1985 Lincoln Continental Valentino Edition: ‘Jewel Box Beauty’ or Styling Failure?

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I have to admit–I have mixed feelings about this car.  On the one hand, it seems like an ideal “Jewel Box Beauty” sedan:  smaller than full-size, with sharp-edged neo-classical styling and luxurious materials throughout;  lots of bright trim, the distinction of the Valentino name, and it “drives like a dream!”  But something seems a little “off”.

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When this model was first introduced, it looked rather appealing in the brochures.  But slick photography on glossy paper doesn’t always match up with 3-D in-person reality.  The designers faced a difficult challenge:  create an all-new smaller luxury car that is distinctive and upscale-looking, worthy of the magic name, “Continental”.

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You can see a lot of early ’80s Cadillac Seville and Chrysler Imperial here, which I have to say is not a good thing.  The bustleback rear, the downward-swept (droopy) lines going back–and of course a fake spare tire hump (“So they’ll know it’s a Continental” LOL!)  I can see what the designers were trying to do–re-interpret classical elements into a modern form that says to the beholder, “This is an elegant car that looks luxurious and high-priced.”  But it’s a design that somehow doesn’t seem 100% right.

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The car I’m featuring is a 1985 model, which has a revised grille (to me, not necessarily an improvement).  I have to give credit to the seller for taking excellent photos which almost look like brochure images!  And this is a Valentino edition–Midnight Black over Burnished Pewter Clearcoat Metallic.  Love the enthusiastic description too–“If you’re not buying this one, you’re not buying one!”🤣 Location:  North Plainfield, New Jersey.  Price:  $12,500.

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If the photos and seller’s description are to be believed, this looks to be one of the nicest examples out there.

 

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OK, after laying out all my criticisms, I have to say that despite its faults, this is actually a very nice car that I myself wouldn’t mind owning.  From what I have read, this Continental is a silky smooth, powerful, quiet machine (as it should be).  I like the fact that you’re getting 1980s Lincoln luxury without the bulk of a Town Car.  More exclusivity too.  And the fact that it’s a Valentino Edition adds smartly to its appeal.

What makes the Valentino Edition “great”:

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Interior shots:

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Not as lush as a contemporary Chrysler or Cadillac, but still nice.

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The dash too, seems surprisingly minimalist.  I think the steering wheel looks cheap, like it’s something used on lower-priced Fords.

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Digital dash, cream trim, leather-wrapped steering wheel.  Is that wood?  Yes, real walnut veneer.

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The design isn’t perfect, but I think there’s a lot to like here.  This seems like an ideal “daily” (or “weekly”) driver for the classic car enthusiast who doesn’t want to do his usual errands in some dull minivan or SUV (providing you don’t mind relying on a 40+ year old car to do so).  I mean, this car does exude a certain kind of distinction and class–it’s something special that people will notice and admire in 2026.

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There you have it–your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own this cream puff.  Rarity + Condition + Charisma = Great Value.  ’80s nostalgia remains hot.  For the right person, this is a gem of a find!

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Further CC reading:

CC Capsule:  1982 Lincoln Continental–Bustling Back To Prominence by Brendan Saur

Auction Classic QOTD:  1985 Lincoln Continental–What’ll You Think She’ll Fetch (UPDATE: SOLD–We Have A Winner!) by Jim Klein

CC Capsule:  1985 Lincoln Continental–Mr. Droopy Drawers by Jim Grey

Curbside Classic:  1987 Lincoln Continental–Last Of The Bustleback Breed by Eric703