The Cars & Trucks of My Formative Years, Part 1: 1970 Ford F-100 – Ladle On The Abuse

My mother has been conducting a spring cleaning on steroids.  When I visited her a few weeks ago, she had exhumed a copious number of pictures.  Her statement was “take what you want; the rest are going in the trash”.

Good thing I was paying attention as the pictures for most of this multipart series were found in her refuse pile.  In a switching of roles, I roundly chastised her hastiness as this old 1970 Ford F-100 was the first set of pictures I found.

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She and my father purchased this F-100 new.  In fact, Dad special ordered it from Stout Ford in Mounds, Illinois.  Old Mr. Stout was a one-man band Ford dealer, being manager, salesman, mechanic, and finance manager all rolled up in one.  He kept very few cars in inventory, preferring to order what the customer wanted.  What a concept.

Thus, my father, at 26 years old, ordered nearly the cheapest pickup Ford would sell.  No power steering, no power brakes, no a/c, the base 240 cubic inch straight-six, three-speed manual transmission, and no rear bumper.  He added that later.  His only concessions to civility (read as my mother) were an AM radio and a heater.

Yes, it’s utterly counter to what most people now would consider owning.  Thus, I love this old thing.

Most important of all – this was the very first vehicle I ever drove.

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As a monument to how my photography skills peaked 40 years ago, I took these pictures in 1985, the day he foisted it off on the Toyota dealer in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, for a year old Ford F-150.  This tired looking yellow Ford had only 76,000 miles.

As basic pickups seem to induce phobias for some these days, basic routine maintenance is a phobia of my father’s.  Other than changing the oil, this Ford was never washed, likely never tuned up, always sat outside, and was worked like a cheap, rented pack mule.  For years, he never exceeded 50 mph in this pickup due to a “bad front end”.  As I later learned, the tie-rods were bad, hardly an overwhelming problem.

This Ford mostly withstood the abuse.

It only went away due to terminal cancer.  The day it happened, I remember my father saying “the body had fallen in on the frame” so I’m guessing the cab supports went kaput from rust, putting the shift linkage in a bind.  His inability to shift out of first gear led to the diagnosis.  My dad shimmed up the body with a few chunks of used 2×4 and off it went.  He had paid about $2,000 for it new (that’s always been his quote) and he got $500 at trade-in; I was there.  He never once argued with the dealer’s offer.

If I were to guess, the old F-100 likely went straight to the salvage yard.

After finding these pictures I told my wife if she ever buys me an old pickup, I want it to be a 1970 F-100.  I don’t care about color, trim, or engine; it just needs to be a long bed.  That’s how bad I want one of these, thanks to this glorious old girl.

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Various memories with this pickup were captured here.

(Author’s Note:  There were only three pictures, taken with a camera having 110 film.  Remember those?  Where noted I altered the pictures with a few filters and color alterations to help overcome the washed out appearance of the raw photo prints, which are also included.  Similar will be the case with Parts 2 and 3.)