CC Outtake/Caption Contest: 1993-95 Chrysler LeBaron – Ran When Planted

Or should that title be, “Can’t see the LeBaron for the trees”?

I’m always bemused when I see a car abandoned like this. This facelifted LeBaron wasn’t in some barn on a rural property or lying in some junkyard. This was a street-facing garage in Seattle’s Madrona neighborhood. I’ve no doubt the vines sprung up quickly given Seattle’s ample precipitation. But what’s the story here? Does the owner no longer require a car but a tow truck to the junkyard is too expensive? Also, this might be an optical illusion or the indomitable vines, but is this LeBaron missing its windshield?