Curbside Classic: 1986 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser – One Of GM’s Greatest Hits

Browsing the “GM Deadly Sins” series on CC makes one thing pretty clear: GM started its slow-motion slide towards bankruptcy in the ‘70s, but it became a toboggan ride in the ‘80s. The accumulation of missteps became truly impressive, as the world’s number one carmaker shot itself in both feet while stepping on several banana skins at once. But there were a few exceptions to the rule, a few rays of sunshine breaking through the storm clouds. The 1977-90 B-body – especially in wagon form – was one of those.

It’s certainly a favourite on CC, as attested by the myriad of posts we’ve had on the Caprice Classic Wagon, Buick Estate Wagon or even the Pontiac Safari. We’ve not had too many of the Oldsmobile kind, but look what I found in the depths of west Tokyo.

It’s not in the usual as-new-if-not-better condition, this Custom Cruiser. I’m almost certain this car was shipped over (probably from its country of birth) relatively recently, as it seems GM were selling Chevy B-body wagons here, but not the other brands.

I guess everything that could be said about the B-body has been written on CC, sometimes several times over. Smaller, better built and generally more competent than the 1971-76 behemoths, these were perfect for the time. I guess the only gripe one might have against the early ones, in Oldsmobile trim anyway, would be the front end styling. Square quads over square quads was a bit hat-on-a-hat. By 1980, that was fixed though, with a more tapered hood also improving the car’s Lego-like aerodynamics.

GM toyed with various grille textures over the model years, of course. Vertical slats, tight mesh, horizontal, with the central section painted or in chrome… Usually, these were changed every couple of years, but this 12-square design was only for 1986.

I’m sure they changed the rear lights a bit over the years too, but it’s beyond marginal. The only substantial change was the central stop light that had to be tacked on for MY 1986. Not sure what that little pod of LEDs is for on the bottom left – back up lights? But don’t Custom Cruisers come with those from the factory?

Unlike other B-body wagons, the Custom Cruiser kept to a strict Rocket V8 diet, as Olds engines gradually took over the platform. When the B-body was launched in 1977, every division still held on to at least one “in-house” engine option, though the (dreaded) Old Diesel was available across the board and remained there until 1985. After MY 1980, both the Pontiac 301 and Buick 350 were abandoned in favour of the new 140hp Olds 307ci (5033cc) V8. The Chevrolet engines held out longer in the Caprice, but by MY 1986, B-body wagons were all Olds 307-powered.

So we can surmise that this particular car’s hints of engine troubles (AC Delco book on the passenger seat, hood unlatched) have to do with the Olds 307 within. It’s supposed to be a fairly reliable motor, if somewhat limited in its ability to propel 1.9 tons of steel, glass, Di-Noc and vinyl shaped into a box. After nigh of 40 years of said hauling, something might have to give.

How apt to see such a symphony of beige inside an ‘80s family wagon. Ours (a 1986 Pontiac 6000) was grey – also pretty typical, but not nearly as pleasing to behold as this. Besides, ours also had front bucket seats and a floor shifter, which is kind of a heresy on American wagons, in my view.

Oldsmobile still sold over 21k units of their version of the aging B-body wagon in MY 1986, but it was all (steeply) downhill from there. The era of the minivan had dawned, so full-size station wagons, once the staple of suburbia, were starting to look passé. Especially when they kept their ‘70s styling for so long. But then, when the Custom Cruiser finally got its trendier rounded body for 1991, nobody wanted those anymore either.

Which makes one wonder why anybody in present-day Japan would want to go to the trouble of importing this beautiful dinosaur. Despite their “downsized” nature, these wagons are still classified as trucks (the 100 number on the license plate) under Japanese legislation. Finding parts for one is probably challenging and certainly expensive. But I guess there is always one person out there who wants to stand out of the crowd, both length- and width-wise.

And I must admit, this is a particularly well-chosen piece of rolling Americana. If I had to pick an ‘80s wagon from Detroit’s finest, the B-body with the Oldsmobile hood ornament would be it. Iconic brand, upmarket trim, nice front-end design (post-1979, anyway) – what’s not to like? A wheezy engine, I guess. But these were never meant for racing, or even overtaking. It’s a GM greatest hit, for sure. In the easy listening category.

 

Related posts:

Vintage Review: 1977 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser – Downsized Upscale Hauler, by GN

COAL: 1986 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser – Here To Stay, by Robert Kim

COAL: 1986 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser — Passing the Baton, by Robert Kim

Cohort Pic(k)s Of The Day: ’89 Olds Custom Cruiser, ’81 Cadillac Seville, ’82 Eldorado – GM ’80s Nostalgia, by Rich Baron