Curbside Classic: 2011 Chevrolet Cruze Eco – Beware Of Angry Birds

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

A milquetoast and still common sedan, it’s easy to ignore the Cruze.  That might be a mistake for historically-minded car enthusiasts.  The Cruze has struck me for a while now as a pretty significant car in the story of GM and Chevrolet. I considered a few alternate titles for this piece including:

-I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

-Where Were You In ’82?

-Deed You Hear An Eco?

-Too Late Too Little

We’ll hit these points, but I decided to approach it from the perspective of the animal kingdom. Based on an incident which I’ll relate a little further down in the article, I believe that birds hate this car. Maybe not all birds, just particularly angry birds.

It’s been well known since 2009 that certain birds are really angry, at least if video games are the accurate reflection of reality we should obviously assume them to be. The game was released the same year as the H1N1 Swine Flu pandemic, which is why the punishing birds targeted pigs. In those simpler times, a rampant respiratory virus just inspired cute video games, rather than spurring society to tear asunder, but I digress.

2011 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

As the Angry Birds game became a big hit in 2010, Chevrolet was introducing their latest reinvention of their compact/small car, a class we could diplomatically say they historically had a hard time succeeding in. Most here will be familiar with the tale of woe, but a quick overview may be welcome:

Chevrolet’s first compact car was the 1960 Corvair, a fine and ambitious car in many ways yet famously controversial due to some myopic packaging and rear suspension decisions on GM’s part. Chevy did shortly introduce their Chevy II/Nova, which was much more conventional and commercially successful.

Then there was the Vega…

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That looks correct. The Nova was not a particularly small car by 1971, when GM needed something subcompact to effectively compete with the increasingly popular small cars from Europe and especially Japan. They put considerable resources into the 1971 Vega, but as with the Corvair, the quest to keep it profitable made them skimp in areas that would prove unwise. At least this time it wasn’t unsafe (at any speed), just unreliable and un-durable. As with the Chevy II/Nova, Chevy salvaged some small car goodwill by later introducing a more conventional car, the adequate but spartan Chevette. It was largely borrowed from GM’s global subsidiaries, an idea that will be seen again in our Cruze story.

While Chevrolet struggled to field a competitive small car in the 70’s, the market for Japanese imports had grown exponentially. GM recognized that they needed something good in the “small” market and again put a lot of effort into developing their own homegrown J car line, with [nearly interchangeable] versions sold by every division including Cadillac. GM failed to understand the things that were most important to import buyers, hitting at best a base hit when they needed a home run. The 1982 Cavalier was nice-looking and rode well, but suffered from too much weight, a coarse engine with underwhelming power, an unimpressive interior, so-so fuel efficiency, and they weren’t particularly well screwed together. Basically its strengths and weaknesses were the polar opposite of popular Japanese models.

Chevy soldiered on with the Cavalier on the same platform for 23 years, albeit heavily revised and refined. It eventually became a passably functional little car, but the public had integrated the baseline reality that Chevy’s small cars were not anything special and appealing only on price. Meanwhile, Honda set the bar so high with excellent new Civic and Accord generations every five years like clockwork, Cavalier was like the short, stout kid in gym class: it couldn’t even touch the bar, much less do a pull up.

The 2005 Cobalt was finally an all-new platform, which corrected many of the Cavaliers’ weaker points. It was structurally sound with a decent engine, performance, and fuel economy. It was kind of homely, though, with an interior that made clear where GM cut costs. The Cobalt did OK, but it wasn’t enough to convert many import buyers (the truly impressive performance of the SS notwithstanding!).

