Curbside Classic: 1985 Lotus Esprit S3 – CT Without The Baggage

We’ve not been discussing the Cybertruck on CC, lately. And I cannot really help that, as they are (I believe) still not road-legal in Japan, as is the case in many places around the world, so I still haven’t seen one. But that ultimate automotive wedge issue of our time does have a passing kinship with the oh-so-wedgy early Esprit, doesn’t it?

Of course it does, as it’s a matter of public record that the CT was designed with the Esprit in mind, according to Musk himself. Some angles make the visual similitude clearer than others. Other parallels include stellar performance, a reputation for less-than-stellar build quality – especially early cars, in both cases – and CEOs whose management style was, shall we say, pretty unique.

Of course, there are many differences too. The CT’s back end looks like a fridge, whereas the Lotus looks like a squashed Rover SD1. I much prefer the latter, but that’s just me.

It’s the first thing that hit me when I saw this Esprit. Newer ones (S4s, Turbos and V8s) are not too rare in these Lotus-mad parts, but finding one with the good old ribbed-for-our-pleasure Leyland-tastic taillights was a first for yours truly. My, my, grandma Lotus, what big clusters you have.

By the mid-‘80s, the Esprit’s most egregious faults had been ironed out. Well, it had been in production since 1976, so one hopes that progress could be made in terms of build quality and reliability. But it went beyond that. From around 1984-85, Lotus started colour-coding the Esprit’s bumpers and mirrors, which gave the car a fresher look ahead of its Big Facelift, slated for 1987.

This is a standard Esprit, as opposed to the Turbo. The 2.2 litre DOHC 4-cyl., fed by two Dellorto carbs, delivers its 160hp to the rear wheels via a Citroën 5-speed gearbox – pretty much the same one that was used on the SM.

Quite different from the Cybertruck inside, of course, though I imagine visibility is a little better in the Lotus. Hope you will fit the seat, because it’s not the other way around in this car: the seat back is fixed in place, stuck to the engine compartment. I’m guessing those buttons aft of the gear lever have to be operated by feel alone. At least, you don’t have to worry about that in a Tesla.

If you look hard enough, there are yet more parallels between the legendary Lotus and the troubled Tesla. I’m sure we all remember seeing the Cybertruck for the first time in late 2019, when it was mercilessly pelted with a steel ball in the interest of science. But the first deliveries only took place four years later, which is quite a while. But not unprecedented.

To wit, here is the Esprit concept car, as it was on the Italdesign stand at the 1972 Turin Motor Show. It took Lotus four years to get production going. Imagine that.

Does this mean the CT will be in production for another 20-odd (to say the least) years, just like the Esprit? We shall see. One thing the British sports car had that the Tesla currently lacks was the ability to be road-legal in pretty much every country at the time of its launch.

And the kind of folks who buy British sports cars – especially those bearing that badge – usually know what they’re getting into, i.e. trouble, and lots of it. Usually serious, even. Folks who buy pickup trucks usually put a premium on reliability and usability, which are not necessarily the CT’s strongest suits.

One thing Tesla should have taken from the Esprit along with the styling, in my opinion, was the use of plastic body panels. The Cybertruck’s stainless steel body makes a lot less sense, as nearly all reviews point out how fussy the upkeep is and how dangerously sharp the corners are. I bet a plastic body would make the CT a bit lighter too, which might help in some respects, such as tyre wear.

The main difference between the Esprit and the CT has to do with sales targets. I’m not sure what Colin Chapman figured his latest sports car could reach, but it sold in the hundreds per year. When production ended in 2004, the veteran Lotus had reached over 10,000 units. Numbers and timelines are characteristically fuzzy when Telsa are concerned, but several sources claim they were thinking 250-350k units per year. It seems the CT’s actual production numbers this year will be closer to the Esprit’s tally than what Tesla product planners might have liked. Maybe it’s time to stick some giant Rover taillights on the Cybertruck. Or, at the very least, get James Bond to drive one underwater.

 

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