds. So, I made extra sure I had my numbers right for calculating the next highway segment. Well, that 400-mile leg calculated out at 34.1 mpg (!). With the A/C on. Those clever, industrious Germans are tricky, too!

On the Backroads

On secondary roads is where the car would really shine. Going to my Uncle John’s house in Unadilla, going to Binghamton, driving to Volvo headquarters in New Jersey for training project work, making an early weekend morning Waffle House run to Pennsylvania, traveling through the Finger Lakes on Routes 5 and 20; it was nearly as thrifty as my wife’s Accord coupe, easily bettered the Probe’s driving experience while delivering more refinement, and was immeasurably more athletic than the Solara (and everything else I’d owned).

Quirky, fun E36 feature #5: When the car is unlocked, one can open the trunk by pushing the lock button underneath the roundel. A charming, somewhat old-school touch. / Bring A Trailer

As newer models (from BMW and other OEMs) became more gadgety and complex, I lamented the industry’s move away from what I called “engineered goodness.” For example, my 328 did not have an electronically-controlled suspension. Instead, it had what I referred to as the “good” setting: one that the engineers decided was the best overall calibration. To me, it was the best; I never wished for a “sport” setting or a “comfort” setting; it was perfect as-is.

The Ambience

The 328 delivered a large percentage of M3-style excitement, but was likely much easier to deal with on a daily basis. Suspension: Taut but comfortable, athletic but not hardcore. Drivetrain: Made wonderful mechanical noises, delivered wonderful visceral sensations, but creamy smooth and eminently streetable. Steering: Heavy but not fatiguing. Brakes: Would stand the car on its nose if needed.

Quirky, fun E36 feature #19: The “headlights on” reminder tone is identical to the ominous  “AWWNK! AWWNK! AWWNK! . . . .” master alarm sound in Apollo 13 when the command module craps out. It wasn’t subtle but I never left the headlights on. / Bring A Trailer

Like the proverbial fine wine, the 328 just got better with time. Mechanically, the car was largely evergreen: the suspension kept its firm, yet supple behavior; the powertrain kept its smooth, muscular delivery. The control inputs maintained their feel, although I suspect the shifter could have used new bushings in later years.

Overall, this car had real mojo, or soul, or whatever one might call it. I like to think that if Goldfinger had been filmed in 1998 instead of 1964, and if an Aston Martin was too rich for MI6’s budget, old JB himself could have gotten by just fine in a (blasphemy!) 328is coupe.

How Good Was It?

Well, it was soooo good that . . . it was my only car for over 11 years, serving as daily driver, fun car, travel car, utility car, and eventually, old car. As the rest of the country went SUV and pickup goofy, I happily stayed with my 328. It still drew admiring glances on the road; by 2014, nice-looking E36 BMWs were not that common.

Quirky, fun E36 feature #28: The trunk lid-mounted tool kit. I never needed to use any of the tools in mine, but loved the old-school idea of it. / Bring A Trailer

Periodically, I’d test drive other cars: G35s, IS300s, GTIs, GTOs, Mustang GTs, E46 and later BMW coupes, etc. Nothing was appealing enough to get rid of my 328. And when purchase price was factored in (328is: $0 and incidental ongoing maintenance vs. competitor X at $31,900 or $29,400 or $34,500), I was even more convinced to stay the course.

Over those 11 years, I put about 80,000 miles on it: in snow and salty slush, rain, windstorms, sweltering humidity. My commute got much shorter at the end of 2008 when I got caught in a company-wide layoff. I was at first unemployed, then worked from home as a contractor creating automotive training materials for Volvo and Volkswagen. In those years of career instability, the 328 was, as always, the rock.

Time and Tide . . .

. . . wait for no man, as they say.

The 328 got older, as did I. A self-described “preservationist” at heart, I tried to keep the 328 looking and running its best. (Strategic applications of polishing compound did wonders.) It was an economical car to keep running, particularly by horror-story BMW standards. An independent garage in Victor, NY, specializing in European cars, provided good service and sage guidance as they identified genuine “need to do” vs. “‘nice to do’ masquerading as ‘need to do’” items. Just did the regular things: oil changes, brakes, tire rotations, for the most part.