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

 

I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

Which brings us to our avian-reviled Cruze (don’t worry, the bird story is coming soon!) where GM tried once again to reset the public’s perception of what a small Chevy is. After three tries at doing the job themselves and later attending several 12 step programs, GM North America finally confessed “We are the General and we aren’t good at making small cars.” They made amends by going to their subsidiaries Daewoo in Korea and Opel in Germany and letting them design a car for their highly small-car-buying markets and then using the Lordstown, Ohio plant to build it with minimal adaptations for the North American market. GM couldn’t completely kick their habits, though, as the American version added weight, GM’s small-car drug of choice.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

Probably owing to the extra weight, N.V.H. was commendable, especially on the highway, while also having a European tautness and quite decent handling for a non-sporty car. The Delta II body structure was stiff. Styling was very pleasant, hardly groundbreaking, just easy on the eyes. Performance was not any better, sometimes a little worse, than its peers but the engine was smooth at moderate acceleration and cruzing speeds, something GM had not traditionally been very good at in its four pots. The standard six speed manual shifted precisely.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

The most notable thing was that the interior was actually well done, with styling, ergonomics, colors, build materials, and soft touch areas up to the standards of foreign makes. Wow, give Chevy a break, it only took them 40 years!

The photo car is 12 years old and gives every appearance of being a daily driver not leading an especially sheltered life. I don’t know the mileage, but one might expect the cloth driver seat of a car this old to look more worn. It still looks sharp!

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

 

Where Were You In ’82?

A good-looking car, well-built and engineered with class-competitive cabin, refinement, economy, and reliability? Oh Cruze, if you had only been around in 1982 when GM really needed you! An American-made car hitting all those marks, even if it was largely designed overseas, might have much more effectively resisted the Japanese onslaught of the 80s. So many buyers, especially small car buyers, became permanently estranged from Detroit’s automakers over that decade. “Buy American” sentiment was a big thing in those days, and probably accounted for a fair percentage of the sales of Detroit’s more lackluster cars. That patriotic sentiment was still strong enough that if GM in particular hadn’t given buyers so many good excuses to jump off the Sloan ladder to buy Japanese in the form of the Cavalier and many others, they might have gotten off the glide path to massive loss of market share, perpetual struggle, and eventual insolvency that they were on in 1982.

It’s never a bad time to sell a good car, though. Especially when it’s the first major car you introduce after your bankruptcy. The buff books had mostly good things to say about it in its first year and buyers responded pretty well. In the U.S., the Cruze sold between 230k and 270k every year of its 2011-2015 first generation, which was 50k+ shy of what the Honda Civic and Toyota Corolla were moving, but beating the Hyundai Elantra and Ford Focus by 10-30k most years. Most importantly to GM’s beancounters, it sold roughly 25% better than the Cobalt averaged in 2005-10 (granted the Great Recession made 2009-10 rough years for every maker). Not a home run, but probably a solid double, helping GM take a healthy step as it emerged from Chapter 11.

So, why do I believe that the Cruze made birds angry?

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

In 2013, I came across a display of avian animosity on a scale I haven’t seen before or since.

This was well before I started curbsiding, so the pictures aren’t the greatest. The nighttime setting wasn’t doing the photos any favors, either.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

Even with the bad photos, it’s clear Angry Birds had their way with this poor Cruze. What is it that they hate so much about this car? Are they spelling purists offended by the Cruze’s assault and battery on the English language? Are they traditionalists aghast that for the first time Chevy offered no coupe body in a compact car? Are they miffed that Chevy never had an SS version or any real performance variant at all?

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

I think, personally, it’s that bird species (in both the animal kingdom and video games) relate by power and dominance, qualities lacking in the mild-mannered Cruze. The prevalent issue magazine road testers (and maybe birds) took with the car was barely adequate engine power. Cruze came standard with a 1.8L DOHC 16v I4 making 138hp and 125lb-ft, though most were equipped with the optional 1.4L DOHC 16v turbo (Ecotec, Family 0) making the same 138hp, albeit with a worthwhile 23lb-ft torque bump. Neither engine would make the Cruze fly, and if one tried to take off with the turbo, the normally quiet and smooth engine would become much less amiable.

