Curbside Classic: 1978-’79 Lincoln Town Car – The Lincoln Sleeps Tonight

1977 79 Town Car LH 3051

I read the other day that scientists are thinking of bringing woolly mammoths back from extinction. This ancient whale appears to have beaten them to the punch; I found it parked in a substantial amount of 37th Avenue just off Victoria Drive one rainy night last week.

1977 79 Town Car LR34 3050

It’s many years since last I saw one of these in any condition, let alone one like this time traveller from its own era. Lookit the tires.

1977 79 Town Car RF34 3053
1977 79 Town Car LF34 3047

With lines and creases this long, any ding or prang would make itself known; I see none.

1977 79 Town Car Rear 3056

Nothing bent, misaligned, worn, or faded.

1977 79 Town Car RR34 3055

Nothing sagging or drooping, either.

1977 79 Town Car Front 3052

No missing teeth…er…baleen, the pointy turn signal lenses aren’t broken, and the vacuum-operated headlamp doors haven’t sagged halfway (or more) into their failsafe-open mode, as eventually happened with seemingly all these covered-lamp Fords.