The rear coil springs were replaced when one broke (a common, and less-fun E36 quirk). The garage did my lower control arms due to worn ball joints. One of the wheel speed sensors was replaced. I saved myself $500 + by asking my father-in-law to solder a new 99 cent resistor to my climate control board to resolve its erratic operation (another common, less-fun E36 quirk.) He happily agreed and earned himself a bottle of Crown Royal.

A 99-cent resistor and my father-in law’s soldering skills returned the “control” to the climate control. Germans do not do electronics as well as Germans think they do. Note the “WB” button on audio head unit at top; instant weather report access was appreciated. / Bring A Trailer

I have no “BMW = Break My Wallet” stories; the car required, in my opinion, very little, compared to the number of years of ownership and the enjoyment I got from driving it.

No Easy Fix

Cosmetically, it was a different story. In 2006, I had some touch up work done and it endured beautifully. In 2013, I had some more touch up done (at a different body shop) and it lasted about three or four weeks. I brought the car back, the body shop did the work again, and again it lasted a few weeks.

Quirky, fun E36 feature #41: Dual power front seats! And not just dual power front seats, but  identical adjustments on both seats. None of this 8-way power driver’s seat/4-way power passenger’s seat nonsense. / Bring A Trailer

Disappointed, the body shop wanted to replace sections of metal to improve the durability of the repair; they’d cover the labor if I paid for the parts. I pondered it briefly, but decided to not do anything more. I added up some of the deferred maintenance costs (mainly an entire cooling system refresh — water pump, radiator, thermostat, overflow tank, hoses, etc.) and thought it might be time to move on. I’d never kept a car for 11 years and was unsure what was on the maintenance and repair horizon.

After 16 western New York winters, the body was only going to go in one direction. The headliner adhesive was failing (a couple of really humid summers had done a job on it), and a couple of the interior panels were beginning to separate from the door cards. (Another less-fun E36 quirk; my car’s interior held up longer and better than most.)

Presentation Matters

I freely admit I hold my cars to a minimum appearance standard. They need to be “presentable”: Not necessarily showroom fresh, but uniform in color and finish — no accident damage, bubbling rust, duct-tape fastening, etc. Same for the interior — no torn seats, split dashboard, stains, smells, etc. I don’t like driving janky-looking cars.

My wife found a few pictures of my 328. Here are two of the best ones. These are from 2004 as it’s still sporting the OEM 15-inch wheels. Note heroic grille “gleam” effect was not added later.

Now, there is a two-word solution for when one has a car with needs but is unsure how to address those needs: Park it. But, as I’ve discussed before, I’ve never liked being a three-car guy with a two-car garage. So, at age 47, still self-employed, still with a two-car garage, and possessing a 16 year-old car with deferred maintenance needs and cosmetic issues, I chose a different two-word solution: Trade it.

Why trade?

Several reasons:

  1. I wanted this car sent to an out-of-town auction where I wouldn’t see it again.
  2. I couldn’t imagine tolerating the teenagers that would want to test drive it, talking about “da madd drift car, yo” they’d make of it, gutting the interior, welding the rear axles, getting their hydro handbrake and coilovers on, etc. Absolutely not.
  3. I couldn’t stand the idea of it sitting outside in the elements, neglected. There wasn’t any financial room in my world then to entertain a “hobby car.” If I was going to get a different car, the current one had to go.

Once again, my wife tried to talk me into keeping it. But, my “practical” side said it was time. In August 2014, I traded it in on my next car, which will appear in a future installment.

The Rest of the Story

Of course, I was sorry I traded it almost immediately after doing it. I also had no idea that a year later, I’d have a good-paying job developing workforce training at the University of Rochester Medical Center, which led to a better-paying job creating automotive training, which led to an even better-paying management job at another automotive learning consultancy. All of which would have easily funded my 328 “hobby car.”

No one can read the future. For five years, I had gotten by, but not rich, as a contractor; in August 2014, it looked like I’d be doing that forever. In the meantime, the E36 market went berserk as every wanna-be drifter snatched up any available manual transmission E36 coupe. It’s much easier today to find a nice E36 M3 than a nice E36 328is coupe. Believe me, I’ve tried.

Much to my wife’s chagrin, I still bellyache about not keeping it. But, my feelings are so strong because my memories of it are so fond. Easy to own, wonderful and rewarding to drive, reliable, durable, confidence-inspiring; it was built before BMW became a “luxury lifestyle brand.” And it is, without a doubt, my favorite of the cars I’ve owned. Truly die schönste Stunde! 

 

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