1983 Buick LeSabre Vs. 1983 Ford Thunderbird: My Family Chooses Between The Brougham Look And The Aero Bird

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It’s 1983. You’re a Midwestern middle-class man, mid-thirties, with two kids and a wife. You’ve always driven Fords, but your wife’s rusty 1974 Pinto is in desperate need of an upgrade. She has her eye on a Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe at the local dealership, but as the owner of a 1980 Thunderbird yourself, you kind of like the new “Aerobird.” The two aren’t exactly competitors in the marketplace, but their prices are about the same, so which do you choose?

Driver's front three-quarter image of white 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
Polar White 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage/Mecum Auctions

In general, automotive design departments try not to make big swings, because nobody wants to risk their customer base. Go too far too quickly, and you might scare them off; my dad — who was the hypothetical car buyer I described in the opening paragraph — was one of them. Although he liked the swoopy new 1983 Thunderbird and spent many an hour hanging out at the Ford dealer, he wasn’t quite ready for the jellybean ’80s; after all, his 1980 Thunderbird was one of the most square-rigged cars ever devised by Ford. Also, my mom didn’t like the styling at all, and the car was being bought for her.

Passenger rear three-quarter image of white 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
Polar White 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage/Mecum Auctions

Still, not everybody felt that way. Although the new styling was a gamble, it was a risk Ford was almost forced to take if they wanted to continue building their flagship coupe. The 1982 Thunderbird had sold a mere 45,142 units, but sales fairly exploded for 1983, to the tune of 121,999. They’d get even better in 1984 as coupe buyers grew accustomed to the new look, which was actually quite handsome. This 1983 model pictured here is the luxurious “Heritage” edition, but the T-Bird was definitely skewing sportier with the introduction of the Turbo Coupe, a Thunderbird like no Thunderbird before.

Image of red interior of 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
Red interior of 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage/Mecum Auctions

The interior wasn’t as controversial as the styling, and it surely wouldn’t have raised my dad’s eyebrows. Aside from a sporty console, the T-Bird looked much like his 1980 model, at least in terms of the dashboard; a completely redesigned dash didn’t come around until 1985. The steering wheel was also basically unchanged from the 1982 ‘Bird, but the velour seats of this Heritage are certainly more luxurious than his base 1980 model’s split bench.

Image of console of Ford Thunderbird Heritage
Console of Ford Thunderbird Heritage/Bring a Trailer

However, I don’t think Dad would have bought the Heritage model with its $12,660 base price. More likely, he would have sprung for whatever base T-Bird was on the lot, as its base price was a far more reasonable $9,629. Regardless, he would have loved showing off the full load of power options on this Heritage: dual power seats, power windows, dual power mirrors, and the premium sound system, an option that my dad certainly wouldn’t have spent the extra money on.

Image of 1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage Luggage Compartment
Ford Thunderbird Heritage Luggage Compartment/Mecum Auctions

The T-Bird’s trunk (at 14.6 cubic feet of storage capacity) was actually quite spacious considering that the car was not, at 197.6 inches in length, considered big by American standards. It would have had plenty of room for a family of four.

Image of 1983 Ford Thunderbird engine compartment with 5.0-liter V8
Optional 140-horsepower 5.0-liter V8/Bring a Trailer

Dad would have most likely demanded the optional 5.0-liter V8, simply because he grew up in an era where power was king. Power is relative, but the 140-horsepower 302 made for a brisk coupe by 1983 standards. I know he would have test driven a 3.8-powered car and considered it, but I don’t think he would have been happy with it.

Image of driver's profile of 1983 Midnight Academy Blue Thunderbird Heritage
Midnight Academy Blue Thunderbird Heritage/Bring a Trailer

Nor would he have been happy with a white car; something like this very attractive Midnight Academy Blue would have been more his style.

Driver's front three-quarter image of 1983 White Buick LeSabre Custom Coupe
1983 White Buick LeSabre Custom Coupe/Mecum Auctions

But as you’ve probably guessed, it was all for naught; Mom prevailed and we ended up with a 1983 LeSabre Limited Coupe (a Custom is pictured above); this Custom Coupe is, however, in such nice condition that it makes an excellent stand-in for Mom’s car. Our LeSabre was Light Brown with a Dark Brown Landau vinyl top, whitewall tires, and wire wheel covers. It was stylish for 1983, but as an image of the past rather than a harbinger of the future as the T-Bird clearly was, at least in terms of styling.

