Fifty Shades Of Brown: Reliving 1977’s Forgotten Ads From National Geographic

Picture of four car ads from the March 1977 issue of National Geographic, including a 1977 Cadillac, Datsun 801, Chrysler Newport, and Chevrolet Monte Carlo

It’s a fair argument that the golden age of automotive advertising spanned the decade from 1955 to 1965, but although some of the flash and color was lost in the ensuing years, advertising had to adapt to a changing world. In this case, it was the world of March 1977.

Cover picture of March 1977 issue of National Geographic

Those who collect old paper already know the score. Big, lush ads could be found in big weekly (and monthly) magazines such as Life, Look, Saturday Evening Post, and Holiday. Enthusiast-oriented ads could be found in the car publications: Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road & Track, and Hot Rod. National Geographic is also, however, a place to find car ads you might not see in other formats. They’re a little smaller than the other big-name magazines, but they’re also easy-to-find; National Geographic placed all advertising in the front and back of the magazine, assumedly to avoid interruptions to their lush photographs and extensive articles. The paper is high-quality, too.

Picture of 1977 GMC Motorhome advertisement

There’s no sugar-coating the truth: ads of the 1970s were drab shadows of their former selves. But everything had changed in the 1970s, everyone seemed to feel as if they were forced to grow up. Baby boomers were becoming responsible adults, the first oil crisis threw a (temporary) wet rag on conspicuous excess, the Clean Air Act and looming fuel economy standards made cars cleaner and more efficient, and styles changed. For example, look at the seats in the GMC Motorhome shown above in all their plaidness. The big GMC was a big seller; almost 13,000 were produced between 1973 and 1978, and many are still being enjoyed today. It’s probably most famous for its powertrain, a “Unitized Power Package” from the Oldsmobile Toronado, which powered the front wheels. Most motorhomes had the Toronado’s 455, but sometime in 1977, the engine was downsized to the small-block 403.

Was this the best looking RV ever made? I think it was.

Picture of 1977 Datsun 810 advertisement with a silver sedan and a brown wagon

Something you might notice about advertising, 1977-style, is that there are so…many…browns. I’m not sure an ad could get more dull than this one, but at least it has the neat “Datsun Saves” slogan at the bottom. While the 810 was missing the purposeful styling of the 510, it did have Datsun’s excellent 2.4-liter straight six under the hood, which produced 127 horsepower and could be had with a four-speed manual. Datsun was quick to point out the Z-Car connection, and Paul N. discussed a Road & Track test of just such a vehicle here.

Image of 1977 Honda Civic ad in with a Civic driving on a highway in front of a sunset

This is frankly one of the more baffling ads I’ve seen. It’s a pretty image of the efficient Civic CVCC in profile plying the highways of America under a blazing sunset (or sunrise), and the message is clear: The Civic was the first car in America to earn a 50-plus mile-per-gallon highway fuel mileage rating from the EPA.

What’s not so clear is the context, “The March Honda.” The days of the month are listed across the bottom of the page, but there is no discussion of why that is.

EPA 1977 Tests
Document Credit: Department of Energy

One might assume that the EPA fuel mileage test lasted for a month in 1977, but no, it didn’t. The test protocol is listed above, and it was run on a dynamometer over a simulated 7.5-mile course for city ratings, and a simulated 10-mile course for highway ratings. Is Honda claiming that you can drive a month on a tank of gas? Paul N. wonders if the ad’s placement in the March issue has something to do with it. Whatever the case, it’s certainly an oddball of salesmanship.

As an aside, mileage suffered greatly with “Hondamatic”: the highway rating dropped from 54 to 37 when compared with the five-speed-equipped Civic.

Image of a 1977 Cadillac advertisement, showing the car in profile in front of a hotel

Less concerned with mileage was Cadillac, who was celebrating its successfully downsized line of DeVilles in 1977. This ad is a clever play on its heritage, with the car parked in front of a swanky hotel (I’m not sure which one, in this case). The tagline would not be valid for much longer: “Leave it to Cadillac to lead the way.”

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Photo Credit: eBay/AdLoft Gallery

The ad harkens back to some of Cadillac’s campaigns from the late 1950s, showing their new models parked in front of America’s ritziest establishments. In this case, a 1957 Cadillac is parked in front of New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art.

77 Caterpillar 0001 scaled

This isn’t really a car ad, but rather an ad for Caterpillar road machines. Like the ad for the Civic, the intentions aren’t very clear. Two guys from a rural area have stopped in the road, as you do, to have a conversation about deteriorating infrastructure, namely bridges, in their county. They know that something has to be done, but they also know that there is no money to do it. In the meantime, roads and bridges will continue to get worse. (This all sounds very familiar, by the way. History truly repeats itself.)

Caterpillar says:

Replacing all 34,000 deficient bridges at one time is not realistic. At the same time, modernizing key country roads and bridges must have a high priority in the nation’s overall transportation program.

Caterpillar Tractor Co. makes machines that build roads, pipelines, railroads, airports, and waterways. We believe good rural roads are vital to our National well being.

So….in essence, “We need to fix the rural roads! Caterpillar makes equipment to fix them!” OK. How do you connect the dots, Caterpillar?

77 Chrysler scaled

By 1977, it’s a miracle that Chrysler still had an advertising budget, but here’s a dreamy, foggy scene of a Newport parked in front of a wraparound porch at a weekend get-together where everyone’s dressed in white (Of course, there’s a brown cast from the brick driveway over everything). A Chrysler tradition for well over a decade (by 1977) was advertising how cheaply you could “step up to Chrysler” by purchasing a Newport. Unfortunately, the Chrysler nameplate was becoming somewhat tarnished; it didn’t have quite the cachet it once did.

Dubiously reliable equipment didn’t help, although that didn’t stop Chrysler from bragging about it:

Chrysler Newport also gives you the engine that thinks. The exclusive Lean Burn Engine. It contains a small computer that constantly monitors engine conditions and adjusts ignition timing with split-second accuracy. The result is more responsive acceleration and performance.

I’m sure many Chrysler owners of the late-1970s and early-1980s would disagree.

Picture of an advertisement for a brown 1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo

Finally, we have an entry from one of the decade’s most popular vehicles, the last of the second-generation Monte Carlos. Aside from being very Earth-toned, this ad feels like an awkward pep talk from the uncle you see once a year.

When a car makes you feel good about its looks, that’s styling.

When a car makes you feel good about yourself, that’s character.

What? Does the car have character or do I? Either way, the Monte Carlo sold itself in 1977, to the tune of over 411,000 units. That’s getting into Silverado territory today.

No, none of these ads will stir the heart like a Fitz/Van Pontiac ad from the sixties, and some of them ask for a little more critical thinking than an ad should require, but as a portrait in time from my birth year, it’s an interesting sociological document…with character.

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