Also, the Cruze commonly suffered turbocharger and/or water pump failure in middle age. Never-the-less, human owner reviews are generally positive.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

 

Deed You Hear An Eco?…

The little green tag next to “CRUZE” indicates the birds singled out the Eco model to dump their load on. This is an interesting choice as the Eco is arguably the best version of the car and the closest thing to a performance model Chevy would offer. As the name implies, it’s specially designed for better gas mileage, though its features also enhance performance, giving it a one second 0-60 edge over other Cruzes and most other cars in its class. The Eco comes with the turbo engine, a specially geared 6-speed manual (regular auto optional), lowered suspension, unique and handsome 17″ forged aluminum wheels and 200 pounds of weight savings. Chevy gave the model a surprisingly large number of engineering tricks considering its relatively low price among the Cruze models, to allow Chevy to lay claim to having the highest highway EPA rating (42 mpg) of any gasoline non-hybrid car on the market.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

For serious hypermilers, the Cruze actually offered a turbodiesel engine from 2014-19, the first oil burner in an American-branded passenger car in the North American market since 1985 and likely the last ever.

As is often the case, American buyers didn’t get the most interesting stuff, which in the Cruze’s case was a wagon model offered in Europe and Australia. A hatchback was also offered there.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

 

Too Late, Too Little

As commendable as the Cruze was, it faced two unyielding headwinds: too late and too little. The Cruze entered the world during an era of high compact car sales, in a market crowded with good alternatives. Volumes in this class would start falling across all makes within a few years. More and more consumers wanted something other than a traditional passenger car. No matter how good the car sitting on the dealer lot was, CUV’s got the test drives and sales while passenger cars looked on forlornly. Terminally ill sales resulted in euthanasia for many compact cars, including the second-generation Cruze in 2019. Even were it the best compact car in the world, it was too late to conquer a shrinking market.

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

Of course, the other problem for the Cruze was that it wasn’t the best compact car in the world. The Cruze brought too little to the table to make a big difference. Being competitive in quality helped it to be, well, competitive in sales, but buyer tastes for Asian food were too well entrenched to be overcome with American fare, even the figurative hamburger-flavored noodle bowl that was the Cruze. Conquest sales were hard to come by when most compact customers were children or even grandchildren of people who gave up on GM, or American cars generally, in the 70’s and 80’s. It’s difficult to break habits (as GM knows well from hard personal experience).

2012 Chevrolet Cruze Eco

Who knows why the birds hated this car? We don’t understand their language much beyond what they universally communicate in who or what they drop their fecal enmity on.

The Cruze is historic for a number of reasons. It was the first truly competitive compact car from GM in North America. Yet, it was the last ICE compact passenger car from GM in North America. Its platform was used for the Volt, a truly groundbreaking vehicle. Yet no respect from the air…

How can one prevent angry birds from aggressively defecating on a Cruze’s bodywork?

Chevrolet recommends parking upside down. Your results may vary.

Curbside Cruze photographed 7/3/23, Poop-shamed Cruze photographed 7/29/13, Houston, TX

 

Related CC reading:

Curbside Rental Service: 2014 Chevrolet Cruze LTZ – This Isn’t Quite So Easy by Jason Shafer (with 191 comments and never rerun!)

COAL: 2011 Chevrolet Cruze LS –Part 1 – Sometimes, Dreams Do Come True & Part 2 – The End of the Dream by Adam Dixon

CC Newsstand: The Chevrolet Cruze, General Motors Last Compact Car For America, Rolls Off The Assembly Line One Last Time by Edward Snitkoff

See also Corvair, Vega, Cavalier, and Cobalt links in story

Personal addendum:

I’ve thought the Cruze an attractive car ever since they were introduced, particularly the Eco, though I’ve never driven or rode in one. After reading positive reviews of it when new, it occurred to me that if GM had this caliber of small car in the 70s or 80s, things might have gone differently for them. My parents bought a three year old Vega in 1977 and drove it for two unhappy years. The car was one problem after another, according to them, and they replaced it happily with a new 79 VW Rabbit. When they were looking for their next new car in 1985, they didn’t even consider GM or other Detroit makers because they had been burned so badly by the Vega, which would turn out to be the last American car they ever owned. I thought that was a little unfair at the time, but I can admit now it was totally reasonable.