Since they’re stealing from me, I’ll steal from them, except that it’s not theirs anyway. These two Hummers ended up in the drink, on a lake in Russia or someplace. Now guess how there came to be two of them in the same situation.
The second drove out on the ice to rescue the first one!!! reminds me of the guy who jumped into the Willamette River here recently to rescue his “drowning” dog. The guy drowned; the dog made it back to shore easily. Oldest rule in the book: don’t rescue anyone in the water by going in after them. Especially in a Hummer.