Driver's rear three-quarter image of Light Blue 1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe
Light Blue 1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe/Streetside Classics

From the outside, the only obvious difference between a $9,292 Custom Coupe and a $9,836 Limited Coupe was the badge next to “LeSabre” on the quarter panel. (Too bad about the mismatched bumper fillers on this otherwise pristine original). I remember that the window sticker totaled $12,400, which included air conditioning, the 307 V8, and a bunch of other stuff that I could probably add up but won’t.

1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe interior
1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe interior/Streetside Classics

The difference between the Custom and the Limited was all on the inside, where these plush velour seats made the extra money worth it.

1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe dashboard
1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe dashboard/Streetside Classics

And although the LeSabre couldn’t be much more different from a new T-Bird, the dashboard was actually quite similar, and both were arranged in the early 1980s American idiom. Gauges were limited (pun intended) to a speedometer, fuel gauge, and shift indicator, whereas the “idiot lights” were located in an array above the climate controls in the center of the dash. Everything was easy to reach, including the radio, and the big, round clock was located right in front of the passenger. I spent a lot of time looking at that clock on our long summer vacations, pondering out loud when we would finally “get there.” The fake wood was not particularly egregious, and all-in-all, this was an interior you’d expect in a Buick.

1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe luggage compartment
1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe luggage compartment/Streetside Classics

The trunk was cavernous, as it should have been in such a huge car: 20.8 cubic feet. The LeSabre was a holdover from another time; at 218.4 inches in length, it was truly a big car by anyone’s standards. The space-saver spare looks absolutely lost in here.

1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe engine compartment with 5.0-liter V8
1983 Buick LeSabre Limited Coupe engine compartment with 5.0-liter V8/Streetside Classics

The 140-horsepower Oldsmobile 307, a worthwhile $225 option, was what spoiled Buicks for my dad forever. Not only was it lethargic (the 2.41:1 axle ratio in our three-speed automatic car didn’t help), but ours was a lemon straight out of the gate. Mom’s new LeSabre stranded us a preposterous seven times, once on an Ontario highway hundreds of miles from our Michigan home; my dad took off with a truck driver to get help, leaving us in the car with the doors locked. (It was a time before cell phones.) Every time the car failed, the dealer would replace the distributor under warranty.

In retrospect, I don’t know how that could even happen. After the first two tries, one would expect that other avenues would be explored, but it took two years and someone from corporate to accurately diagnose the problem. Apparently (I was eight years old and not quite as well-versed in engine design as I am today), the cam bearing bores in the block were not true, and therefore, the camshaft and distributor gears were misaligned. Eventually, all hell would break loose in the distributor and we were stranded. I recall some very tense conversations between my dad, a mechanic, and the dealer’s service manager, but they finally replaced the engine in 1985.

Today, Dad would have gladly taken advantage of lemon laws and bought a new Thunderbird with the proceeds. After two years of dealing with a lemon, he was disenchanted with the Buick for good reason, and I can say in hindsight that his dalliance with the General ended with this car (although he likes riding in my myriad 1950s and 1960s GM products, especially the Buicks).

83 LeSabre 3a

But the Buick stuck around until 1990, when Dad bought Mom a 1988 Mustang GT Convertible that they still own. I date this picture of our actual car to 1988, when as an eleven-year-old, I clearly wasn’t up to the task of framing a picture correctly. When Mom got her Mustang, she and Dad sold the LeSabre to my grandfather, who drove it until his death in 1995. My cousin then bought the car, and in an attempt to drive it around my uncle’s rural property, he somehow managed to burn the thing to the ground, thus ending the hapless Buick in the most spectacular manner imaginable.

87 T Bird

And Dad finally did get that T-Bird, a 1987 model with the fuel-injected 5.0, in December of that year. By that point, he loved the new styling; it just took him a year or two to grow accustomed to it. I ended up driving this car in high school and college, and I still miss it every time I see an ’80s Aerobird. Still, in retrospect, the LeSabre would have been a very nice car if we had gotten a good one, and I’m not sure that Mom made the wrong choice at the time.

So, let’s say it’s 1983. You’ve been shopping at the local Buick and Ford lots, and it’s time to make a decision. Which one of these disparate coupes are you taking home, a LeSabre or a Thunderbird?

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